Citizens for a Better Norfolk
@betternorfolk.bsky.social
Chicago born WoKe Mobster, dedicated to exposing the homophobic and bigoted views of right-wing grifters and scammers at Armed Forces Brewing Company in Norfolk, Virginia.
This is the same guy who’s sent threats, leaned on extremist groups, and tried to dox people while claiming he was “pressing charges.”
Hard to press anything when you won’t appear in court.
Look at all these avoiding summons as well right here.
Hard to press anything when you won’t appear in court.
Look at all these avoiding summons as well right here.
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This is the same guy who’s sent threats, leaned on extremist groups, and tried to dox people while claiming he was “pressing charges.”
Hard to press anything when you won’t appear in court.
Look at all these avoiding summons as well right here.
Hard to press anything when you won’t appear in court.
Look at all these avoiding summons as well right here.
Another loss for Mr. Alan Beal & Armed Forces Brewing Company.
Banes Beverage Group wins 15,851.27 in summary judgment
— and he didn’t even show up.
Still zero victories anywhere. Karma’s collecting.
Banes Beverage Group wins 15,851.27 in summary judgment
— and he didn’t even show up.
Still zero victories anywhere. Karma’s collecting.
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Another loss for Mr. Alan Beal & Armed Forces Brewing Company.
Banes Beverage Group wins 15,851.27 in summary judgment
— and he didn’t even show up.
Still zero victories anywhere. Karma’s collecting.
Banes Beverage Group wins 15,851.27 in summary judgment
— and he didn’t even show up.
Still zero victories anywhere. Karma’s collecting.
Shout out to Alan Beal at Armed Forces Brewing Company. You go around and send emails telling your "investors" you have pressed charges against myself and others.
That's a big old lie.
BUT YOU DO HAVE COURT in a few minutes! Don't miss it!
Should have paid your bills!
That's a big old lie.
BUT YOU DO HAVE COURT in a few minutes! Don't miss it!
Should have paid your bills!
December 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Shout out to Alan Beal at Armed Forces Brewing Company. You go around and send emails telling your "investors" you have pressed charges against myself and others.
That's a big old lie.
BUT YOU DO HAVE COURT in a few minutes! Don't miss it!
Should have paid your bills!
That's a big old lie.
BUT YOU DO HAVE COURT in a few minutes! Don't miss it!
Should have paid your bills!
Me looking at Alan Beal's made up stories and threats when he owes millions.
Apparently everyone who has said bad (and TRUE) things about him has been ?federally? Charged??
Lol you dumb fuck. Absolutely none of that has happened.
How did that court case in Maryland go today? Not well!!!
Apparently everyone who has said bad (and TRUE) things about him has been ?federally? Charged??
Lol you dumb fuck. Absolutely none of that has happened.
How did that court case in Maryland go today? Not well!!!
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Me looking at Alan Beal's made up stories and threats when he owes millions.
Apparently everyone who has said bad (and TRUE) things about him has been ?federally? Charged??
Lol you dumb fuck. Absolutely none of that has happened.
How did that court case in Maryland go today? Not well!!!
Apparently everyone who has said bad (and TRUE) things about him has been ?federally? Charged??
Lol you dumb fuck. Absolutely none of that has happened.
How did that court case in Maryland go today? Not well!!!
Just Rob O'Neill continuing to be a racist asshole and bring up whatever the current right wing talking points are.
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Just Rob O'Neill continuing to be a racist asshole and bring up whatever the current right wing talking points are.
Oh hey look at that. Armed Forces Brewing Company reopened their merchandise store (still not selling beer).
Problem is they owe the manufacturer THOUSANDS.
Wonder were the money will go then.
Peep the community notes. Brutal.
Problem is they owe the manufacturer THOUSANDS.
Wonder were the money will go then.
Peep the community notes. Brutal.
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Oh hey look at that. Armed Forces Brewing Company reopened their merchandise store (still not selling beer).
Problem is they owe the manufacturer THOUSANDS.
Wonder were the money will go then.
Peep the community notes. Brutal.
Problem is they owe the manufacturer THOUSANDS.
Wonder were the money will go then.
Peep the community notes. Brutal.
Wow. Someone actually out alt-righted Armed Forces Brewing Company.
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Wow. Someone actually out alt-righted Armed Forces Brewing Company.
Sure is weird that the CEO, Armed Forces Brewing Company AND the totally not a lawyer and the CEO's burner account to harrass people use a VPN and are all in the same location.
Huh.
Huh.
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Sure is weird that the CEO, Armed Forces Brewing Company AND the totally not a lawyer and the CEO's burner account to harrass people use a VPN and are all in the same location.
Huh.
Huh.
What a terrible night.
😀
😀
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
What a terrible night.
😀
😀
Actually Alan Beal, it's because you're a doxing piece of shit who has gone after people by sharing their addresses with white supremacist groups.
Reminder you're wanted in 3 states for millions of dollars and have another judgement to run from on the 2nd of Dec.
Best of luck Hobosexual!
