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Big Crunch. Art
@bigcrunch.bsky.social
Painter, illustrator, record appreciator
“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do”
Walter Bagehot
October 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This spider has been chilling in my bathroom for days now. There’s no flies in there, why does he insist on lurking where he can get a good look at my private parts? With all of his beady eyes at that! Dirty prevert!
#spider #pervert
September 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The subject and the object
September 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
September 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Delicious?
August 23, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Don’t overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free? Drop four and tag #comicsdna
August 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I can’t work as the subject has gone to sleep on my lap #catsky #artsky #cat
August 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Yeah, you’re right, that was a bit weird. They’re fast cakes now
July 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
July 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Real human artists, share the last 4 pieces of art that you made
July 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
To begin with I was happy that I had a watch that matched the silicon protector that stops me swallowing flies when I’m day-drinking. Then I noticed the can-topper resembles Alice the Goon. Result!
July 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Finished varnished & sold £££!. Oil painting commission. Generous client wanted his bulldog to look like Henry VIII (Hans Holbein Jr version), it sort of worked. 420x595mm #art #artsky #oilpainting #petportrait #petsky #dogsky #britishbulldogs #bulldog #henryviii 👑🐶🍆
July 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This absolute monster lives rent-free in the conservatory and I’m still googling flails like I’m some sort of Egyptian Pharoah. Eat flies you layabout #onejob
July 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
July 5, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Big Fluff’s big yawn 2. Work in progress. 200x256mm oil on canvas #wip #workinprogress #cat #catsky #artsky #art #catportrait #petportrait #oiloncanvas #oilpainting 🐈‍⬛ 🥱
#gremlin
July 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Where’s Wade Boggs when you need him!
July 3, 2025 at 11:08 AM
There’s a bird on the roof 🐦‍⬛🎯🐈‍⬛ #catsky
July 2, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Finished (?) unvarnished. Oil painting commission. Chap wants his bulldog to look like Henry VIII (Hans Holbein Jr version). Might cover the bling in gold leaf, that’ll be easy, maybe. 420x595mm #art #artsky #oilpainting #petportrait #britishbulldogs #bulldog #dogsky #henryviii 👑🐶🍆
July 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Two years ago today! 💪 When you fall off a ladder don’t arrest your fall with your elbow, or better yet, don’t fall 🤷‍♂️ #brokenbones #xray #elbow #ouch
June 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Work in progress. Oil painting commission. Chap wants his bulldog to look like Henry VIII (Hans Holbein Jr version) 420x595mm #artsky #dogsky #wip #workinprogress #oilpainting #petportrait #britishbulldogs #bulldog #henryviii 👑🐶🍆
June 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Work in progress. Oil painting commission. Chap wants his bulldog to look like Henry VIII (Hans Holbein Jr version) I think I’m hung up on Caravaggio details, more fool me. 420x595mm
#artsky #dogsky #art #painting #wip #bulldog #petportrait
June 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Walking to the pub. See you arseholes later
June 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Finally! Now I can break out this indispensable guide. I hope I’m not stepping on your toes @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social
June 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Using a west-facing conservatory as a little painting studio does have its drawbacks sometimes 🌡️🥵☀️
June 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I should be painting, but Big Fluff has other plans #artsky #catsky #slacker
June 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM