@bigmanbruh409.bsky.social
"IT'S ONE OF THE FEDS BIGGEST DISASTERS"
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Posts are primarily "psychoposting", which is fiction and "in-character". Posts starting with [NPS-OOC] are actually real posts
replies are contextual, figure them out
random sod
Posts are primarily "psychoposting", which is fiction and "in-character". Posts starting with [NPS-OOC] are actually real posts
replies are contextual, figure them out
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ACCOUNT NOTICE
Timelines are real. I have discovered an alternate version of me who had prevailed against the Feds and went into other fields. Alternate BMB409's posts will be marked with "[NPS-OOC]" at the start of the post.
As for me, I shall continue chronicling my battles with the Feds.
Timelines are real. I have discovered an alternate version of me who had prevailed against the Feds and went into other fields. Alternate BMB409's posts will be marked with "[NPS-OOC]" at the start of the post.
As for me, I shall continue chronicling my battles with the Feds.
DAY 1
My preferred weapon of choice is my custom "Jug Mace", which is a milk jug attached to a handle. Many Feds have fell by its hand.
My preferred weapon of choice is my custom "Jug Mace", which is a milk jug attached to a handle. Many Feds have fell by its hand.
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
DAY 1
My preferred weapon of choice is my custom "Jug Mace", which is a milk jug attached to a handle. Many Feds have fell by its hand.
My preferred weapon of choice is my custom "Jug Mace", which is a milk jug attached to a handle. Many Feds have fell by its hand.
Regarding the future:
It has been almost two months since the communication update, and since then I've more or less vanished. You may be wondering why.
Well, I have been busy, as fighting the Feds isn't quick or something I can do passively. And, as of recently, I have begun dedicating more time.
It has been almost two months since the communication update, and since then I've more or less vanished. You may be wondering why.
Well, I have been busy, as fighting the Feds isn't quick or something I can do passively. And, as of recently, I have begun dedicating more time.
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Regarding the future:
It has been almost two months since the communication update, and since then I've more or less vanished. You may be wondering why.
Well, I have been busy, as fighting the Feds isn't quick or something I can do passively. And, as of recently, I have begun dedicating more time.
It has been almost two months since the communication update, and since then I've more or less vanished. You may be wondering why.
Well, I have been busy, as fighting the Feds isn't quick or something I can do passively. And, as of recently, I have begun dedicating more time.
[COMMUNICATION UPDATE]
My plans have changed up until recently, so be aware this may not be final.
As one may be aware, I have been planning on expanding the websites I use. My findings lead me to believe that Tumblr may also be viable.
I shall make my move soon.
My plans have changed up until recently, so be aware this may not be final.
As one may be aware, I have been planning on expanding the websites I use. My findings lead me to believe that Tumblr may also be viable.
I shall make my move soon.
October 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
[COMMUNICATION UPDATE]
My plans have changed up until recently, so be aware this may not be final.
As one may be aware, I have been planning on expanding the websites I use. My findings lead me to believe that Tumblr may also be viable.
I shall make my move soon.
My plans have changed up until recently, so be aware this may not be final.
As one may be aware, I have been planning on expanding the websites I use. My findings lead me to believe that Tumblr may also be viable.
I shall make my move soon.
A previous post from BMB409-A was made regarding a game based on possibly improper information. It has been deleted in light of that.
To transfer the important details, the communication update should be later today. Bit of business and laziness on all sides made it take so long.
To transfer the important details, the communication update should be later today. Bit of business and laziness on all sides made it take so long.
October 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
A previous post from BMB409-A was made regarding a game based on possibly improper information. It has been deleted in light of that.
To transfer the important details, the communication update should be later today. Bit of business and laziness on all sides made it take so long.
To transfer the important details, the communication update should be later today. Bit of business and laziness on all sides made it take so long.
Soon, trust. Hopefully by the end of the week.
I apologise again for my lack of communication. There have been disruptions not entirely related to the Feds.
To improve communication reliability and mitigate potential Fed interference, I am planning on expanding to other sites. I shall detail my next course of action soon.
To improve communication reliability and mitigate potential Fed interference, I am planning on expanding to other sites. I shall detail my next course of action soon.
September 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Soon, trust. Hopefully by the end of the week.
I apologise again for my lack of communication. There have been disruptions not entirely related to the Feds.
To improve communication reliability and mitigate potential Fed interference, I am planning on expanding to other sites. I shall detail my next course of action soon.
