Big Al Sweeney
@bigalsweeney.bsky.social
I used to cut this kid Doug Funnies hair now I’m “Rockin’ in the Free World” (Cuttin’ Hair 👊)
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Big Al Sweeney
@bigalsweeney.bsky.social
· Nov 12
got dinner with Mr. Magoo last night. Yeah, the guy pretended he couldn’t SEE THE CHECK!! 🙄
Just saw Mr Magoo at da airport… MFer accidentally got on a plane thinking it was a 3D movie theater 🙅♂️🤦♂️
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Just saw Mr Magoo at da airport… MFer accidentally got on a plane thinking it was a 3D movie theater 🙅♂️🤦♂️
Went to the Dr for my physical and he asked about my diet
“What’re ya eating these days” he asks me
“Oh you know I try to have a salad with every meal” I says
He replies with
“Oh yeah?? Potato or Macaroni??”
Ya CANT say that!! 🤦♂️
“What’re ya eating these days” he asks me
“Oh you know I try to have a salad with every meal” I says
He replies with
“Oh yeah?? Potato or Macaroni??”
Ya CANT say that!! 🤦♂️
October 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Went to the Dr for my physical and he asked about my diet
“What’re ya eating these days” he asks me
“Oh you know I try to have a salad with every meal” I says
He replies with
“Oh yeah?? Potato or Macaroni??”
Ya CANT say that!! 🤦♂️
“What’re ya eating these days” he asks me
“Oh you know I try to have a salad with every meal” I says
He replies with
“Oh yeah?? Potato or Macaroni??”
Ya CANT say that!! 🤦♂️
Anyone do any funny bits lately?
October 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Anyone do any funny bits lately?
I gave Left Shark a haircut. He tried to pull a fast one on me and claimed to be right shark. I know my Sharks, buddy. Ya can’t get passed Big Al.
August 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I gave Left Shark a haircut. He tried to pull a fast one on me and claimed to be right shark. I know my Sharks, buddy. Ya can’t get passed Big Al.
I could’a swore I just saw all the kids from that Doug Funnie kid’s class run out into the night, never to return just now. I gotta lay off’a the teal juice!
August 17, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I could’a swore I just saw all the kids from that Doug Funnie kid’s class run out into the night, never to return just now. I gotta lay off’a the teal juice!
Misplaced my clippers.
August 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Misplaced my clippers.
I could probly squeeze one more round’a pretend outta me but after that I gotta hit the hay. I’m bushed over here.
August 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I could probly squeeze one more round’a pretend outta me but after that I gotta hit the hay. I’m bushed over here.
Givin a haircut to a labubu
August 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Givin a haircut to a labubu
I’m doin a ad for jeans too by da way.
August 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I’m doin a ad for jeans too by da way.
That Doug Funnie kid came bursting into the shop today while I was on the John. He stormed in and ripped my shirt off and slapped my bare belly and everything. It was awful. I never should’ve loaned him my Viva La Bam tapes.
June 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
That Doug Funnie kid came bursting into the shop today while I was on the John. He stormed in and ripped my shirt off and slapped my bare belly and everything. It was awful. I never should’ve loaned him my Viva La Bam tapes.
I’m giving’ a haircut to Ecco the Dolphin tomorrow. I dunno how to even prep for dis one frankly.
June 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I’m giving’ a haircut to Ecco the Dolphin tomorrow. I dunno how to even prep for dis one frankly.
Today I gave a haircut to Allen Strange from the old Nickelodeon show “The Journey of Allen Strange”. He came in early and read through all my barber waiting room magazines by putting his hand on them and absorbing the knowledge within. I gotta get new magazines now. Nice kid.
June 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Today I gave a haircut to Allen Strange from the old Nickelodeon show “The Journey of Allen Strange”. He came in early and read through all my barber waiting room magazines by putting his hand on them and absorbing the knowledge within. I gotta get new magazines now. Nice kid.
It’s nearly midnight. You know what that means 😎🫵
June 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
It’s nearly midnight. You know what that means 😎🫵
Had a weird BM on Saturday and frankly it ruined the whole holiday weekend.
May 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Had a weird BM on Saturday and frankly it ruined the whole holiday weekend.
I LOVE cuttin’ hair!!
May 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I LOVE cuttin’ hair!!
I dunno about you but I definitely did NOT practice mindful eating today 🤦♂️
May 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I dunno about you but I definitely did NOT practice mindful eating today 🤦♂️
I wonder what my old friend Draculas been up to. I should really give the guy a call!!
May 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I wonder what my old friend Draculas been up to. I should really give the guy a call!!
Now like THIS post if ya ever had Buffalo Wings that made ya go “woah mama!! Now those are great Buffalo Wings!!”
May 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Now like THIS post if ya ever had Buffalo Wings that made ya go “woah mama!! Now those are great Buffalo Wings!!”
Like this post if ya ever got a haircut that made ya go “Holy Smokes! What a bad haircut I just got!!”
May 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Like this post if ya ever got a haircut that made ya go “Holy Smokes! What a bad haircut I just got!!”
Like this post if ya ever got a haircut ya liked a whole lot.
May 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Like this post if ya ever got a haircut ya liked a whole lot.
I gave Moo Deng a haircut for her Easter brunch. What a class act.
April 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I gave Moo Deng a haircut for her Easter brunch. What a class act.
Oh marone, Georgie baby for the love of Pete gimme your barbers number. I just wanna talk!!
April 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Oh marone, Georgie baby for the love of Pete gimme your barbers number. I just wanna talk!!
The answer to today’s wordle is: “Bussin’”
April 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The answer to today’s wordle is: “Bussin’”
Reposted by Big Al Sweeney
Retweet if you think Buffalo Wings “kick ass”.
February 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Retweet if you think Buffalo Wings “kick ass”.