@bestbeforemar91.bsky.social
My best friend is Freckles.
I don’t believe in Santa Claus, etc.
I’ve never been to heaven, Oklahoma or Spain. I’d like to go to Spain, however, as I’ve heard things…but I don’t like long plane trips and don’t have a dog sitter, but enough about you…
MAGA poet laureate
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
MAGA poet laureate
The Patron Saint of Crime…oh, and also Faith and Masculinity and Patriotism
December 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The Patron Saint of Crime…oh, and also Faith and Masculinity and Patriotism
If you were truly against capital punishment you probably wouldn’t do this…
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If you were truly against capital punishment you probably wouldn’t do this…
Trump’s fairy godfather
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Trump’s fairy godfather
This guy is kinda the embodiment of Naked Lunch and 12 Monkeys
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This guy is kinda the embodiment of Naked Lunch and 12 Monkeys
Something else…
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Something else…
That’s what they voted for
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
That’s what they voted for
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig… but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig… but already it was impossible to say which was which.”