J.D. Novelli
@bigmamamendo.bsky.social
She/Her🏳️⚧️
Butch dyke, bimbo-in-training, proud member of the bear community!
Confused? Imagine how I feel!!!
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Butch dyke, bimbo-in-training, proud member of the bear community!
Confused? Imagine how I feel!!!
imdb.com/name/nm5296896/
Starr Hill Brewery 12/06/25
"Game of Jokes"
I fucking won! I didn't sign up. I wasn't even gonna come. This was the biggest crowd I've ever seen here. Congrats to @engletr0n for hosting the last GoJ of the year, & big-ups to my fellow winners @sir_scoot_a_lot and @jordanmphipps!
#OpenMic
"Game of Jokes"
I fucking won! I didn't sign up. I wasn't even gonna come. This was the biggest crowd I've ever seen here. Congrats to @engletr0n for hosting the last GoJ of the year, & big-ups to my fellow winners @sir_scoot_a_lot and @jordanmphipps!
#OpenMic
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Starr Hill Brewery 12/06/25
"Game of Jokes"
I fucking won! I didn't sign up. I wasn't even gonna come. This was the biggest crowd I've ever seen here. Congrats to @engletr0n for hosting the last GoJ of the year, & big-ups to my fellow winners @sir_scoot_a_lot and @jordanmphipps!
#OpenMic
"Game of Jokes"
I fucking won! I didn't sign up. I wasn't even gonna come. This was the biggest crowd I've ever seen here. Congrats to @engletr0n for hosting the last GoJ of the year, & big-ups to my fellow winners @sir_scoot_a_lot and @jordanmphipps!
#OpenMic
I won my bracket! On to the finals!
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I won my bracket! On to the finals!
Looks like I'm a last minute addition to Game of Jokes, tonight!
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Looks like I'm a last minute addition to Game of Jokes, tonight!
Ist Ihre Arbeit interessant oder stressig?
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ist Ihre Arbeit interessant oder stressig?
Cozzy's 12/04/25
Fun set! @karl.quackenbush says he's gonna make me a 6XL "Quack" shirt, so there's that to look forward to. Shout-out to @addison_l_hall for guest hosting! Pic by @iamjeremyallen!
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #hamptonroads #newportnewsva #209 #drpepper
Fun set! @karl.quackenbush says he's gonna make me a 6XL "Quack" shirt, so there's that to look forward to. Shout-out to @addison_l_hall for guest hosting! Pic by @iamjeremyallen!
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #hamptonroads #newportnewsva #209 #drpepper
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Cozzy's 12/04/25
Fun set! @karl.quackenbush says he's gonna make me a 6XL "Quack" shirt, so there's that to look forward to. Shout-out to @addison_l_hall for guest hosting! Pic by @iamjeremyallen!
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #hamptonroads #newportnewsva #209 #drpepper
Fun set! @karl.quackenbush says he's gonna make me a 6XL "Quack" shirt, so there's that to look forward to. Shout-out to @addison_l_hall for guest hosting! Pic by @iamjeremyallen!
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #hamptonroads #newportnewsva #209 #drpepper
Reposted by J.D. Novelli
Happy 31st anniversary. #NowReWatching
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Happy 31st anniversary. #NowReWatching
Jay's Sports Lounge 12/02/25
Got to talk a little German to these lovely people! "Entschuldigen Sie, Kellner, wo ist die Speisekarte?" Shout-out to @jimmyghayesjr for hosting!
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #DMV #staffordva #208
Got to talk a little German to these lovely people! "Entschuldigen Sie, Kellner, wo ist die Speisekarte?" Shout-out to @jimmyghayesjr for hosting!
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #DMV #staffordva #208
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Jay's Sports Lounge 12/02/25
Got to talk a little German to these lovely people! "Entschuldigen Sie, Kellner, wo ist die Speisekarte?" Shout-out to @jimmyghayesjr for hosting!
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #DMV #staffordva #208
Got to talk a little German to these lovely people! "Entschuldigen Sie, Kellner, wo ist die Speisekarte?" Shout-out to @jimmyghayesjr for hosting!
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #DMV #staffordva #208
The Banque 11/30/25
Fun fact: when you wear a #drpepper shirt, the bartender won't sell you a #pepsi. Pic by @og_milkdaddy.
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #hamptonroads #Norfolk #drpepper
Fun fact: when you wear a #drpepper shirt, the bartender won't sell you a #pepsi. Pic by @og_milkdaddy.
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #hamptonroads #Norfolk #drpepper
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The Banque 11/30/25
Fun fact: when you wear a #drpepper shirt, the bartender won't sell you a #pepsi. Pic by @og_milkdaddy.
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #hamptonroads #Norfolk #drpepper
Fun fact: when you wear a #drpepper shirt, the bartender won't sell you a #pepsi. Pic by @og_milkdaddy.
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #hamptonroads #Norfolk #drpepper
Ich bin eine deutsche Kampfmaschine. Mein Name? Von Kaiser!
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Ich bin eine deutsche Kampfmaschine. Mein Name? Von Kaiser!
I didn't say this, but it is something I would say.
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I didn't say this, but it is something I would say.
Correlatingly:
Just because you can jerk off to it doesn't make it porn. If I get one more recommendation for a video of two fully-clothed people NOT fucking, I'm going to scream!
Just because you can jerk off to it doesn't make it porn. If I get one more recommendation for a video of two fully-clothed people NOT fucking, I'm going to scream!
One of the best things you can do for your brain is get out of the “porn is bad” mindset. Even if you don’t watch porn, shaming someone for watching consenting adults fuck is not some shameful thing to hide or start discourse over.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Correlatingly:
Just because you can jerk off to it doesn't make it porn. If I get one more recommendation for a video of two fully-clothed people NOT fucking, I'm going to scream!
