Names I have been called so far in my coat:

Sir pimpsalot
LL Cool Bex
Bexzibit

If you want to know what compering feels like, imagine trying to hold 200 thoughts simultaneously in your head, then trying to cross the M25, in pleasers, while a clock counts down, as you try to get everyone’s name right and try not to offend anyone with your goofy jokes. Also the M25 is on fire.

Happy Christmas you stunning stacks of fucking sunshine

Hello? Yes. I’d like to order one (1) attention please.

TTPD LETS GOOOO

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I made these today with mine

Made Eras tour and Olivia Rodrigo Christmas baubles with the kids ♥️ #erastour #oliviarodrigo #taylorswift

Anyone who likes this post is automatically entered into a draw. If you win, I’ll travel to your house for Christmas and eat your least favorite family member.

Best book I have read all year. Creepy, Stephen King vibes. Highly recommend. #booksky

London always nails Christmas

Seeing as we are sharing bookshelves, here’s mine

Tate Modern, London

Let’s see whether Bluesky likes pole dancers, or if we get treated like shit here too

Throwback to hosting UK Elite Pole Championships in September. On my way to Hereford today to host Aerial Art UK, pray for my personality!

Moco modern contemporary art gallery, London