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!! BIKINI BOTTOM MORNING NEWS !!
To start off your day with a nutritious news story, the Krusty Krab is now selling delicious Breakfast goodies, 6:00 AM - 10:00 AM!
Be sure to go down to the Krusty Krab and try out their new Breakfast limited items!
(This post was sponsored by The Krusty Krab™️)
October 26, 2024 at 10:03 AM
!! BREAKING NEWS !!
Eugene H. Krabs, owner of the Krusty Krab has been taken into police custody in suspicion of being the cause of Bubble Bass' disappearance, and is currently being interrogated by detectives. We will keep you updated on the situation.
October 26, 2024 at 12:45 AM
!! BIKINI BOTTOM NEWS REPORT !!
Local food reviewer and degenerate "Bubble Bass" has gone missing. His whereabouts are unknown, and he was last seen in the back of the Krusty Krab. If you find this man, please report it to the authorities. Or not, we aren't your dad.
October 26, 2024 at 12:18 AM