I'm delighted to tell you all that my fantasy football team, which was picked by computer and which I manage only to swap out positions on bye weeks, is atop the standings in my league, it's like the index fund of fantasy teams, outperforming all the actively managed funds

Update: I am now guaranteed to win my game almost entirely due to Seattle's defense, which has contributed 36 points to my tally, my QB has contributed only 3 points, what an absolute chump