Big Papi Smash
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Red Sox fan because I was lacking mental self-flagellation in my life. Seahawks, Edmonton Oilers to make the anguish year-round.
Kicked cancer's ass twice.
Formerly @billlee4pres on the bad place.
Kicked cancer's ass twice.
Formerly @billlee4pres on the bad place.
Imagine going to Federal Prison. Now imagine everyone knows your name is ButtFumble.
October 7, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Imagine going to Federal Prison. Now imagine everyone knows your name is ButtFumble.
"Humphrey came into this game with questionable groin."
Thanks, Aikman.
Thanks, Aikman.
September 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"Humphrey came into this game with questionable groin."
Thanks, Aikman.
Thanks, Aikman.
As an amateur handwriting analyst, I have concluded that the signature on that birthday card is authentic.
Furthermore, the signature actually reads...
"Donald MyLovelyLadyHump"
Furthermore, the signature actually reads...
"Donald MyLovelyLadyHump"
September 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
As an amateur handwriting analyst, I have concluded that the signature on that birthday card is authentic.
Furthermore, the signature actually reads...
"Donald MyLovelyLadyHump"
Furthermore, the signature actually reads...
"Donald MyLovelyLadyHump"
Reposted by Big Papi Smash
On this date in 2010, former Red Sox Pitcher, 63 yr old Bill Lee pitches 5.1 innings and allows 2 runs, in his start for Brockton against Worcester in a Can-Am league game. He becomes the oldest pitcher to win a professional baseball game. 2 yrs later pitching for San Rafael he wins again at 65.
September 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
On this date in 2010, former Red Sox Pitcher, 63 yr old Bill Lee pitches 5.1 innings and allows 2 runs, in his start for Brockton against Worcester in a Can-Am league game. He becomes the oldest pitcher to win a professional baseball game. 2 yrs later pitching for San Rafael he wins again at 65.
If you apply the adage that whichever team gets the better player wins the trade, it might influence your decision on Rafael Devers for Jordan Hicks. #RedSox
September 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
If you apply the adage that whichever team gets the better player wins the trade, it might influence your decision on Rafael Devers for Jordan Hicks. #RedSox
When they crenate him, all that KFC grease in him is gonna create YUGGE flames.
September 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When they crenate him, all that KFC grease in him is gonna create YUGGE flames.
Did the squirrel running onto the field at the Red Sox - Yankees game count as a mound visit?
August 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Did the squirrel running onto the field at the Red Sox - Yankees game count as a mound visit?
They don't write 'em like this anymore..
"Watch out for the medallion,my diamonds are reckless
Feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace."
"Watch out for the medallion,my diamonds are reckless
Feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace."
August 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
They don't write 'em like this anymore..
"Watch out for the medallion,my diamonds are reckless
Feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace."
"Watch out for the medallion,my diamonds are reckless
Feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace."
Green Dildo Named WNBA Player Of The Week.
August 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Green Dildo Named WNBA Player Of The Week.
Red Sox prepare to go to the Matz in the 6th. (see what I did there?)
August 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Red Sox prepare to go to the Matz in the 6th. (see what I did there?)
Canucks fans are stressed, because they'll have to come up with something to chirp Oilers fans about, other than Evander Kane's (unfounded) domestic abuse allegeations.
June 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Canucks fans are stressed, because they'll have to come up with something to chirp Oilers fans about, other than Evander Kane's (unfounded) domestic abuse allegeations.
I did the math. 2025 plus 86 years... Red Sox World Champions in 2111!
June 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I did the math. 2025 plus 86 years... Red Sox World Champions in 2111!
If the Oilers win, you could make a case for Calvin Pickard as Conn Smythe winner. Assuming he's got the net, the Cup win would make him 12 and 1 at worst, and last night has to be one of the best relief performances in playoff history.
June 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If the Oilers win, you could make a case for Calvin Pickard as Conn Smythe winner. Assuming he's got the net, the Cup win would make him 12 and 1 at worst, and last night has to be one of the best relief performances in playoff history.
Consumer Alert:
Burger King's new Dragon Whopper contains very little actual dragon.
Burger King's new Dragon Whopper contains very little actual dragon.
June 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Consumer Alert:
Burger King's new Dragon Whopper contains very little actual dragon.
Burger King's new Dragon Whopper contains very little actual dragon.
Not a Drai eye in the house!
June 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Not a Drai eye in the house!
Humiliating your best player by waiting until he's halfway back to his net after a timeout then waving at him to get off the ice is gutless. Using the postgame to roast him again is classless.
Pete DeBoer getting his ass kicked is just desserts.
Worst human being to coach a NHL team since Babcock.
Pete DeBoer getting his ass kicked is just desserts.
Worst human being to coach a NHL team since Babcock.
May 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Humiliating your best player by waiting until he's halfway back to his net after a timeout then waving at him to get off the ice is gutless. Using the postgame to roast him again is classless.
Pete DeBoer getting his ass kicked is just desserts.
Worst human being to coach a NHL team since Babcock.
Pete DeBoer getting his ass kicked is just desserts.
Worst human being to coach a NHL team since Babcock.
I imagine a brief meetingprior to the #Letsgooilers morning skate...
Coach Knob: "With Hyman out, we need somebody to step up and play like Trent Frederic... think you can be that guy?"
Trent Frederic: "Yes, sir, I defintely will."
Coach Knob: "With Hyman out, we need somebody to step up and play like Trent Frederic... think you can be that guy?"
Trent Frederic: "Yes, sir, I defintely will."
May 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I imagine a brief meetingprior to the #Letsgooilers morning skate...
Coach Knob: "With Hyman out, we need somebody to step up and play like Trent Frederic... think you can be that guy?"
Trent Frederic: "Yes, sir, I defintely will."
Coach Knob: "With Hyman out, we need somebody to step up and play like Trent Frederic... think you can be that guy?"
Trent Frederic: "Yes, sir, I defintely will."
#NHLHockey
Zach Hyman played 73 games in the regular season, and amassed 59 total hits.
In these playoffs, Hyman has played 14 games and amassed a total of 109 hits.
Zach "The HitMan" Hyman sounds pretty good to me. #LetsGoOilers
Zach Hyman played 73 games in the regular season, and amassed 59 total hits.
In these playoffs, Hyman has played 14 games and amassed a total of 109 hits.
Zach "The HitMan" Hyman sounds pretty good to me. #LetsGoOilers
May 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
#NHLHockey
Zach Hyman played 73 games in the regular season, and amassed 59 total hits.
In these playoffs, Hyman has played 14 games and amassed a total of 109 hits.
Zach "The HitMan" Hyman sounds pretty good to me. #LetsGoOilers
Zach Hyman played 73 games in the regular season, and amassed 59 total hits.
In these playoffs, Hyman has played 14 games and amassed a total of 109 hits.
Zach "The HitMan" Hyman sounds pretty good to me. #LetsGoOilers
In fairness to the #RedSox lack of offense, the average age of the starting nine today was 25.9 years old. By comparison, the Dodgers average age was 31. Those Dodgers are also being paid slightly more, 171 million in base salary to the Sox around 38 million.
May 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
In fairness to the #RedSox lack of offense, the average age of the starting nine today was 25.9 years old. By comparison, the Dodgers average age was 31. Those Dodgers are also being paid slightly more, 171 million in base salary to the Sox around 38 million.