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Dem strategist. Thought leader. Executive counselor.
Pinned
Banished from Eden for walking crisscross between god’s legs like a cat
I’m sinusmaxxing
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I’m sinusmaxxing
The lazy freaks are so deep they’re going to reinvent having someone else create their entertainment
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The lazy freaks are so deep they’re going to reinvent having someone else create their entertainment
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I took this picture in a store in 2015. Accurate, and even more so a decade later, but still painful.
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I took this picture in a store in 2015. Accurate, and even more so a decade later, but still painful.
Ok we had our fun. Time to be normal about the Mamdani trump thing so he doesn’t get spooked. Just hold perfectly still and keep your palm flat so you don’t lose a finger.
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Ok we had our fun. Time to be normal about the Mamdani trump thing so he doesn’t get spooked. Just hold perfectly still and keep your palm flat so you don’t lose a finger.
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finally available as a shirt!!!! 🦂🏳️⚧️
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
finally available as a shirt!!!! 🦂🏳️⚧️
![“What’s going on with Russia and Ukraine” Meme format with a screenshot of a text exchange:
>What’s going on with [worm & your brain]
<Dont worry kitten
>okay ❤️
>yay ❤️](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xjexaxd5jh66usxtitxpxilx/bafkreie2mcc5kqluw6qkcs7fwoabrlro4ap4wf5pxa5zmpby5o5t33im2i@jpeg)
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
Cotton candy machine, mouth first
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Cotton candy machine, mouth first
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another neighbor got abducted today, new gofundme about to drop. if you're in the NW side he was a server at Alps and they are donating 25% of sales this weekend to him. as for my prior neighbor who got abducted, his gofundme was a huge help to his family and will be used to bond him out imminently
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
another neighbor got abducted today, new gofundme about to drop. if you're in the NW side he was a server at Alps and they are donating 25% of sales this weekend to him. as for my prior neighbor who got abducted, his gofundme was a huge help to his family and will be used to bond him out imminently
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The people yearn for (democratic) socialism (this one will make you cry)
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The people yearn for (democratic) socialism (this one will make you cry)
Please, Dinosaur was my father. Call me Dinosaur Jr.
October 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Please, Dinosaur was my father. Call me Dinosaur Jr.
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thinking about My Father's Camry Filled With Leaves again
October 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
thinking about My Father's Camry Filled With Leaves again
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Dancing frogs have become a symbol of resistance in the USA.
Interestingly, over a decade ago David Graeber wrote a piece on the power of such symbols in protest movements.
The piece is called - On the Phenomenology of Giant Puppets. Here is an extract.
Interestingly, over a decade ago David Graeber wrote a piece on the power of such symbols in protest movements.
The piece is called - On the Phenomenology of Giant Puppets. Here is an extract.
October 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Dancing frogs have become a symbol of resistance in the USA.
Interestingly, over a decade ago David Graeber wrote a piece on the power of such symbols in protest movements.
The piece is called - On the Phenomenology of Giant Puppets. Here is an extract.
Interestingly, over a decade ago David Graeber wrote a piece on the power of such symbols in protest movements.
The piece is called - On the Phenomenology of Giant Puppets. Here is an extract.
Leaving my car in front of a fire hydrant as a parking test.
BREAKING: Israel strikes southern Gaza in test of ceasefire.
Israel strikes Gaza in first major test of ceasefire
Israel said it struck Hamas militants in Gaza on Sunday after they shot at Israeli soldiers who were inside the area that is still under Israeli control, according to the conditions of the Oct. 10 ceasefire.
bit.ly
October 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Leaving my car in front of a fire hydrant as a parking test.
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i am so owned by the overton window shifting over to some of my personally held positions
please, please keep owning me, please I don't know if I'll be able to take it
please, please keep owning me, please I don't know if I'll be able to take it
every smug internet communist tweet about showing up to a No Kings protest with an abolish ICE shirt to scare the libs is getting completely mogged by the real-life winemoms showing up with slogans like "ICE will melt in hell"
October 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
i am so owned by the overton window shifting over to some of my personally held positions
please, please keep owning me, please I don't know if I'll be able to take it
please, please keep owning me, please I don't know if I'll be able to take it
Vampires never expect my blood to be carbonated
October 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Vampires never expect my blood to be carbonated
Yeah man. We can tell. I love googling a specific issue and then skimming thirty websites that all somehow have a hundred paragraphs of different rephrasings of the sentence I searched for
Over half of all articles on the Internet are now written by AI
(via Axios)
(via Axios)
October 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Yeah man. We can tell. I love googling a specific issue and then skimming thirty websites that all somehow have a hundred paragraphs of different rephrasings of the sentence I searched for
iheartradio podcasts are good if you like listening to as much ad content as actual content. Good balance tbh. Magic spoon, meundies, and fifteen gruesome murder investigation ads before ten minutes of my show.
October 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
iheartradio podcasts are good if you like listening to as much ad content as actual content. Good balance tbh. Magic spoon, meundies, and fifteen gruesome murder investigation ads before ten minutes of my show.
Every day my enemies get more annoyed.
October 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Every day my enemies get more annoyed.
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when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it
October 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it
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I’ve received multiple death threats + doxing (including my home address) directly following harassment from Turning Point USA, Jack Posobiec, Andy NGO, + Fox News which called me an antifa ‘financier.’
I have been forced to move my classes online.
If journalists want to talk, DM me or reply here.
I have been forced to move my classes online.
If journalists want to talk, DM me or reply here.
October 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I’ve received multiple death threats + doxing (including my home address) directly following harassment from Turning Point USA, Jack Posobiec, Andy NGO, + Fox News which called me an antifa ‘financier.’
I have been forced to move my classes online.
If journalists want to talk, DM me or reply here.
I have been forced to move my classes online.
If journalists want to talk, DM me or reply here.
First day of clown college and dawg this is so confusing. It’s too hard I can’t do it. I woke up too late for carpool (tiny car) so I had to take the SillyBus. I finally get to class and what do they hand me?? The sillybus ??
September 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
First day of clown college and dawg this is so confusing. It’s too hard I can’t do it. I woke up too late for carpool (tiny car) so I had to take the SillyBus. I finally get to class and what do they hand me?? The sillybus ??
I choose the tasteful midcentury home with fenced yard and two car garage. I set it on the conveyor belt. The cashier scans it. No beep. Scans again. No beep.
“Huh. …guess it must be free.”
“Huh. …guess it must be free.”
September 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I choose the tasteful midcentury home with fenced yard and two car garage. I set it on the conveyor belt. The cashier scans it. No beep. Scans again. No beep.
“Huh. …guess it must be free.”
“Huh. …guess it must be free.”