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Soph 𓅃
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Current sword dyke, future tank dyke (someone please buy me a T-72)

#HavanaSyndromeSurvivor

Rocky Mountains Regional Director at UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance, LLC

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So so excited to see @mandy-matney.com and @elizfarrell.com on the small screen, I made myself a special dinner for the premiere and everything 🥰
October 15, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Taking bets now
August 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I finally got the butch haircut I've spent literal years looking forward to, I'm excited to say I'll never have long hair again 😊
April 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I survived FFS on Pi Day, can I get a hell yeah
March 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Was supposed to play Helldivers with my friend an hour and a half ago, only to find out that my PiHole was throttling my internet speed, so I unplugged it, and now my piece of shit modem is refusing to allow my wifi network to show up on my devices

Fucking Xfinity ruining my night
December 14, 2024 at 4:57 AM
December 2, 2024 at 5:36 PM
So cool how the remaining ads on Twitter are just naked white supremacy 🙃🙃🙃
November 30, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Wow, I thought I was the only one making an ancient Roman recipe for Thanksgiving 😅
November 28, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I made kwek-kwek for lunch, it was worth it even if one egg did explode and splash me with hot oil
November 27, 2024 at 9:33 PM
And I'm not just talking about the sword either 😌
November 24, 2024 at 7:05 PM
November 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM
My favorite mixed drink is a rum and coke, but seeing as how I worked 12 1/2 hours today and really really needed to unwind but had been out of soda for weeks, I was desperate enough to resort to making grog
November 15, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I handle a nuclear gauge for my job, and I've become so accustomed to it that when I saw this milk bottle I briefly thought it was a radiation trefoil
November 14, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, for Halloween I dressed up as the physical personification of autism 😌
November 14, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Can you believe the government wastes taxpayer money on obviously ridiculous shit like "rubbing mold into wounds" and "paying monks to grow wrinkly peas"

It's obviously nonsense to a completely uneducated layman like me, so it must be entirely pointless

/s
November 13, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Would you eat the Forbidden Fudge
November 12, 2024 at 9:16 PM
This butch is asserting dominance over you, how do you react
November 12, 2024 at 6:36 PM
They don't tell you this, but the radio telescopes at CU are free, you can just take one

I have 64 radio telescopes at home
November 12, 2024 at 4:23 PM
I tried to check again last night, but apparently the website got shut down on Sunday 😭
November 12, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Update as of a month ago:
November 12, 2024 at 4:09 AM
HEMA club is paying off, I'm fucking *ripped*
April 4, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Quick life update, I got plate armor, joined a HEMA club, and mined some coal
March 15, 2024 at 8:27 AM
My knife from Kailash Blades is finally here, they made it for me all the way in Nepal, and I'm already in love with it

I haven't cut anything with it yet, but I'll give an update when I do
January 3, 2024 at 4:20 AM
100% genuine cowdyke
December 31, 2023 at 7:01 PM
My gender is "sullen and brooding cowboy"
December 28, 2023 at 2:18 AM