To improve communication reliability and mitigate potential Fed interference, I am planning on expanding to other sites. I shall detail my next course of action soon.
September 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I apologise again for my lack of communication. There have been disruptions not entirely related to the Feds.
To improve communication reliability and mitigate potential Fed interference, I am planning on expanding to other sites. I shall detail my next course of action soon.
To improve communication reliability and mitigate potential Fed interference, I am planning on expanding to other sites. I shall detail my next course of action soon.
In relation to a series of events in BMB409-A's timeline, I present the following proposal to hopefully resolve these issues.
August 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
In relation to a series of events in BMB409-A's timeline, I present the following proposal to hopefully resolve these issues.
[NPS-OOC]
- Introduce law that requires people to provide ID to prove they should be able to access "adult content" (what that specifically is who knows)
- Easily bypassed via VPNs and video games
- Massive leak from such a system over in the US highlights privacy problems
What were they cooking?
- Introduce law that requires people to provide ID to prove they should be able to access "adult content" (what that specifically is who knows)
- Easily bypassed via VPNs and video games
- Massive leak from such a system over in the US highlights privacy problems
What were they cooking?
July 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
[NPS-OOC]
- Introduce law that requires people to provide ID to prove they should be able to access "adult content" (what that specifically is who knows)
- Easily bypassed via VPNs and video games
- Massive leak from such a system over in the US highlights privacy problems
What were they cooking?
- Introduce law that requires people to provide ID to prove they should be able to access "adult content" (what that specifically is who knows)
- Easily bypassed via VPNs and video games
- Massive leak from such a system over in the US highlights privacy problems
What were they cooking?
Some may wonder what is my key to victory against the Feds. Or where I source my milk from, since the Feds would obviously come running if I entered a supermarket.
This is from what I call "milk-bending". It's similar to earth-bending and whatnot, but with milk. I may elaborate on this later.
This is from what I call "milk-bending". It's similar to earth-bending and whatnot, but with milk. I may elaborate on this later.
June 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Some may wonder what is my key to victory against the Feds. Or where I source my milk from, since the Feds would obviously come running if I entered a supermarket.
This is from what I call "milk-bending". It's similar to earth-bending and whatnot, but with milk. I may elaborate on this later.
This is from what I call "milk-bending". It's similar to earth-bending and whatnot, but with milk. I may elaborate on this later.
The clock has rolled past midnight for BMB409-A. I hereby wish him a happy birthday. May he continue to go on his endeavours fed-free.
June 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The clock has rolled past midnight for BMB409-A. I hereby wish him a happy birthday. May he continue to go on his endeavours fed-free.
With the advent of timelines also comes dimensions. Some similar to Earth and the universe. Others much different.
With that, I will refuse to comment on allegations made by the Feds that I have several key figures from Hell contained within my basement.
With that, I will refuse to comment on allegations made by the Feds that I have several key figures from Hell contained within my basement.
June 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
With the advent of timelines also comes dimensions. Some similar to Earth and the universe. Others much different.
With that, I will refuse to comment on allegations made by the Feds that I have several key figures from Hell contained within my basement.
With that, I will refuse to comment on allegations made by the Feds that I have several key figures from Hell contained within my basement.
Happy pride month to all. Whether you're an occupant of my basement, a Fed*, or someone else, I hope you can find joy in being who you truly are.
*This is not a declaration of peace. I am still hostile towards the Feds due to their actions against me.
*This is not a declaration of peace. I am still hostile towards the Feds due to their actions against me.
June 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Happy pride month to all. Whether you're an occupant of my basement, a Fed*, or someone else, I hope you can find joy in being who you truly are.
*This is not a declaration of peace. I am still hostile towards the Feds due to their actions against me.
*This is not a declaration of peace. I am still hostile towards the Feds due to their actions against me.
I apologise for the lack of communication, and I trust that BMB409-A has been tending to this account well.
I have been busy, with the Feds having significantly intensified their efforts recently, although luckily with poor effectiveness; I have taken control of two of their office buildings.
I have been busy, with the Feds having significantly intensified their efforts recently, although luckily with poor effectiveness; I have taken control of two of their office buildings.
May 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I apologise for the lack of communication, and I trust that BMB409-A has been tending to this account well.
I have been busy, with the Feds having significantly intensified their efforts recently, although luckily with poor effectiveness; I have taken control of two of their office buildings.
