maddie
@bigbuttbiggerheart.online
queen of diet coke and hotdogs
$gsxmaddie
👼 | dirty jerz
$gsxmaddie
👼 | dirty jerz
oopsie, and i cannot stress this enough, poopsie
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
oopsie, and i cannot stress this enough, poopsie
oh no first time someone from work reached out to me in my entire recovery for work related things and it’s“when are you supposed to come back there’s some debate around it” and they gonna ‘love’ to hear i’m gonna take a week remote to catch up and heal more
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
oh no first time someone from work reached out to me in my entire recovery for work related things and it’s“when are you supposed to come back there’s some debate around it” and they gonna ‘love’ to hear i’m gonna take a week remote to catch up and heal more
turns our all the surgical swelling from my face went to my ass, please send well wishes idk if i’m gonna survive this ❤️🩹
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
turns our all the surgical swelling from my face went to my ass, please send well wishes idk if i’m gonna survive this ❤️🩹
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me hyping myself up to eat:
it puts the protein shake in its tummy or else it gets the surge again
it puts the protein shake in its tummy or else it gets the surge again
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
me hyping myself up to eat:
it puts the protein shake in its tummy or else it gets the surge again
it puts the protein shake in its tummy or else it gets the surge again
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Spongebob x chudler collab
December 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Spongebob x chudler collab
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gnocchi is italian boba if you think about it
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
gnocchi is italian boba if you think about it
oh youre gay?
name 5 twinks
name 5 twinks
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
oh youre gay?
name 5 twinks
name 5 twinks
*scotty kilmer voice*
rev up your engines! it’s the bsky discourse woodchipper!
rev up your engines! it’s the bsky discourse woodchipper!
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
*scotty kilmer voice*
rev up your engines! it’s the bsky discourse woodchipper!
rev up your engines! it’s the bsky discourse woodchipper!
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Its a ying yang thing(there is a bit of top in every bottom, etc)
December 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Its a ying yang thing(there is a bit of top in every bottom, etc)
literally just having fun here take no offense unless ur offended but that’s on you im inoffensive
December 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
literally just having fun here take no offense unless ur offended but that’s on you im inoffensive
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i was too kind to someone who never deserved it
December 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
i was too kind to someone who never deserved it
god spongebob is a masterclass of articulating bikini bottom relations between crabs in this bucket
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
god spongebob is a masterclass of articulating bikini bottom relations between crabs in this bucket
how sub bottoms take discourse bait vs how fem dom tops take discourse bait
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
how sub bottoms take discourse bait vs how fem dom tops take discourse bait
yall getting meaningfully involved in discourse instead of living your lives
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
yall getting meaningfully involved in discourse instead of living your lives
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“hey siri where can i find a straight twink? please and thank you”
December 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“hey siri where can i find a straight twink? please and thank you”
me hyping myself up to eat:
it puts the protein shake in its tummy or else it gets the surge again
it puts the protein shake in its tummy or else it gets the surge again
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
me hyping myself up to eat:
it puts the protein shake in its tummy or else it gets the surge again
it puts the protein shake in its tummy or else it gets the surge again
“band of brothers” to “band of baddies” pipeline
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“band of brothers” to “band of baddies” pipeline
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your fit is fucked your vibes are whacked and your pussy isn’t even smoldering. bitch
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
your fit is fucked your vibes are whacked and your pussy isn’t even smoldering. bitch
oh god the scar gel i used for the first time today smells like absolute asshole and i just smeared it all up under my nose 😭
December 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
oh god the scar gel i used for the first time today smells like absolute asshole and i just smeared it all up under my nose 😭
downside to showergurt is when you get out and look in the mirror it kinda loops like your top lip got gurtshowered
showergurt (yogurt drink in the shower) not to be confused with gurtshower (getting showered in yo’ gurt)
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
downside to showergurt is when you get out and look in the mirror it kinda loops like your top lip got gurtshowered
showergurt (yogurt drink in the shower) not to be confused with gurtshower (getting showered in yo’ gurt)
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
showergurt (yogurt drink in the shower) not to be confused with gurtshower (getting showered in yo’ gurt)
down 25lbs since surgery and officially the lightest i’ve been in my entire adult life
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
down 25lbs since surgery and officially the lightest i’ve been in my entire adult life
skinners box of nyc bsky tranny rats
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
skinners box of nyc bsky tranny rats