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Miles Schneiderman
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Confused most of the time (unless it’s about wrestling or anticapitalist politics). Send help.
I wrote about IYO vs. Rhea vs. Bianca today. Shockingly, it still rules two months later. This and more scorching hot takes below:

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WINC Match Spotlight: IYO SKY Vs. Bianca Belair Vs. Rhea Ripley, WWE WrestleMania 41 - Wrestling Inc.
Two months after WWE WrestleMania 41, Wrestling Inc. looks back and shines a Match Spotlight on IYO SKY vs. Bianca Belair vs. Rhea Ripley.
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June 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
To kick off WrestleMania week here's my exclusive interview with @mithgifs.bsky.social on their book Fight Forever: The Ballad of Sami and Kevin, which you should definitely buy on Amazon the literal moment it becomes available! Thanks so much for the chat Mith!

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Exclusive — J.J. McGee, Author Of New Book Fight Forever, On All Things Kevin Owens And Sami Zayn - Wrestling Inc.
J.J. McGee talks to Wrestling Inc. about her new book on Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn, their WWE Elimination Chamber match, Owens' recent injury, and more!
www.wrestlinginc.com
April 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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watched one of those obama-narrated nature documentaries, lots of dire warnings about climate change. i guess he changed his mind from when he was bragging about increasing US oil production. must be kicking himself now
March 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Rowan: Daddy the Philadelphia Eagles are the champions now, but hopefully the Baltimore Ravens are the champions next year.

Me: Or the Chicago Bears!

Rowan: Daddy the Bears aren’t very good.

Me: But they’re getting better! Anything can happen, you never know!

Rowan: Sometimes you do know, daddy.
March 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Aaron Rodgers: *using an esoteric route adjustment hand signal from 2012 that he never explained to either receiver*

George Pickens: *wasn't looking anyway, runs the route he feels is best*
March 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I keep expecting something to drag me over the BlueSky for good (though it will never actually happen until all the wrestlers migrate because I live and work in hell) but Twitter being down as the Bears give massive free agency money to a center for the first time ever might do it, thanks Elon
March 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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God this would be hilarious
Aaron Rodgers "getting close" to signing a deal with the Steelers, per Gerry Dulac.
March 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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NFL twitter is HERE and they are PISSED OFF
March 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Presented with comment from the author: “Look daddy, it’s before life started in space.”
March 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"The earth abides, and life is living yet."
March 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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FIGHT FOREVER’s pre-sale is LIVE NOW! Be among the first to sign up for the complete history of Kevin and Sami from 2002 to 2023. The ebook will be available this month, the paper book in April—it is completely done and formatted!

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Fight Forever: The Ballad of Kevin and Sami
Support independent art and artists | Check out 'Fight Forever: The Ballad of Kevin and Sami' on Indiegogo.
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March 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
@mithgifs.bsky.social The joys of re-reading:
February 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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The left are wrong to claim these rings will “corrupt” us, and it’s time we finally stood up to critical wraith theory | my latest for the New Orc Times
October 18, 2023 at 12:18 PM
Considering how fucking insane the captain in Star Trek Voyager acts sometimes, it was a real missed opportunity that nobody ever tried to sell some alternative plan or strategy by saying “It’s my way or the Janeway.”
January 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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"give it away" after a turnover is tremendous work, cbs
January 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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The hate that Marshon Lattimore plays with is an untapped resource. Like laughter in Monsters Inc
January 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Happy Package Piledriver Day to all who celebrate!
a cartoon of a cat with the words yay written below it
Alt: a cartoon of a cat with the words yay written below it
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December 15, 2024 at 7:25 AM
After writing about it for a decade and then podcasting about it with @mithgifs.bsky.social, trying to say something new about Takeover R Evolution on the 10th anniversary wasn't easy, but I'm me, so I managed it and went way over my word count in the process!

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WWE NXT Takeover R Evolution: 3 Things We Hated And 3 Things We Loved - Wrestling Inc.
Looking back on Kevin Owens' WWE debut exactly 10 years ago, here are three things we hated and three things we loved about "WWE NXT" Takeover: R Evolution.
www.wrestlinginc.com
December 12, 2024 at 5:10 PM
All these years and at times like this, there’s still nothing like April Rain.
December 12, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Oh, sure, why not.
December 9, 2024 at 1:56 PM
This seems fun.

Give me a # from 1 to 100 and I'll give you my corresponding top Spotify song of the year.
December 4, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh
December 4, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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Joe Biden pardon student loans plz
December 2, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Mid-life crisis apparently taking the form of extreme hyperfocus on learning about the geological time scale, thus bathing in the comfort of my own total insignificance and trying to find connection to the entirety of the evolutionary story as a means of coping with mortality. Which, could be worse!
November 12, 2024 at 6:04 PM