Not A Morning Person 🍉
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30-ish. Graphic designer. Bookworm. Writer. Coffee Addict. Hopeless Romantic. Opinionated. Gamer. Nerd. 🇲🇽
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“Forget nothing, and think many things of it.”
– Welcome to Night Vale 👁️🗨️
– Welcome to Night Vale 👁️🗨️
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The last full moon of the year is heavy with wishes made by all the restless sleepers who stayed up late asking for small miracles before the Earth completes its journey around the sun.
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 AM
The last full moon of the year is heavy with wishes made by all the restless sleepers who stayed up late asking for small miracles before the Earth completes its journey around the sun.
Calling it now. The series will come full circle. It began with Will and it will end with him sacrificing himself to take Vecna down, saving everyone he loves.
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Calling it now. The series will come full circle. It began with Will and it will end with him sacrificing himself to take Vecna down, saving everyone he loves.
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We're socialized to constantly apologize for being too outwardly excited about things, but this world is so full of terror and misery that I'd rather see those bursts of light and passion shine through the cracks wherever you can find them.
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
We're socialized to constantly apologize for being too outwardly excited about things, but this world is so full of terror and misery that I'd rather see those bursts of light and passion shine through the cracks wherever you can find them.
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Sometimes you find a book with deckled edges on the clearance table. Also cream cheese.
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Sometimes you find a book with deckled edges on the clearance table. Also cream cheese.
Halloween is almost here, why don't we do something spooky? QTP with a list of things that you find scary. 🎃
1. Rats
2. Deep darkness
3. Abandoned houses
4. Bottomless pools of water
5. Large cockroaches
6. The sound of wood creaking
7. The woods at night
8. Uncertainty
1. Rats
2. Deep darkness
3. Abandoned houses
4. Bottomless pools of water
5. Large cockroaches
6. The sound of wood creaking
7. The woods at night
8. Uncertainty
Halloween is almost here, why don't we do something spooky? QTP with a list of things that you find scary. 🎃
1. The Ocean at Night
2. Deep Underwater with no Lights
3. Spiders
4. Giant Spiders (and/or very large bugs)
5. Going too fast, literally, like on a snowboard or in a car
6. Redacted
1. The Ocean at Night
2. Deep Underwater with no Lights
3. Spiders
4. Giant Spiders (and/or very large bugs)
5. Going too fast, literally, like on a snowboard or in a car
6. Redacted
Halloween is almost here, why don’t we do something spooky? QTP with a list things you find scary.
1. Pitch black
2. Deep water
3. Staircases leading to nowhere
4. Liminal spaces
5. Puppets
6. An unknown caller
7. Making a dentist appt.
8. People standing at their windows
9. Expiration dates
1. Pitch black
2. Deep water
3. Staircases leading to nowhere
4. Liminal spaces
5. Puppets
6. An unknown caller
7. Making a dentist appt.
8. People standing at their windows
9. Expiration dates
October 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Halloween is almost here, why don't we do something spooky? QTP with a list of things that you find scary. 🎃
1. Rats
2. Deep darkness
3. Abandoned houses
4. Bottomless pools of water
5. Large cockroaches
6. The sound of wood creaking
7. The woods at night
8. Uncertainty
1. Rats
2. Deep darkness
3. Abandoned houses
4. Bottomless pools of water
5. Large cockroaches
6. The sound of wood creaking
7. The woods at night
8. Uncertainty
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This year for Halloween I’m gonna be the French crown jewels and fuck off from work at 9:30 in the morning
October 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This year for Halloween I’m gonna be the French crown jewels and fuck off from work at 9:30 in the morning
My hot take is that collectible popcorn buckets should not exist. You can never get any except from scalpers and I can’t imagine the experience of trying to find popcorn in the nooks and crannies they come up with. 🍿🧐
October 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My hot take is that collectible popcorn buckets should not exist. You can never get any except from scalpers and I can’t imagine the experience of trying to find popcorn in the nooks and crannies they come up with. 🍿🧐
“The sky screams to deliver it, a hundred banshees flying on the edge of the blizzard. But once the snow covers the ground, it hushes as still as my heart.”
