Kip Reese
@bigyachty67.bsky.social
Pittsburgh’s 7th best yacht rock DJ
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The first pope to transubstantiate Malort into Christ’s blood
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The first pope to transubstantiate Malort into Christ’s blood
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"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.
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THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER
THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING
THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING
May 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER
THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING
THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING
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Ordinarily I am not a fan of Twitter screenshots, which feel like when a pet brings you a dead bird it found. But I am enjoying the reactionary online Catholics losing their shit because the American pope isn't a Based Reactionary. Here's to a schismatic movement and a Dimes Square Papacy.
May 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ordinarily I am not a fan of Twitter screenshots, which feel like when a pet brings you a dead bird it found. But I am enjoying the reactionary online Catholics losing their shit because the American pope isn't a Based Reactionary. Here's to a schismatic movement and a Dimes Square Papacy.
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EAT THIS SAUSAGE IT'S JESUS CHRIST'S FUCKING BODY
DRINK THE MALORT IT'S HIS FUCKING BLOOD
DRINK THE MALORT IT'S HIS FUCKING BLOOD
May 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
EAT THIS SAUSAGE IT'S JESUS CHRIST'S FUCKING BODY
DRINK THE MALORT IT'S HIS FUCKING BLOOD
DRINK THE MALORT IT'S HIS FUCKING BLOOD
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We do not go there often, really only when my wife has to send something she bought back, but the FedEx store by us has been just playing Steely Dan albums front to back each of the last few times we've been in. I don't necessarily love it, but I do respect it.
May 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
We do not go there often, really only when my wife has to send something she bought back, but the FedEx store by us has been just playing Steely Dan albums front to back each of the last few times we've been in. I don't necessarily love it, but I do respect it.
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People were responding too well. It's time to go back to what we know works: people who have been in office since 1993 saying "listen up, Mr. Trump's economy is quite frankly fucking disappointing" while holding up an egg.
SCOOP: Two Democratic aides and a lawmaker told @adriancarrasquillo.bsky.social that House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries has discouraged further member excursions to El Salvador
April 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
People were responding too well. It's time to go back to what we know works: people who have been in office since 1993 saying "listen up, Mr. Trump's economy is quite frankly fucking disappointing" while holding up an egg.
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Everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit.
April 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit.
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"In the Time interview, President Trump claimed 'I invented a new kind, actually four new kinds, of jacking off. And that's something that I think, because they never write nice, always nasty, but that's something that I think really people would love to know about.'"
"Well there's a lot going on."
"Well there's a lot going on."
RADDATZ: Trump said he's made 200 deals on tariffs. 200 deals? Who has he made deals with? Is there actually any deal at this point?
BESSENT: I believe that he is referring to subdeals within the negotiations we are doing
BESSENT: I believe that he is referring to subdeals within the negotiations we are doing
April 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"In the Time interview, President Trump claimed 'I invented a new kind, actually four new kinds, of jacking off. And that's something that I think, because they never write nice, always nasty, but that's something that I think really people would love to know about.'"
"Well there's a lot going on."
"Well there's a lot going on."
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factory jobs are back baby
April 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
factory jobs are back baby
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Classic 1989 Brain from the big fella here, just some dumb bit of gossip that snagged in his brain and which he will never stop believing. Absolutely convinced that every onscreen moment of the film Rising Sun really happened, and that he alone can get to the bottom of it.
FT: Trump “has puzzled trade negotiators in Tokyo after complaining about a test where he claims a bowling ball is dropped on a car ..
“.. Japan does not carry out such tests ..”
@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/b545...
“.. Japan does not carry out such tests ..”
@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/b545...
April 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Classic 1989 Brain from the big fella here, just some dumb bit of gossip that snagged in his brain and which he will never stop believing. Absolutely convinced that every onscreen moment of the film Rising Sun really happened, and that he alone can get to the bottom of it.
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every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
April 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
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there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
April 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
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“i’ve always been an ignorant piece of shit my entire life guys”
RFK JR: ADD, ADHD, Tourette syndrome, Narcolepsy, Autism.. All of these are injuries that I never heard of when I was a kid.
April 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“i’ve always been an ignorant piece of shit my entire life guys”
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you know that bunny was thinking about it
April 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
you know that bunny was thinking about it
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this is why you shouldnt believe what you see on the internet. It was actually closer to 50 years. His name was Porphyrios, he actually caused the creation of entirely new trading routes just to avoid him and was declared enemy of the state by Justinian. He is the hero we need.
Wasn't there a whale that took a hating to Rome and sunk a bunch of ships for like 10 years?
April 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
this is why you shouldnt believe what you see on the internet. It was actually closer to 50 years. His name was Porphyrios, he actually caused the creation of entirely new trading routes just to avoid him and was declared enemy of the state by Justinian. He is the hero we need.
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