As the fox tried to walk past the 12' wolf, asking if anybody'd seen his boyfriend, the wall of black laughed and slapped his middle.

"Your lover missing? Heh, lucky for you, I've got him right here"

He said as his gut lurched & its cargo gave a muffled yell.

🎨The lovely @tastytoxins.bsky.social

Adventuring can be very, very, thirsty work. It's not uncommon to see folks put away a pint or 2, even 3, after an extended time out in the wilds.

It IS a bit uncommon to see entire kegs drained into a wolf until the barkeep has to hang a "sold out" sign from every spigot...

🎨= @ipipo.bsky.social

See a maw, post a maw~

I'm doing my part. o7

"You make me any?"

Said the massive wolf staring down at you and your breakfast, towering over you at your table nearly bumping his head against your ceiling.

🎨 = The delightful, wonderful @sheppyduke.bsky.social

It's that day again, famous for the number/word play of "No fox left unturned."

Or something like that... I don't much pay attention; I just know the rules that foxes (and really anything shorter than a wolf) should keep their hands & arms inside the wolf at all times. For their safety, of course~

Have been very remiss at keeping this "big wolf space" well stocked with "big wolf".

Rectified now. Now, who wants more? (Obviously the wolf does)

Work day's over and it's very, very cold today.

Come get undressed with a wolf and cuddle up on the couch to watch a movie with him.

And then whatever "other things", you possibly suggest you two do with your time together~

(Drawn as a surprise gift from a legendary friend <3)

*hands resume*

A fantastic, generous, & hot at hell surprise gift from good bud @rathraholand.bsky.social a few months back! Continuing my trend of being garbage at sharing folks' hard work punctually to advertise their talents

Following this silver-tongued wolf home is always a gamble for your "safety"

"We're out of cereal."

"Well, we have our 'friend' we picked up last night, big guy."

"... Yeah, we do. ... You; you climb up on top of me after I get him down. You know how I get after a meal."

(Two "totally platonic" pals planning a breakfast together. Finally another post from this 12' wolf)

None. Zero bias.

Inaugural "finally doing a thing on here" in lieu of everyone getting excited about escaping the hellscape!

A biiiiiiiiig stretch to start the whole affair! Even 12' wolves need to warm up before anything strenuous.