Reminder you're wanted in 3 states for millions of dollars and have another judgement to run from on the 2nd of Dec.
Best of luck Hobosexual!
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Actually Alan Beal, it's because you're a doxing piece of shit who has gone after people by sharing their addresses with white supremacist groups.
Reminder you're wanted in 3 states for millions of dollars and have another judgement to run from on the 2nd of Dec.
Best of luck Hobosexual!
Reminder you're wanted in 3 states for millions of dollars and have another judgement to run from on the 2nd of Dec.
Best of luck Hobosexual!
Greetings today from Portugal, where the food is good, the coffee is strong, and the sky is leaking again.
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Greetings today from Portugal, where the food is good, the coffee is strong, and the sky is leaking again.
Sigh… just when you thought the hemorrhoid cream was starting to work.
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sigh… just when you thought the hemorrhoid cream was starting to work.
Adorable.
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Adorable.
How's that argument with the uncle going around the table everyone?
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
How's that argument with the uncle going around the table everyone?
Just for fun, name two completely unrelated movies that share the same director
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Just for fun, name two completely unrelated movies that share the same director
Enjoying dinner here in Spain at a little American style sandwich shop.
For some reason this little sign speaks volumes today.
I WANT YOU BE YOURSELF
For some reason this little sign speaks volumes today.
I WANT YOU BE YOURSELF
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Enjoying dinner here in Spain at a little American style sandwich shop.
For some reason this little sign speaks volumes today.
I WANT YOU BE YOURSELF
For some reason this little sign speaks volumes today.
I WANT YOU BE YOURSELF
Nothing like watching "The Anniversary" then checking my phone to see a right wing, grifting, abusing hobosexual try and track me down and threaten my dog.
Hi Alan Beal, CEO of the failed Armed Forces Brewing Company. Great way to inspire me to double down on showing the world how shit you are.
Hi Alan Beal, CEO of the failed Armed Forces Brewing Company. Great way to inspire me to double down on showing the world how shit you are.
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Nothing like watching "The Anniversary" then checking my phone to see a right wing, grifting, abusing hobosexual try and track me down and threaten my dog.
Hi Alan Beal, CEO of the failed Armed Forces Brewing Company. Great way to inspire me to double down on showing the world how shit you are.
Hi Alan Beal, CEO of the failed Armed Forces Brewing Company. Great way to inspire me to double down on showing the world how shit you are.
What a fantastic way to remind everyone in America that Armed Forces Brewing Company never paid its taxes in Norfolk. Or Virginia. Or Maryland. Or its CEO never paid and filed for it's "charity" and was shutdown. Or That the CEO is getting sued amd has court for even more bills...and on and on.
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
What a fantastic way to remind everyone in America that Armed Forces Brewing Company never paid its taxes in Norfolk. Or Virginia. Or Maryland. Or its CEO never paid and filed for it's "charity" and was shutdown. Or That the CEO is getting sued amd has court for even more bills...and on and on.
Hey look! Two people busted for assault in the same room!
How nice.
How nice.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Hey look! Two people busted for assault in the same room!
How nice.
How nice.
Being in Spain for the last 2 months has shockingly led to Magats thinking the account was never in VA. Never mind that I have been posting about time zone differences and food every few days.
Not only have they not heard of passports. They are just dumb.
Not only have they not heard of passports. They are just dumb.
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Being in Spain for the last 2 months has shockingly led to Magats thinking the account was never in VA. Never mind that I have been posting about time zone differences and food every few days.
Not only have they not heard of passports. They are just dumb.
Not only have they not heard of passports. They are just dumb.
Meanwhile, the spokesperson for your favorite failed right wing brewery and all around crisis actor Rob O'Neill.
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Meanwhile, the spokesperson for your favorite failed right wing brewery and all around crisis actor Rob O'Neill.
This has been me trying to deal with producers for the entire last week.
Fuck AI
(Credit to Stephen Collins for the comic)
Fuck AI
(Credit to Stephen Collins for the comic)
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This has been me trying to deal with producers for the entire last week.
Fuck AI
(Credit to Stephen Collins for the comic)
Fuck AI
(Credit to Stephen Collins for the comic)
Perk of travel and extreme time change is that it was bedtime 4 hours ago.
Crashing. Lets see how much more we can all shoot ourselves in the dick when I wake up.
The shooter?
Crashing. Lets see how much more we can all shoot ourselves in the dick when I wake up.
The shooter?
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Perk of travel and extreme time change is that it was bedtime 4 hours ago.
Crashing. Lets see how much more we can all shoot ourselves in the dick when I wake up.
The shooter?
Crashing. Lets see how much more we can all shoot ourselves in the dick when I wake up.
The shooter?
Choo choo!
(I think I could start an entire folder of all the trains here).
Train Country, baby!
(I think I could start an entire folder of all the trains here).
Train Country, baby!
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Choo choo!
(I think I could start an entire folder of all the trains here).
Train Country, baby!
(I think I could start an entire folder of all the trains here).
Train Country, baby!