Justine
@bijustine.bsky.social
Seeking inclusion, fighting for love.
Striving to be the living embodiment of a hug.
My jokes are real dumb.
We believe ACAB/BLM and we are pro-Palestine/anti-violence around here.
she/they 🏳️🌈💜
Striving to be the living embodiment of a hug.
My jokes are real dumb.
We believe ACAB/BLM and we are pro-Palestine/anti-violence around here.
she/they 🏳️🌈💜
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Dyslexia, dyscalculia, dysgraphia and dyspraxia are the most ignored disorders when it comes to activism.
Because typos are funny, being bad at maths is mocked, messy handwriting is lazy, and being clumsy is on purpose.
Because typos are funny, being bad at maths is mocked, messy handwriting is lazy, and being clumsy is on purpose.
October 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Dyslexia, dyscalculia, dysgraphia and dyspraxia are the most ignored disorders when it comes to activism.
Because typos are funny, being bad at maths is mocked, messy handwriting is lazy, and being clumsy is on purpose.
Because typos are funny, being bad at maths is mocked, messy handwriting is lazy, and being clumsy is on purpose.
My favorite one to talk about is the one who wear Hawaiian shirts for the family Christmas pictures in our garage and grew his grey hair out long in protest against Trump in 2016.
He also travels the world and collects coins and talks about his favorite pubs to my teetotaling Republican parents.
He also travels the world and collects coins and talks about his favorite pubs to my teetotaling Republican parents.
I don't need the lore behind your favorite posters... tell me about your uncles
October 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My favorite one to talk about is the one who wear Hawaiian shirts for the family Christmas pictures in our garage and grew his grey hair out long in protest against Trump in 2016.
He also travels the world and collects coins and talks about his favorite pubs to my teetotaling Republican parents.
He also travels the world and collects coins and talks about his favorite pubs to my teetotaling Republican parents.
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You, emotionally stunted: sebulba is funny because he’s in a bad star wars
Me, an empath: sebulba is funny because hesa can touch his feelings but hesa cannot subdue them
Me, an empath: sebulba is funny because hesa can touch his feelings but hesa cannot subdue them
October 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You, emotionally stunted: sebulba is funny because he’s in a bad star wars
Me, an empath: sebulba is funny because hesa can touch his feelings but hesa cannot subdue them
Me, an empath: sebulba is funny because hesa can touch his feelings but hesa cannot subdue them
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Get you a girl who exclaims "jumping jehoshaphat!" when she is startled
October 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Get you a girl who exclaims "jumping jehoshaphat!" when she is startled
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i haven't seen tron: ares yet but i'm saving "more like jared deleto" for later
October 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
i haven't seen tron: ares yet but i'm saving "more like jared deleto" for later
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"we are all, how you say, trying to find l'homme who did this"
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"we are all, how you say, trying to find l'homme who did this"
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An underappreciated improvement in the world is how YouTube comments used to be the stupidest place on the internet and now somehow the top comment is always a pretty funny joke, a fascinating episode from someone’s life, or the most heartbreakingly poignant shit you ever heard
October 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
An underappreciated improvement in the world is how YouTube comments used to be the stupidest place on the internet and now somehow the top comment is always a pretty funny joke, a fascinating episode from someone’s life, or the most heartbreakingly poignant shit you ever heard
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As a kid in the 90s, these and Horrible Histories were both my main reason to go to the library and why I have tonnes of useless trivia instead of a cohesive personality
October 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
As a kid in the 90s, these and Horrible Histories were both my main reason to go to the library and why I have tonnes of useless trivia instead of a cohesive personality
Christian romance authors are better at edging than secular authors of any genre.
It's their whole job.
It's their whole job.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Christian romance authors are better at edging than secular authors of any genre.
It's their whole job.
It's their whole job.
The thing about running your small Reformed church's booth at Pride is sometimes you're going toss dirty jokes back and forth with your friend working with you and then you're going to remember that the collar-wearing Episcopalians are right next door and they can probably hear you.
Happy Pride.
Happy Pride.
October 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The thing about running your small Reformed church's booth at Pride is sometimes you're going toss dirty jokes back and forth with your friend working with you and then you're going to remember that the collar-wearing Episcopalians are right next door and they can probably hear you.
Happy Pride.
Happy Pride.
