Donnie Dumps in Depends
@berzerkyzman.bsky.social
I never voted for this prick. GO BIRDS. GO PHILLIES. THE OTHER 2, GFY.
Multiple independent sources tell me Kiffin is milking this to death (no surprise) until ESPN tells him the right time to step to the podium. They still need to pick who will play the Jim Gray role for THE ANNOUNCEMENT PART DEUX. Odds favor Marty Smith and his beautiful hair.
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Multiple independent sources tell me Kiffin is milking this to death (no surprise) until ESPN tells him the right time to step to the podium. They still need to pick who will play the Jim Gray role for THE ANNOUNCEMENT PART DEUX. Odds favor Marty Smith and his beautiful hair.
Congrats, Chucky on your usual plucking the lowest hanging fruit to go after.
a chucky doll wearing a santa hat and holding a stick
ALT: a chucky doll wearing a santa hat and holding a stick
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Congrats, Chucky on your usual plucking the lowest hanging fruit to go after.
Turdicans.
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Turdicans.
And before that we had the Dallas Texans now Kansas City Chiefs in the AFL.
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
And before that we had the Dallas Texans now Kansas City Chiefs in the AFL.
MLB TV down the drain.
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
MLB TV down the drain.
Tell us how Bubba's junk tastes, Poopy pants.
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Tell us how Bubba's junk tastes, Poopy pants.
But, sir, weren't you still a Democrat when you began your friendship with Epstein?
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
But, sir, weren't you still a Democrat when you began your friendship with Epstein?
Jesus f'n Christ, who writes the scripts for these assholes?
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Jesus f'n Christ, who writes the scripts for these assholes?
Fear, and a diaper full of Demented Don's dump.
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Fear, and a diaper full of Demented Don's dump.
Who tripped him, Wednesday or Pugsley or Cousin It?
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Who tripped him, Wednesday or Pugsley or Cousin It?
What say ye now, Jimmy Bowman?
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
What say ye now, Jimmy Bowman?
Pete LaCock
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Pete LaCock
Biff Pocoroba
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Biff Pocoroba
The same plan that was on the way in 2 weeks from the 1st regime?
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The same plan that was on the way in 2 weeks from the 1st regime?
Durbin doesn't GAF. He's retiring.
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Durbin doesn't GAF. He's retiring.
And he left out the part where THE F ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO GO TO BUY THE GREAT HEALTHCARE.
November 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
And he left out the part where THE F ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO GO TO BUY THE GREAT HEALTHCARE.
Bay Area clickbait b.s.
November 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Bay Area clickbait b.s.
Sharing a deluxe cottage in hell with Kissinger.
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Sharing a deluxe cottage in hell with Kissinger.
I just finished the John Candy doc. Beef's end wasn't sudden, much like Uncle Buck.
October 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I just finished the John Candy doc. Beef's end wasn't sudden, much like Uncle Buck.
Hey, Sandler, do the world a favor and stop catching him every year or so before he goes Humpty Dumpty.
October 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hey, Sandler, do the world a favor and stop catching him every year or so before he goes Humpty Dumpty.