Beth Cook
@bethannacook.bsky.social
Writer. Order Muppet podcasting from my closet in Portland, OR. I write in order to scream into the Void (existential), usually while trapped under a Void (feline).
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you
The #Zoombinis narrator just told me to turn off the computer and go outside. 🙃 Took me something like 25 years, but I finally saved all the lil guys! 🥹🎉
September 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The #Zoombinis narrator just told me to turn off the computer and go outside. 🙃 Took me something like 25 years, but I finally saved all the lil guys! 🥹🎉
“Claw Machine” is out now! Thanks again to everyone who came out to our Friday the 13th launch party, to Up Up Books for hosting, and to Elle Mitchell for putting this awesome anthology together. Get your copy from Little Key Press! (🔗 in bi0)
June 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
“Claw Machine” is out now! Thanks again to everyone who came out to our Friday the 13th launch party, to Up Up Books for hosting, and to Elle Mitchell for putting this awesome anthology together. Get your copy from Little Key Press! (🔗 in bi0)
And living meme. What a gift. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 (7/7)
January 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
And living meme. What a gift. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 (7/7)
Literal perfection… (6/7)
January 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Literal perfection… (6/7)
Backyard adventuress… (5/7)
January 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Backyard adventuress… (5/7)
Best helper… (4/7)
January 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Best helper… (4/7)
Utter dork… (3/7)
January 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Utter dork… (3/7)
Witchy familiar… (2/7)
January 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Witchy familiar… (2/7)
Mimzy appreciation thread for our one year #gotchaversary. My snuggle buddy facehugger… (1/7)
January 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Mimzy appreciation thread for our one year #gotchaversary. My snuggle buddy facehugger… (1/7)
Finish last year’s Hero’s Journal and starting afresh (with glitter pens)
January 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Finish last year’s Hero’s Journal and starting afresh (with glitter pens)
December 25, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Oh no my loaf burnt and collapsed
December 9, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Oh no my loaf burnt and collapsed
My Slow Morning and writing playlists (Ghibli and Wes Anderson soundtracks) may have ruined my Muppety streak, BUT! My Muppety podcast being on people’s #SpotifyWrapped is an extremely weird-and-awesome phenomenon.
December 4, 2024 at 4:30 PM
My Slow Morning and writing playlists (Ghibli and Wes Anderson soundtracks) may have ruined my Muppety streak, BUT! My Muppety podcast being on people’s #SpotifyWrapped is an extremely weird-and-awesome phenomenon.