this is why i choose to stay illiterate. learning things about the world makes you become a communist, and it's better to be a drooling fucking idiot than be a communist!
September 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
this is why i choose to stay illiterate. learning things about the world makes you become a communist, and it's better to be a drooling fucking idiot than be a communist!
some dude's watching despicable me on his phone on the train.
cinema has fallen
cinema has fallen
August 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
some dude's watching despicable me on his phone on the train.
cinema has fallen
cinema has fallen
I'm pogging out of my gourd rn
April 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I'm pogging out of my gourd rn
roommate's girl stepped on an ied
February 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
roommate's girl stepped on an ied
i was in the board meeting where dipshit musk pitched his vegas loop idea. he did something to the effect of what patrick is demonstrating here. the entire room clapped like seals. the tech industry has moved on from innovation to sweeping problems under the rug.
January 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
i was in the board meeting where dipshit musk pitched his vegas loop idea. he did something to the effect of what patrick is demonstrating here. the entire room clapped like seals. the tech industry has moved on from innovation to sweeping problems under the rug.
me watching inglorious basterds vs. me when there's a photo op
January 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
me watching inglorious basterds vs. me when there's a photo op
haha fuck you stupid ass immigrants! should've migrated to the polls to vote for my spineless genocidaire of choice. now suffer the consequences of my wrath; smug remarks on human suffering to an audience of intellectually challenged clowns.
January 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
haha fuck you stupid ass immigrants! should've migrated to the polls to vote for my spineless genocidaire of choice. now suffer the consequences of my wrath; smug remarks on human suffering to an audience of intellectually challenged clowns.
this is me rn you cowardly fucks! one day you will regret not giving me my due respect!
January 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
this is me rn you cowardly fucks! one day you will regret not giving me my due respect!
generational poster.
eyup lovely is so good i would let him fuck my wife
eyup lovely is so good i would let him fuck my wife
November 17, 2024 at 8:52 PM
generational poster.
eyup lovely is so good i would let him fuck my wife
eyup lovely is so good i would let him fuck my wife
if i was the pilot here id be creating a sequel to 911
November 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
if i was the pilot here id be creating a sequel to 911
As a New Yorker myself I can attest to the fact that we love hanging out with pedophiles
November 17, 2024 at 4:21 AM
As a New Yorker myself I can attest to the fact that we love hanging out with pedophiles
damn this is so relatable being a mutant is exactly like being gay
September 12, 2024 at 9:02 PM
damn this is so relatable being a mutant is exactly like being gay
hate when my porn gets political
July 7, 2024 at 9:43 PM
hate when my porn gets political
im tired of getting ghosted by these fuckin women on these fuckin dating apps theyre so full of it
July 3, 2024 at 7:13 PM
im tired of getting ghosted by these fuckin women on these fuckin dating apps theyre so full of it
been saying this
July 1, 2024 at 4:16 PM
been saying this
wearing my "please be patient i have autism" cap while balls deep in an escort on my mother in law's couch
July 1, 2024 at 4:13 PM
wearing my "please be patient i have autism" cap while balls deep in an escort on my mother in law's couch
my nose is a little bit bigger but other than that they got it right
July 1, 2024 at 4:09 PM
my nose is a little bit bigger but other than that they got it right
my aunt says this constantly
June 30, 2024 at 11:29 PM
my aunt says this constantly
my neighbor has so much sex ive come to identify a pattern. theres 3-5 mins of uninterrupted penetration which vibrates through our apartment in the form of clapped cheeks, then a minute cooldown before it starts again, which i like to think he's spitting and rubbing on it before putting it back in
June 30, 2024 at 2:17 AM
my neighbor has so much sex ive come to identify a pattern. theres 3-5 mins of uninterrupted penetration which vibrates through our apartment in the form of clapped cheeks, then a minute cooldown before it starts again, which i like to think he's spitting and rubbing on it before putting it back in