[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

Ich liebe es, irgendwo anrufen und niemand geht ran

Im falschen Moment geblinzelt: TV-Duell-Zuschauerin hat Themenkomplex "Klimawandel" verpasst

I didn't watch but it is my understanding that Drake lost the Super Bowl

i would die for this rug

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

this is my lawyer

Awareness is a critical part of activism, but once again TikTok users are giving all the engagement to fan edits of fictional resistance movements instead of information and calls to action from actual resistance movements.

mommy, why are the americans cosplaying a revolution on tiktok

"Why does this indie RPG whose gameplay objectively sucks have such a massive following" well, statistically, it's because the soundtrack is amazing and it's got a fucked up little guy in it. If that's your guess you won't be right 100% of the time, but you'll be right more often than you're wrong.

"stop hitting yourself" but unironically

📣 ENTSCHULDIGUNG,
ICH KANN EUCH NICHT VERSTEHEN.
DAS DRÖHNENDE SCHWEIGEN DER ANSTÄNDIGEN CDU-MITGLIEDER ZUM RECHTSRUTSCH DER PARTEI GEHT IM GERÖLLGERÄUSCH DER FALLENDEN BRANDMAUER VÖLLIG UNTER! 📣

finished both of these recently. both a solid 4/5. „a woman’s place is in the kitchen“ hit especially hard as a former chef, but it also just made so happy that i‘m not working in the kitchen anymore lmao #booksky

CDU-Brandmauer (Symbolbild)

Inuit haben 40 Wörter für Schnee, Journos haben 40 Wörter für Hitlergruß

Here's a challenge for male writers: If you're writing a female main character, see if you can make it like 50 whole pages before she thinks about her weight and how it compares to other female characters and how it's okay if she's a little ✨soft✨ because she's given birth

if there’s any #booksky peeps who wanna be mutuals, here’s what i love to read about ✨📖
• political non fiction
• art history
• fiction about chaotic women / disfunctional family / coming of age
• queer fiction / non fiction
• occasionally fantasy

i‘m always happy about recommendations :)

replaying Tears of the Kingdom and reminding myself how fun it is to "solve" a Korok travel puzzle by just strapping a rocket to him and enjoying his little squeals as he shoots off towards his friend