Matty
@bestestname.bsky.social
Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you
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THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR
These are not beautiful fall colors. These are trees who never learned to pick up after themselves.
October 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
These are not beautiful fall colors. These are trees who never learned to pick up after themselves.
If I paint on a dog nose, my phone won't unlock anymore
October 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
If I paint on a dog nose, my phone won't unlock anymore
Ghosts of pumpkins past
October 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ghosts of pumpkins past
Portland: Little Toy Library. Take a Toy. Leave a Toy.
The Government: Organized, dangerous, and paid.
The Government: Organized, dangerous, and paid.
October 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Portland: Little Toy Library. Take a Toy. Leave a Toy.
The Government: Organized, dangerous, and paid.
The Government: Organized, dangerous, and paid.
I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt but if this cheetos truck exploded all over my car, I wouldn't be mad about it
October 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt but if this cheetos truck exploded all over my car, I wouldn't be mad about it
I used to think selfies were embarrassing. I was right.
September 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I used to think selfies were embarrassing. I was right.
I swear I have normal sized hands
September 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I swear I have normal sized hands
I am just a glorified perch
August 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I am just a glorified perch
My best friend can't even speak, and this can't be a coincidence
July 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My best friend can't even speak, and this can't be a coincidence
Maybe this coffee is too hot then
June 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Maybe this coffee is too hot then
Grandma left some weird recipes towards the end
May 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Grandma left some weird recipes towards the end
We all need to get some grocery bags and reenact this with this military parade
May 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
We all need to get some grocery bags and reenact this with this military parade
You believe in some fucked up shit
April 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
You believe in some fucked up shit