Bexiita Pole
@bexiita.bsky.social
It’s me. Hi. I’m the pole dancer, it’s me.
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It's only malaise if you experience it in France otherwise it's just sparkling existential dread
February 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It's only malaise if you experience it in France otherwise it's just sparkling existential dread
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With every year I age, a bit more of the veneer chips away and more of the sea hag within emerges.
February 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
With every year I age, a bit more of the veneer chips away and more of the sea hag within emerges.
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Teach a man to fish and he’ll eventually claim he just always had that knowledge innately and then try to explain to you how fishing works
January 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Teach a man to fish and he’ll eventually claim he just always had that knowledge innately and then try to explain to you how fishing works
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This is just me and @bexiita.bsky.social after a perfectly normal book club evening
They say good friends will bail you out of jail at 2 am in the morning, while best friends are the ones sitting next to you in jail at 2 am in the morning going "I think we fucked up."
January 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This is just me and @bexiita.bsky.social after a perfectly normal book club evening
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When I was 6, I died for 43 seconds before being resuscitated by paramedics. An angel appeared, and told me I was destined for greatness. Today I ate a rotisserie chicken with my hands in the grocery store parking lot
January 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
When I was 6, I died for 43 seconds before being resuscitated by paramedics. An angel appeared, and told me I was destined for greatness. Today I ate a rotisserie chicken with my hands in the grocery store parking lot
Names I have been called so far in my coat:
Sir pimpsalot
LL Cool Bex
Bexzibit
Sir pimpsalot
LL Cool Bex
Bexzibit
January 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Names I have been called so far in my coat:
Sir pimpsalot
LL Cool Bex
Bexzibit
Sir pimpsalot
LL Cool Bex
Bexzibit
It’s my 49th birthday today and I got my period so def still not menopausal 💥
January 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It’s my 49th birthday today and I got my period so def still not menopausal 💥
If you want to know what compering feels like, imagine trying to hold 200 thoughts simultaneously in your head, then trying to cross the M25, in pleasers, while a clock counts down, as you try to get everyone’s name right and try not to offend anyone with your goofy jokes. Also the M25 is on fire.
January 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If you want to know what compering feels like, imagine trying to hold 200 thoughts simultaneously in your head, then trying to cross the M25, in pleasers, while a clock counts down, as you try to get everyone’s name right and try not to offend anyone with your goofy jokes. Also the M25 is on fire.
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look, all i’m saying is if your packaging says “tear here” and i tear there it should open the packaging
December 31, 2024 at 8:24 PM
look, all i’m saying is if your packaging says “tear here” and i tear there it should open the packaging
I haven’t changed my knickers since last year
January 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I haven’t changed my knickers since last year
2025 and still no flying car
January 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
2025 and still no flying car
Books read: 43
Countries visited: 4
Concerts: 3
Major surgeries: 2
Major Pole events hosted: 5
Photo shoots: 5?
Children becoming adults: 2
Times I got stoned with my daughter: 1
Countries visited: 4
Concerts: 3
Major surgeries: 2
Major Pole events hosted: 5
Photo shoots: 5?
Children becoming adults: 2
Times I got stoned with my daughter: 1
December 31, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Books read: 43
Countries visited: 4
Concerts: 3
Major surgeries: 2
Major Pole events hosted: 5
Photo shoots: 5?
Children becoming adults: 2
Times I got stoned with my daughter: 1
Countries visited: 4
Concerts: 3
Major surgeries: 2
Major Pole events hosted: 5
Photo shoots: 5?
Children becoming adults: 2
Times I got stoned with my daughter: 1
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in canada we don’t have new year’s, we just keep using the old one. we’re not wasteful like some other countries i could name.
December 31, 2024 at 7:30 PM
in canada we don’t have new year’s, we just keep using the old one. we’re not wasteful like some other countries i could name.
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I hope your New Year’s resolution is to fuck all the way off.
December 31, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I hope your New Year’s resolution is to fuck all the way off.
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As we close 2024, I want to remind everyone that men can be leaders too even though so many of them have proved otherwise this year. Let's keep giving them unlimited chances
December 31, 2024 at 3:13 PM
As we close 2024, I want to remind everyone that men can be leaders too even though so many of them have proved otherwise this year. Let's keep giving them unlimited chances
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After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to
December 31, 2024 at 2:05 PM
After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to
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What an honour it would be to run a sex-shop in a former Little Chef in the middle of nowhere on the A1.
December 30, 2024 at 8:14 PM
What an honour it would be to run a sex-shop in a former Little Chef in the middle of nowhere on the A1.
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Hope all you girlies have your pre going out poo so you feel great for tonight 🙏
December 31, 2024 at 11:24 AM
Hope all you girlies have your pre going out poo so you feel great for tonight 🙏
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Me: Eats 42,000 calories. Has one short walk. Yep. That’ll sort it.
December 29, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Me: Eats 42,000 calories. Has one short walk. Yep. That’ll sort it.
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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.
December 29, 2024 at 6:36 PM
I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.
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The best time of the year for me is the week before Christmas when I close my bedroom door and shout DON’T COME IN HERE! and everyone just assumes I’m wrapping gifts instead of wanting to be left alone.
December 24, 2024 at 12:39 PM
The best time of the year for me is the week before Christmas when I close my bedroom door and shout DON’T COME IN HERE! and everyone just assumes I’m wrapping gifts instead of wanting to be left alone.
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I think Santa Claus is a woman. I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing, social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off.
December 24, 2024 at 6:40 AM
I think Santa Claus is a woman. I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing, social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off.
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