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When a dude takes his shirt off, Cotton is paying attention. ALLEGEDLY.
December 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
When a dude takes his shirt off, Cotton is paying attention. ALLEGEDLY.
The Roast Guard.
October 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The Roast Guard.
I'd kinda like to see PeeWee German squaring up against any Dem that weighs more than 65 lbs.
October 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'd kinda like to see PeeWee German squaring up against any Dem that weighs more than 65 lbs.
Shocking he bankrupted so many businesses.
September 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Shocking he bankrupted so many businesses.
Thoughtcrime. Doubleplusungood.
September 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Thoughtcrime. Doubleplusungood.
They have ridiculous amounts of oil.
September 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
They have ridiculous amounts of oil.
Hilarious. But seriously, you're lucky to find a West Coast on tap anymore in lieu of all this Hazy and New England garbage.
August 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hilarious. But seriously, you're lucky to find a West Coast on tap anymore in lieu of all this Hazy and New England garbage.
Has she...gone Rogue?
a woman in a black shirt and black gloves stands in a doorway
ALT: a woman in a black shirt and black gloves stands in a doorway
media.tenor.com
July 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Has she...gone Rogue?
Was he tying a chick to a railroad track? Where do these weird fookers come from?
July 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Was he tying a chick to a railroad track? Where do these weird fookers come from?
Well, he's also going to get a lot of pleasure from jail.
April 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Well, he's also going to get a lot of pleasure from jail.
I feel seen.
April 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I feel seen.
Instead they gave a moronic child a book of matches and sent him to the barn.
April 7, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Instead they gave a moronic child a book of matches and sent him to the barn.
I was kinda hoping Hakeem Jeffries would take a swing.
April 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I was kinda hoping Hakeem Jeffries would take a swing.
Did the Col' pop infringe your porn name?
March 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Did the Col' pop infringe your porn name?
In Hegseth's defense, he was probably blackout drunk when he sent that text.
March 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
In Hegseth's defense, he was probably blackout drunk when he sent that text.
Such a snowflake.
March 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Such a snowflake.
Be cool if a reporter pointed that out to him live. But they won't.
March 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Be cool if a reporter pointed that out to him live. But they won't.
My favorite quote was one of his advisors during his first administration. "3D Chess? We were just trying to keep him from eating the pieces."
March 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My favorite quote was one of his advisors during his first administration. "3D Chess? We were just trying to keep him from eating the pieces."
But he does care an awful lot about cryptocurrency lately...
March 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
But he does care an awful lot about cryptocurrency lately...
Once a slumlord, always a slumlord.
March 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Once a slumlord, always a slumlord.
My favorite projection was "Nancy Pelosi has false teeth!"
February 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My favorite projection was "Nancy Pelosi has false teeth!"
That must have been one hell of a pee tape.
February 20, 2025 at 8:47 AM
That must have been one hell of a pee tape.