Speak,
Laura Halse Anderson
#quoteoftheday #booksky #quiet
Speak,
Laura Halse Anderson
#quoteoftheday #booksky #quiet
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“The sky screams to deliver it, a hundred banshees flying on the edge of the blizzard. But once the snow covers the ground, it hushes as still as my heart.”
Speak,
Laura Halse Anderson
#quoteoftheday #booksky #quiet
Speak,
Laura Halse Anderson
#quoteoftheday #booksky #quiet
Can we just stop equating Taylor Swift to Ophelia?
October 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Can we just stop equating Taylor Swift to Ophelia?
Ya know? I made my peace with Microsoft a long time ago, but the fact that it keeps trying to push Copilot into every single activity that I do is driving me insane.
October 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ya know? I made my peace with Microsoft a long time ago, but the fact that it keeps trying to push Copilot into every single activity that I do is driving me insane.
I’ve never seen Ten Things I Hate About You.
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 6, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I’ve never seen Ten Things I Hate About You.
The schadenfreude of it all…
a woman with a nose ring and a polka dot shirt smiles for the camera
ALT: a woman with a nose ring and a polka dot shirt smiles for the camera
media.tenor.com
September 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The schadenfreude of it all…
There are good days, there are bad days… and then there are days when you just have to say f*ck this sh*t.
September 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
There are good days, there are bad days… and then there are days when you just have to say f*ck this sh*t.
I love quizzes like this. I kinda accept most of it, even the color. The only thing is the positive part. Like... I wish!
September 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I love quizzes like this. I kinda accept most of it, even the color. The only thing is the positive part. Like... I wish!
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Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow
September 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow
“Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark in the hopeless swamps of the not quite, the not yet, and the not at all.”
Ayn Rand,
Atlas Shrugged
#quoteoftheday
Ayn Rand,
Atlas Shrugged
#quoteoftheday
August 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
“Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark in the hopeless swamps of the not quite, the not yet, and the not at all.”
Ayn Rand,
Atlas Shrugged
#quoteoftheday
Ayn Rand,
Atlas Shrugged
#quoteoftheday
August 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Words To Live By Number 264
August 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Words To Live By Number 264
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Every now and then it's nice to pick your head up from your book, reacquaint yourself with the world, take a hard pass and immediately go right back to reading. Balance is important.
August 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Every now and then it's nice to pick your head up from your book, reacquaint yourself with the world, take a hard pass and immediately go right back to reading. Balance is important.
Slowly dying as I slog through Season 3 of Stranger Things. It’s SO BAD AND BORING!!! 😩😩😩
August 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Slowly dying as I slog through Season 3 of Stranger Things. It’s SO BAD AND BORING!!! 😩😩😩
“Forget nothing, and think many things of it.”
– Welcome to Night Vale 👁️🗨️
– Welcome to Night Vale 👁️🗨️
August 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“Forget nothing, and think many things of it.”
– Welcome to Night Vale 👁️🗨️
– Welcome to Night Vale 👁️🗨️
Unfortunately, depression is a solo sport. It’s you, dealing with the emotions it brings, as you ride it out.
August 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Unfortunately, depression is a solo sport. It’s you, dealing with the emotions it brings, as you ride it out.
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Lauren’s motivational speech for today :
When you think it’s not gonna be OK it’s OK and if you’re just sitting there that’s OK and if you’re talking, that’s OK and if the sky is blue that’s OK and doesn’t matter because everything‘s going to be OK
#bb27
When you think it’s not gonna be OK it’s OK and if you’re just sitting there that’s OK and if you’re talking, that’s OK and if the sky is blue that’s OK and doesn’t matter because everything‘s going to be OK
#bb27
August 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Lauren’s motivational speech for today :
When you think it’s not gonna be OK it’s OK and if you’re just sitting there that’s OK and if you’re talking, that’s OK and if the sky is blue that’s OK and doesn’t matter because everything‘s going to be OK
#bb27
When you think it’s not gonna be OK it’s OK and if you’re just sitting there that’s OK and if you’re talking, that’s OK and if the sky is blue that’s OK and doesn’t matter because everything‘s going to be OK
#bb27
I may be one of 10 people who still follow this film series, but this looks INSANE! 🔥🔥🔥
Avatar: Fire and Ash | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Avatar
youtu.be
July 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I may be one of 10 people who still follow this film series, but this looks INSANE! 🔥🔥🔥