Just because you can jerk off to it doesn't make it porn. If I get one more recommendation for a video of two fully-clothed people NOT fucking, I'm going to scream!
Pay off my debts so I can actually save up for...anything, really.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Pay off my debts so I can actually save up for...anything, really.
I have a mixed attitude about Dwight Eisenhower. I like that he fought Nazis, but hate that his presidency set back queer rights by decades.
...is this how @diamandahagan.bsky.social feels about, like, everything?!?!?
...is this how @diamandahagan.bsky.social feels about, like, everything?!?!?
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I have a mixed attitude about Dwight Eisenhower. I like that he fought Nazis, but hate that his presidency set back queer rights by decades.
...is this how @diamandahagan.bsky.social feels about, like, everything?!?!?
...is this how @diamandahagan.bsky.social feels about, like, everything?!?!?
Ah, after a hard week, there's nothing better than a plate of funghi saltati! Shout-out to #BellaLuna in Glen Allen, VA. #italianfood
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Ah, after a hard week, there's nothing better than a plate of funghi saltati! Shout-out to #BellaLuna in Glen Allen, VA. #italianfood
My thoughts on #Zootopia2:
Kind of a weak script, but did a better job tackling The Big Lie than the first one.
Also, love how the stans are all "Nick and Judy isn't a love story" and then the films play out exactly like a love story! ^_^
Kind of a weak script, but did a better job tackling The Big Lie than the first one.
Also, love how the stans are all "Nick and Judy isn't a love story" and then the films play out exactly like a love story! ^_^
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My thoughts on #Zootopia2:
Kind of a weak script, but did a better job tackling The Big Lie than the first one.
Also, love how the stans are all "Nick and Judy isn't a love story" and then the films play out exactly like a love story! ^_^
Kind of a weak script, but did a better job tackling The Big Lie than the first one.
Also, love how the stans are all "Nick and Judy isn't a love story" and then the films play out exactly like a love story! ^_^
Spielst liebe Tennis oder Fußball?
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Spielst liebe Tennis oder Fußball?
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Crystal City Sports Pub 10/29/25
"Dead Horse Comedy"
This is a snap from the costume contest, courtesy of @wbtuck.photo and @deadhorsecomedy. I still think I shoulda won "Most Sexy." 😉
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #DMV #arlington #baseball #oaklandathletics
"Dead Horse Comedy"
This is a snap from the costume contest, courtesy of @wbtuck.photo and @deadhorsecomedy. I still think I shoulda won "Most Sexy." 😉
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #DMV #arlington #baseball #oaklandathletics
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Crystal City Sports Pub 10/29/25
"Dead Horse Comedy"
This is a snap from the costume contest, courtesy of @wbtuck.photo and @deadhorsecomedy. I still think I shoulda won "Most Sexy." 😉
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #DMV #arlington #baseball #oaklandathletics
"Dead Horse Comedy"
This is a snap from the costume contest, courtesy of @wbtuck.photo and @deadhorsecomedy. I still think I shoulda won "Most Sexy." 😉
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #DMV #arlington #baseball #oaklandathletics
La Mont Royal 11/25/25
"What's Happening: A Very Open Mic"
@arzoodoescomedy took this pic of me flexing my muscles. Small room, we all took some helium to do a bit.
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #washingtondc
"What's Happening: A Very Open Mic"
@arzoodoescomedy took this pic of me flexing my muscles. Small room, we all took some helium to do a bit.
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #washingtondc
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
La Mont Royal 11/25/25
"What's Happening: A Very Open Mic"
@arzoodoescomedy took this pic of me flexing my muscles. Small room, we all took some helium to do a bit.
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #washingtondc
"What's Happening: A Very Open Mic"
@arzoodoescomedy took this pic of me flexing my muscles. Small room, we all took some helium to do a bit.
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #washingtondc
Close Thanksgiving night, open Black Friday morning? Fuck me...
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Close Thanksgiving night, open Black Friday morning? Fuck me...
How do I get by? Mit ein wenig Hilfe meiner Freunde! 😊
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
How do I get by? Mit ein wenig Hilfe meiner Freunde! 😊
Blue Sky Distillery 11/22/25
"Best Set Comedy Night"
Without meaning to, I managed to do a show every night this week. Shout out to the winner, @zeykennedycomedy, and our host @kym_notkim!
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #Smithfield #hamptonroads
"Best Set Comedy Night"
Without meaning to, I managed to do a show every night this week. Shout out to the winner, @zeykennedycomedy, and our host @kym_notkim!
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #Smithfield #hamptonroads
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Blue Sky Distillery 11/22/25
"Best Set Comedy Night"
Without meaning to, I managed to do a show every night this week. Shout out to the winner, @zeykennedycomedy, and our host @kym_notkim!
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #Smithfield #hamptonroads
"Best Set Comedy Night"
Without meaning to, I managed to do a show every night this week. Shout out to the winner, @zeykennedycomedy, and our host @kym_notkim!
#OpenMic #standupcomedian #funny #Smithfield #hamptonroads
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Reposted by J.D. Novelli
"I asked ChatGPT..."
Well I asked Thy Dungeonman to get ye flask, and it said "You can't get ye flask!"
Well I asked Thy Dungeonman to get ye flask, and it said "You can't get ye flask!"
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"I asked ChatGPT..."
Well I asked Thy Dungeonman to get ye flask, and it said "You can't get ye flask!"
Well I asked Thy Dungeonman to get ye flask, and it said "You can't get ye flask!"