I have been busy, with the Feds having significantly intensified their efforts recently, although luckily with poor effectiveness; I have taken control of two of their office buildings.
[ESPIAL]
"Unnaturaline nullifiers are common in public spaces, such as parks and buildings like restaurants, stores and other important buildings. It is standard practice to notify people if nullifiers are in effect via signs near the entrance."
"Unnaturaline nullifiers are common in public spaces, such as parks and buildings like restaurants, stores and other important buildings. It is standard practice to notify people if nullifiers are in effect via signs near the entrance."
May 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
[ESPIAL]
"Unnaturaline nullifiers are common in public spaces, such as parks and buildings like restaurants, stores and other important buildings. It is standard practice to notify people if nullifiers are in effect via signs near the entrance."
"Unnaturaline nullifiers are common in public spaces, such as parks and buildings like restaurants, stores and other important buildings. It is standard practice to notify people if nullifiers are in effect via signs near the entrance."
[NPS-OOC]
Finished DOOM: The Dark Ages a couple days ago, solid game.
That doesn't mean my Deck is spared tho, the beatings shall continue until morale improves (read: I get a proper PC that's actually designed to run the game)
Finished DOOM: The Dark Ages a couple days ago, solid game.
That doesn't mean my Deck is spared tho, the beatings shall continue until morale improves (read: I get a proper PC that's actually designed to run the game)
May 19, 2025 at 6:53 AM
[NPS-OOC]
Finished DOOM: The Dark Ages a couple days ago, solid game.
That doesn't mean my Deck is spared tho, the beatings shall continue until morale improves (read: I get a proper PC that's actually designed to run the game)
Finished DOOM: The Dark Ages a couple days ago, solid game.
That doesn't mean my Deck is spared tho, the beatings shall continue until morale improves (read: I get a proper PC that's actually designed to run the game)
[NPS-OOC]
Shoutout to my Steam Deck for enduring the shit I'm putting it through right now
Shoutout to my Steam Deck for enduring the shit I'm putting it through right now
May 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
[NPS-OOC]
Shoutout to my Steam Deck for enduring the shit I'm putting it through right now
Shoutout to my Steam Deck for enduring the shit I'm putting it through right now
[NPS-OOC]
As someone who lives in the UK (albeit not trans myself) I oughta say that the new Supreme Court ruling here sucks dick
I am not particularly fond of transphobes here (if the Espialposting didn't make it obvious). FUCK JK Rowling, FUCK For Women Scotland and FUCK all other transphobes.
As someone who lives in the UK (albeit not trans myself) I oughta say that the new Supreme Court ruling here sucks dick
I am not particularly fond of transphobes here (if the Espialposting didn't make it obvious). FUCK JK Rowling, FUCK For Women Scotland and FUCK all other transphobes.
April 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
[NPS-OOC]
As someone who lives in the UK (albeit not trans myself) I oughta say that the new Supreme Court ruling here sucks dick
I am not particularly fond of transphobes here (if the Espialposting didn't make it obvious). FUCK JK Rowling, FUCK For Women Scotland and FUCK all other transphobes.
As someone who lives in the UK (albeit not trans myself) I oughta say that the new Supreme Court ruling here sucks dick
I am not particularly fond of transphobes here (if the Espialposting didn't make it obvious). FUCK JK Rowling, FUCK For Women Scotland and FUCK all other transphobes.
[ESPIAL]
About a couple months ago I shared an image of BOARD-8, and in a reply shared a tidbit; she wears heels, but I did not have a height set.
Using the power of vague senses of scale (a Steam Deck case), I've now determined heights for those, her height and the height of another Board member.
About a couple months ago I shared an image of BOARD-8, and in a reply shared a tidbit; she wears heels, but I did not have a height set.
Using the power of vague senses of scale (a Steam Deck case), I've now determined heights for those, her height and the height of another Board member.
April 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
[ESPIAL]
About a couple months ago I shared an image of BOARD-8, and in a reply shared a tidbit; she wears heels, but I did not have a height set.
Using the power of vague senses of scale (a Steam Deck case), I've now determined heights for those, her height and the height of another Board member.
About a couple months ago I shared an image of BOARD-8, and in a reply shared a tidbit; she wears heels, but I did not have a height set.
Using the power of vague senses of scale (a Steam Deck case), I've now determined heights for those, her height and the height of another Board member.
