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julian
@bigdogjuice.bsky.social
just chillin in the microwave
It is my birthday
July 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
how do you have a hand tattoo or the sun and not know who bjork is
July 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
fuck you rover give me my $50 back
June 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
what are the odds i get caught if i use the work copier to print a few of my furry porn zines
June 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
tired of waiting for aug 7 to get my tits removed might just diy it
June 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
getting top surgery not to look more like a man but rather more like a horse
June 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
guy just ordered an iced coffee “normal”
June 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
roommate came home and said “DONT get excited i’m home im going to my room”
May 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
idk if i got diarrhea from the 3 cups of coffee or all those leaves i’ve been eating from the back patio
May 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
the benjamin franklin bridge MIGHT be there tmr
May 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
baby would you still love me if i were a british cyclist
May 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
i got a $2 raise and now my top surgery is $1000 more yayyyyy yay yayyy yay
May 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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we all need to get into ham radio because the only business you can legally use it for is buying and selling ham radio equipment on an occasional basis
ever stop and think about what it would be like to live in a society where every two-way mode of communication available to you *wasn't* primarily a scam vector?
May 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
i miss sims 2 on my roommate’s xbox. fecal matter you are loved
May 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
May 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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*thrusts on your squishmallows leftistly*
May 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
feeding birds in the park (emotional)
April 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
philadelphia bicycle gangs hmu. can’t do hills btw
April 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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What color is your guys' blood? Mine is normal
April 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
top surgery consultation today. also this leaf landed in my hand. ignore my skin i need help
April 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
she smoke dick out of my weed
April 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
cum should be stretchy
April 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
teeth hurnt
April 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i am julian’s infected eyebrow piercing
March 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
gale?? peeta? GIRL HAYMITCH😭😭😭😭
March 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM