Samantha
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Samantha
@bettycrockpotter.bsky.social
Sarcasm enthusiast. History nerd. Retired esthetician with a flair for the archival. Channeling Peggy Olson energy daily.
✨ Capture it. Remember it. ✨
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Called my congressman who voted for the SAVE act.

Me: What documents will I need to vote if this passes?
Staffer: a DL and birth certificate.
Me: The documents don’t match
Staffer: Then a marriage certificate.
Me: Will my husband need the marriage certificate too?
Staffer: No
Me: See the problem?
April 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Maybe the real tariffs are the friends we made along the way
Trump on his order pausing tariffs: "We didn't have access to lawyers. We wrote it up from our hearts, right?"
April 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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77 million americans are very very mean, very very selfish & very very stupid. Hurting people they don’t like took priority over their own wellbeing.
April 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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This is the email just received by IMLS staffers placing them on paid administrative leave for up to 90 days.

“Please understand that this action is not punitive but rather is taken to facilitate the work and operations of the agency.”
March 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This illegal national security group chat has everything, Houthi bombing plans, JD Vance xenophobia, improper emoji use, the editor of the Atlantic Magazine thinking he got punked, Pete Hegseth day drinking, and MTV’s Dan Cortese.
a man is sitting at a desk with his hands folded
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk with his hands folded
media.tenor.com
March 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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What a different world we could have.
March 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.

This is a manifesto against disability.

This is the language of eugenics.
Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
February 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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🖕That’s it. That’s the tweet. #SNL50
February 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Eddie Murphy as Tracy Morgan is the best part of #SNL50 🤣
February 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Absolutely beautiful tribute. #SNL50 #50Years youtu.be/fXAbLeJyB0o?...
Adam Sandler's Song: 50 Years – SNL50
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
February 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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More of this, America.
February 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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The first rule of Fight Club is "you do not talk about Fight Club". 🐻 🦬
February 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Someone wished a Polly Pocket could be real and now we have Sabrina
February 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
“I took a trip down to Mexico. It kind of changed my perspective on life a little bit.”
– Derrick Favors
February 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
When your friend is in Cabo while you’re in Cancun… 😎
January 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves
January 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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These are not the actions of an innocent man looking to uphold the rule of law and defend the Constitution.

They are the actions of a guilty, vengeful tyrant looking to silence his enemies and remove every check on his power.

Coward.

abcnews.go.com/Politics/doj...
DOJ fires members of special counsel Jack Smith's team who prosecuted Trump
They couldn't be trusted to implement the president's agenda, officials said.
abcnews.go.com
January 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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January 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#BookSky 💙📚 #bookchallenge

Book 3/20
January 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can reduce up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
January 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Just hit me why AOC is so good and brilliant at being the adult in the room with all the trashy losers making terrible choices around her. She used to be a bartender.
January 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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What a night! 🎶 History on Tap kicked off with an unforgettable evening of music and history. Huge thanks to Kiggins Theatre, Versa Events, Vancouver’s Downtown Association, and Heritage Bank for making it possible! Shoutout to Sammuel Hawkins & The Ne Plus Ultra Jass Orchestra! 🎷

📸: Samantha Smith
January 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#BookSky 💙📚 #bookchallenge

Book 2/20
January 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM