輪恐竜
@bicycloraptor.bsky.social
qualified high speed rail himbo 🚄🫡
paleoidiot 🦕🦖🦣🤔
can be serious if prompted 😶🌫️🍃
London, UK
paleoidiot 🦕🦖🦣🤔
can be serious if prompted 😶🌫️🍃
London, UK
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my balls have been STOLEN
my balls are currently on loan to the louvre
October 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
my balls have been STOLEN
imagine having thoughts
imagine *sharing* those thoughts
crazy
imagine *sharing* those thoughts
crazy
July 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
imagine having thoughts
imagine *sharing* those thoughts
crazy
imagine *sharing* those thoughts
crazy
world crocodile day was yesterday and i missed it
i am going to kill myself
i am going to kill myself
June 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
world crocodile day was yesterday and i missed it
i am going to kill myself
i am going to kill myself
you can have a week straight of optimal summer weather in London but finding a chill person to swim and hang out with is still impossible
June 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
you can have a week straight of optimal summer weather in London but finding a chill person to swim and hang out with is still impossible
chainsmoking tiktok slop is a great baby name
May 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
chainsmoking tiktok slop is a great baby name
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The Last Emperor
April 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Last Emperor
offered with no comment:
March 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
offered with no comment:
i have accepted the fact i cannot make new friends in London, so i will proceed to just create weird little guys in Spore and make them cry. forever
March 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i have accepted the fact i cannot make new friends in London, so i will proceed to just create weird little guys in Spore and make them cry. forever
last month i attempted to do actual witchcraft but i keep forgetting that trying a new career path is a grave mistake so now im concerned i will resent the wizard industry and lurk wizard LinkedIn as penance
March 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
last month i attempted to do actual witchcraft but i keep forgetting that trying a new career path is a grave mistake so now im concerned i will resent the wizard industry and lurk wizard LinkedIn as penance
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Hungry pterodactyl: hey, does anyone wanna get Ptaco Bell?
February 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Hungry pterodactyl: hey, does anyone wanna get Ptaco Bell?
the children in the park begin to cry as i dance to to yet another molchat doma song while my raccoon drug dealer lights a cigarette
January 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
the children in the park begin to cry as i dance to to yet another molchat doma song while my raccoon drug dealer lights a cigarette
does anybody want to go to dinocon with me
January 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
does anybody want to go to dinocon with me
born to be dr House
forced to become Wilson
forced to become Wilson
January 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
born to be dr House
forced to become Wilson
forced to become Wilson
jueputa can't i just reply 'it was ok' to people asking how my Christmas break was without them going 'holy shit are you dying???'
January 7, 2025 at 8:43 AM
jueputa can't i just reply 'it was ok' to people asking how my Christmas break was without them going 'holy shit are you dying???'
*nosferatu voice*
im a barrrbie girrrrrl
in a barrrbie worrrrld
im a barrrbie girrrrrl
in a barrrbie worrrrld
January 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
*nosferatu voice*
im a barrrbie girrrrrl
in a barrrbie worrrrld
im a barrrbie girrrrrl
in a barrrbie worrrrld
IT'S A CENOZOIC CHRISTMAS
December 24, 2024 at 11:36 PM
IT'S A CENOZOIC CHRISTMAS
the stupidest thing about a good diet, exercise and proper nutrition is that i can feel like a cold is coming, not see the sun all day and STILL have a delightful day like what the fuck
December 16, 2024 at 4:39 PM
the stupidest thing about a good diet, exercise and proper nutrition is that i can feel like a cold is coming, not see the sun all day and STILL have a delightful day like what the fuck
they've done it
they've captured my spirit in a dinosaur
they've captured my spirit in a dinosaur
Meet Alan the Utahraptor, the star of a new short film, "Jurassic Ward", coming 2025! (Dropbox link in thread to see it uncompressed)
December 13, 2024 at 11:49 AM
they've done it
they've captured my spirit in a dinosaur
they've captured my spirit in a dinosaur
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911: what is your emergency
ME: i need to listen to smooth jazz
911: hold please
ME: i need to listen to smooth jazz
911: hold please
December 11, 2024 at 10:07 PM
911: what is your emergency
ME: i need to listen to smooth jazz
911: hold please
ME: i need to listen to smooth jazz
911: hold please
my favorite thing about white British people is how they're great at ignoring me
December 12, 2024 at 9:19 AM
my favorite thing about white British people is how they're great at ignoring me
this is the kind of posting i aspire to
BRB, riding my e-cargo bike to the library to grab 3 Garfield and Friends DVDs. Gonna rip them at home for safekeeping. Feels like rebelling against modern reality in the best way.
December 11, 2024 at 5:47 PM
this is the kind of posting i aspire to
ok updating here with an actual picture on a train yes hello urbanism and mobility people please hire me to bureaucratically assassinate cars xoxo
December 11, 2024 at 3:06 PM
ok updating here with an actual picture on a train yes hello urbanism and mobility people please hire me to bureaucratically assassinate cars xoxo
my phone: oh my god remember when you went to Sainsbury's that day on 2022
me: *slams knife on canteen table, my countenance hidden by a worn cowboy hat*
me: *slams knife on canteen table, my countenance hidden by a worn cowboy hat*
December 11, 2024 at 10:53 AM
my phone: oh my god remember when you went to Sainsbury's that day on 2022
me: *slams knife on canteen table, my countenance hidden by a worn cowboy hat*
me: *slams knife on canteen table, my countenance hidden by a worn cowboy hat*