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LGBT stands for Lettuce, Guacamole, Bisexual erasure and Tomato
October 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
LGBT stands for Lettuce, Guacamole, Bisexual erasure and Tomato
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if we’re all good with restricting free speech now, may i suggest we start by banning eight-episode seasons of television
October 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
if we’re all good with restricting free speech now, may i suggest we start by banning eight-episode seasons of television
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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If you’re going to destroy the environment with ChatGPT; can you stop asking questions that experts have already written books about, and ask about unanswered mysteries like “why is there still shit on this toilet paper after I wiped my ass fifty times”.
October 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If you’re going to destroy the environment with ChatGPT; can you stop asking questions that experts have already written books about, and ask about unanswered mysteries like “why is there still shit on this toilet paper after I wiped my ass fifty times”.
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good news we cured using "lol" as punctuation; bad news it's not much better lmao
October 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
good news we cured using "lol" as punctuation; bad news it's not much better lmao
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Cancel most of your streaming services. Keep 1 or 2 at a time and rotate them out every few months to see the stuff you want to see, even if it's later on. Rent DVDs from libraries. Use the money you save to buy more physical media and go out to dinner at locally owned restaurants with your friends.
September 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Cancel most of your streaming services. Keep 1 or 2 at a time and rotate them out every few months to see the stuff you want to see, even if it's later on. Rent DVDs from libraries. Use the money you save to buy more physical media and go out to dinner at locally owned restaurants with your friends.
I just saw a show on Sunday where the opener had a guy shredding so hard on his fiddle that hair was breaking on his bow 30 seconds into the first song. Leaping around the stage and still managing to sing backup consistently.
Full respect for the adorable man with floppy hair, of two varieties.
Full respect for the adorable man with floppy hair, of two varieties.
uncritical support for rock bands that tour with violinists
September 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I just saw a show on Sunday where the opener had a guy shredding so hard on his fiddle that hair was breaking on his bow 30 seconds into the first song. Leaping around the stage and still managing to sing backup consistently.
Full respect for the adorable man with floppy hair, of two varieties.
Full respect for the adorable man with floppy hair, of two varieties.
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(jimmy kimmel comes back from ten day off-the-grid camping trip) wait what
September 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
(jimmy kimmel comes back from ten day off-the-grid camping trip) wait what
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[dog park]
DOG OWNER: which one is yours
ME: i haven’t decided yet
DOG OWNER: which one is yours
ME: i haven’t decided yet
September 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
[dog park]
DOG OWNER: which one is yours
ME: i haven’t decided yet
DOG OWNER: which one is yours
ME: i haven’t decided yet
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ironing is a ploy by Big Wrinkle to sell more wrinkles
September 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
ironing is a ploy by Big Wrinkle to sell more wrinkles
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Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption.
Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.
People have power. Ask Target
Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.
People have power. Ask Target
September 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption.
Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.
People have power. Ask Target
Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow.
People have power. Ask Target
@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social Hello I am sending this to you because I think it's right up your alley.
bijustine.substack.com/p/were-all-a...
bijustine.substack.com/p/were-all-a...
We're all a little afraid of Big Daddy Nezzer
Recasting VeggieTales' classic story, Lyle The Kindly Viking, 24 years too late
bijustine.substack.com
September 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social Hello I am sending this to you because I think it's right up your alley.
bijustine.substack.com/p/were-all-a...
bijustine.substack.com/p/were-all-a...
Idk if anyone on this app is a VeggieTales fan, or if the Sky gods will let anyone see it if I just say that, but this piece I wrote last night is for you.
Asking the age old question: what if Lyle The Kindly Viking was a live action adaptation with a cast of human actors we know and love?
Asking the age old question: what if Lyle The Kindly Viking was a live action adaptation with a cast of human actors we know and love?
We're all a little afraid of Big Daddy Nezzer
Recasting VeggieTales' classic story, Lyle The Kindly Viking, 24 years too late
bijustine.substack.com
September 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Idk if anyone on this app is a VeggieTales fan, or if the Sky gods will let anyone see it if I just say that, but this piece I wrote last night is for you.
Asking the age old question: what if Lyle The Kindly Viking was a live action adaptation with a cast of human actors we know and love?
Asking the age old question: what if Lyle The Kindly Viking was a live action adaptation with a cast of human actors we know and love?