IMPORTANT NOTICE
This is a correction of yesterdays announcement. Hostilities have not in fact ceased, and no agreement was even discussed. I can only assume the Feds used their technology to send a false message via my account.
The battle for the milk addict new world order continues.
This is a correction of yesterdays announcement. Hostilities have not in fact ceased, and no agreement was even discussed. I can only assume the Feds used their technology to send a false message via my account.
The battle for the milk addict new world order continues.
April 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
IMPORTANT NOTICE
This is a correction of yesterdays announcement. Hostilities have not in fact ceased, and no agreement was even discussed. I can only assume the Feds used their technology to send a false message via my account.
The battle for the milk addict new world order continues.
This is a correction of yesterdays announcement. Hostilities have not in fact ceased, and no agreement was even discussed. I can only assume the Feds used their technology to send a false message via my account.
The battle for the milk addict new world order continues.
I would like to announce that all hostilities against the Feds have been ceased. An amicable agreement has been reached. There will be no further conflict.
April 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I would like to announce that all hostilities against the Feds have been ceased. An amicable agreement has been reached. There will be no further conflict.
[ESPIAL]
Fun fact: I came up with the EBP while on the toilet. At the time, it was named the Anomalous Research Institute, and was used for a "mission statement" I posted.
The original name is immortalised as a localisation of the EBP's name in some places.
Fun fact: I came up with the EBP while on the toilet. At the time, it was named the Anomalous Research Institute, and was used for a "mission statement" I posted.
The original name is immortalised as a localisation of the EBP's name in some places.
March 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
[ESPIAL]
Fun fact: I came up with the EBP while on the toilet. At the time, it was named the Anomalous Research Institute, and was used for a "mission statement" I posted.
The original name is immortalised as a localisation of the EBP's name in some places.
Fun fact: I came up with the EBP while on the toilet. At the time, it was named the Anomalous Research Institute, and was used for a "mission statement" I posted.
The original name is immortalised as a localisation of the EBP's name in some places.
[NPS-OOC]
"boy i sure wish there were some goofy characters in BMB409-A's roster that he's never spoken of because Espial is the only project he's directly mentioned"
The trusty drug addicted sentient firearm (those who know):
"boy i sure wish there were some goofy characters in BMB409-A's roster that he's never spoken of because Espial is the only project he's directly mentioned"
The trusty drug addicted sentient firearm (those who know):
March 17, 2025 at 7:57 AM
[NPS-OOC]
"boy i sure wish there were some goofy characters in BMB409-A's roster that he's never spoken of because Espial is the only project he's directly mentioned"
The trusty drug addicted sentient firearm (those who know):
"boy i sure wish there were some goofy characters in BMB409-A's roster that he's never spoken of because Espial is the only project he's directly mentioned"
The trusty drug addicted sentient firearm (those who know):
Reposted
While @bigmanbruh409.bsky.social talks about the Espial Betterment Project, I’ve actually started a project similar to his with a similar, SCP-adjacent formula. It’s called the Cline Resolution Initiative, and you can learn more about it in the thread below.
March 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
While @bigmanbruh409.bsky.social talks about the Espial Betterment Project, I’ve actually started a project similar to his with a similar, SCP-adjacent formula. It’s called the Cline Resolution Initiative, and you can learn more about it in the thread below.
[ESPIAL]
"Prior to the EBP, there was the Unnatural Beneficial Advancement Society, which operated from 1947 to 1998. The group ceased operation prior to going public with its discoveries due to a series of incidents, including the assassination of its leader in 1996."
"Prior to the EBP, there was the Unnatural Beneficial Advancement Society, which operated from 1947 to 1998. The group ceased operation prior to going public with its discoveries due to a series of incidents, including the assassination of its leader in 1996."
March 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
[ESPIAL]
"Prior to the EBP, there was the Unnatural Beneficial Advancement Society, which operated from 1947 to 1998. The group ceased operation prior to going public with its discoveries due to a series of incidents, including the assassination of its leader in 1996."
"Prior to the EBP, there was the Unnatural Beneficial Advancement Society, which operated from 1947 to 1998. The group ceased operation prior to going public with its discoveries due to a series of incidents, including the assassination of its leader in 1996."
I have decided to look into making memes, as a past time activity when not establishing the milk addict new world order:
March 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I have decided to look into making memes, as a past time activity when not establishing the milk addict new world order: