The Rotund Dungeon Master
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Character concept no DM would let me play- This little guy. He's a Grung. Lawful evil and is on a reconnaissance mission to travel the world and become the next BBEG @heroforgeminis.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Character concept no DM would let me play- This little guy. He's a Grung. Lawful evil and is on a reconnaissance mission to travel the world and become the next BBEG @heroforgeminis.bsky.social
Since that magical time of year is coming up, I wanna point out that Krampus has survived fascists before and won.
Also, #ICE. is a cowardly and superstitious lot.
If they were met by Krampi this December, they may collectively shit their pants
Also, #ICE. is a cowardly and superstitious lot.
If they were met by Krampi this December, they may collectively shit their pants
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Since that magical time of year is coming up, I wanna point out that Krampus has survived fascists before and won.
Also, #ICE. is a cowardly and superstitious lot.
If they were met by Krampi this December, they may collectively shit their pants
Also, #ICE. is a cowardly and superstitious lot.
If they were met by Krampi this December, they may collectively shit their pants
So I've had this problem lately where I will be jamming to something online trying to explore new music...
And just get my face blasted off with AI bots and it is getting harder and harder to tell.
I really hate it here.
And just get my face blasted off with AI bots and it is getting harder and harder to tell.
I really hate it here.
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 AM
So I've had this problem lately where I will be jamming to something online trying to explore new music...
And just get my face blasted off with AI bots and it is getting harder and harder to tell.
I really hate it here.
And just get my face blasted off with AI bots and it is getting harder and harder to tell.
I really hate it here.
.... Marjorie Taylor Greene booking it out of MAGA reminds me of Hans Landa at the end of Inglorious Basterds, and I am fucking begging the democrats not to grab the fucking bad idea ball and pull an operation paperclip.
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
.... Marjorie Taylor Greene booking it out of MAGA reminds me of Hans Landa at the end of Inglorious Basterds, and I am fucking begging the democrats not to grab the fucking bad idea ball and pull an operation paperclip.
How I should have known I had audio processing disorder: I thought the song was "Girl all the Fat Guys Want"
November 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
How I should have known I had audio processing disorder: I thought the song was "Girl all the Fat Guys Want"
The Absolute Batman Who Laughs
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The Absolute Batman Who Laughs
Fun fact: if you hop into a comment section on Facebook in your local news station and type "OK, Groomer" to every MAGA rushing to defend the pedo in chief..
They really don't like that.
Favorite response so far.
"YOU'RE EASILY MANIPULATED AREN'T YOU?!"
Your PFP is trump as Rambo, My Guy.
They really don't like that.
Favorite response so far.
"YOU'RE EASILY MANIPULATED AREN'T YOU?!"
Your PFP is trump as Rambo, My Guy.
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Fun fact: if you hop into a comment section on Facebook in your local news station and type "OK, Groomer" to every MAGA rushing to defend the pedo in chief..
They really don't like that.
Favorite response so far.
"YOU'RE EASILY MANIPULATED AREN'T YOU?!"
Your PFP is trump as Rambo, My Guy.
They really don't like that.
Favorite response so far.
"YOU'RE EASILY MANIPULATED AREN'T YOU?!"
Your PFP is trump as Rambo, My Guy.
Also, I'm pretty sure trump got the news that he was dying the day that he was walking the roof of the white house.
I don't think that he was meandering up there into dementia. I do think that is also when he decided that the East wing was gonna go.
I don't think that he was meandering up there into dementia. I do think that is also when he decided that the East wing was gonna go.
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Also, I'm pretty sure trump got the news that he was dying the day that he was walking the roof of the white house.
I don't think that he was meandering up there into dementia. I do think that is also when he decided that the East wing was gonna go.
I don't think that he was meandering up there into dementia. I do think that is also when he decided that the East wing was gonna go.
Listen, the more that I think about the fucking arch the more I think that Trump is planning to be buried under it.
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Listen, the more that I think about the fucking arch the more I think that Trump is planning to be buried under it.
We don't have to shut down the government.
And I'm not talking about "oh well these grown people should get together and work out their differences"
I mean there isn't a mechanism in the constitution that shits down the government if there is no budget approved. That is a recent law.
And I'm not talking about "oh well these grown people should get together and work out their differences"
I mean there isn't a mechanism in the constitution that shits down the government if there is no budget approved. That is a recent law.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
We don't have to shut down the government.
And I'm not talking about "oh well these grown people should get together and work out their differences"
I mean there isn't a mechanism in the constitution that shits down the government if there is no budget approved. That is a recent law.
And I'm not talking about "oh well these grown people should get together and work out their differences"
I mean there isn't a mechanism in the constitution that shits down the government if there is no budget approved. That is a recent law.
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Zoos Haunted
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Zoos Haunted
Our indoor cats have fleas! What the hell! Part of not going outside was not being covered in fleas!
Poor little guys. They're so itchy! 😢
Poor little guys. They're so itchy! 😢
October 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Our indoor cats have fleas! What the hell! Part of not going outside was not being covered in fleas!
Poor little guys. They're so itchy! 😢
Poor little guys. They're so itchy! 😢
I apologize I haven't been as active as I was on twitter. I... Have been dealing with some hardcore depression.
In good news they adjusted the old meds so that should help.
Ugh.
In good news they adjusted the old meds so that should help.
Ugh.
October 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I apologize I haven't been as active as I was on twitter. I... Have been dealing with some hardcore depression.
In good news they adjusted the old meds so that should help.
Ugh.
In good news they adjusted the old meds so that should help.
Ugh.
Victor Frankenstein is just a medical Stockton Rush:
On one hand there is absolutely nothing unethical or evil about the ideas he was chasing down, but he cut so many corners and only cares about his self and his own glory that his life imploded and took everyone with him.
On one hand there is absolutely nothing unethical or evil about the ideas he was chasing down, but he cut so many corners and only cares about his self and his own glory that his life imploded and took everyone with him.
October 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Victor Frankenstein is just a medical Stockton Rush:
On one hand there is absolutely nothing unethical or evil about the ideas he was chasing down, but he cut so many corners and only cares about his self and his own glory that his life imploded and took everyone with him.
On one hand there is absolutely nothing unethical or evil about the ideas he was chasing down, but he cut so many corners and only cares about his self and his own glory that his life imploded and took everyone with him.
Just found out my great grandfather married my great grandmother when she was 13. He was 22. I'm named after him.
An I'm just sitting here thinking of my middle name going "get it off, get it off, get it off, ewwwwwwwwwww fuck fuck fuck."
An I'm just sitting here thinking of my middle name going "get it off, get it off, get it off, ewwwwwwwwwww fuck fuck fuck."
October 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Just found out my great grandfather married my great grandmother when she was 13. He was 22. I'm named after him.
An I'm just sitting here thinking of my middle name going "get it off, get it off, get it off, ewwwwwwwwwww fuck fuck fuck."
An I'm just sitting here thinking of my middle name going "get it off, get it off, get it off, ewwwwwwwwwww fuck fuck fuck."
I'm tired of feeling tired.
I'm tired of feeling like I'm constantly slipping gears
I'm tired of feeling like I'm barely treading water.
I'm tired of feeling like I'm constantly slipping gears
I'm tired of feeling like I'm barely treading water.
October 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I'm tired of feeling tired.
I'm tired of feeling like I'm constantly slipping gears
I'm tired of feeling like I'm barely treading water.
I'm tired of feeling like I'm constantly slipping gears
I'm tired of feeling like I'm barely treading water.
I thought Randall Flagg would be hotter if he took over this fucking universe, not some trumped up fascist orange
October 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I thought Randall Flagg would be hotter if he took over this fucking universe, not some trumped up fascist orange
My wife: OY! You in the middle of a hyper fixation! We gotta be up early to put *someone* in his carrier for the vet tomorrow!
My cat who is a lvl 15 rogue and hates the carrier: *whips around and locks me with a HATE STARE*
Me: I don't like how he just clocked that like he speaks human.
My cat who is a lvl 15 rogue and hates the carrier: *whips around and locks me with a HATE STARE*
Me: I don't like how he just clocked that like he speaks human.
October 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My wife: OY! You in the middle of a hyper fixation! We gotta be up early to put *someone* in his carrier for the vet tomorrow!
My cat who is a lvl 15 rogue and hates the carrier: *whips around and locks me with a HATE STARE*
Me: I don't like how he just clocked that like he speaks human.
My cat who is a lvl 15 rogue and hates the carrier: *whips around and locks me with a HATE STARE*
Me: I don't like how he just clocked that like he speaks human.
AUHDHD: Hey, know how you HATED being forced to write long papers for college?
Me: Oh God.
AUHDHD: It's 22 post thread time about a niche topic no one is interested in baby!
Me: Please no.
AUADHD: people gonna call you A Dot Ham
Me: WHY?
AUADHD: WRITING LIKE YOU'RE RUNNING OUTTA TIME, BITCH!
Me: Oh God.
AUHDHD: It's 22 post thread time about a niche topic no one is interested in baby!
Me: Please no.
AUADHD: people gonna call you A Dot Ham
Me: WHY?
AUADHD: WRITING LIKE YOU'RE RUNNING OUTTA TIME, BITCH!
October 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
AUHDHD: Hey, know how you HATED being forced to write long papers for college?
Me: Oh God.
AUHDHD: It's 22 post thread time about a niche topic no one is interested in baby!
Me: Please no.
AUADHD: people gonna call you A Dot Ham
Me: WHY?
AUADHD: WRITING LIKE YOU'RE RUNNING OUTTA TIME, BITCH!
Me: Oh God.
AUHDHD: It's 22 post thread time about a niche topic no one is interested in baby!
Me: Please no.
AUADHD: people gonna call you A Dot Ham
Me: WHY?
AUADHD: WRITING LIKE YOU'RE RUNNING OUTTA TIME, BITCH!
A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he is fucking Neurodivergent, has time blindness, and it's ableist as fuck to point that shit out.
October 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he is fucking Neurodivergent, has time blindness, and it's ableist as fuck to point that shit out.