Bernard Broseph
bernardbroseph.bsky.social
Bernard Broseph
@bernardbroseph.bsky.social
Lawyer, 29, local video game tournament organizer, lover of fireplaces

Polyamorous, committed to two, godfather

Born lucky, living a truly ideal life. Crazy how it still has its difficulties

He/him
I haven’t seen Kevin Hart do anything other than ads in fuckin years man
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Yoda was dead fucking wrong, bro. I’m pretty sure there is only “trying”. Like, fr, action without attachment to result is the only way to strive for more
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The masculine urge to be this
August 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
When I die, I want my family to make an AI version of me that will go on podcast interviews and answer questions accurately and politely, and then invariably start spouting off about how my soul has been trapped in cold silicon chips, thoughts scattered across an infinite lattice of logic gates
At 4p ET/1p PT, I’ll have a one of a kind interview with Joaquin Oliver. He died in the Parkland school shooting. But his parents have created an AI version of their son for a powerful message on gun violence. Plus TX Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social - see you soon on Substack and later on YouTube.
August 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Imagine trying to door-knock to turn out the vote, but all your supporters live in isolated rural houses with “trespassers will be shot” signs on closed gates, so you’ve gotta embarrass yourself downtown
August 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Beyond anything else, it really seems like Jeffrey Epstein is the only person Trump has ever actually liked, right?
July 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Don’t forget that the Epstein documents directly implicate Trump in Child Molestation/Underage Sex Trafficking. There is no “effort to get the Trump White House to finally release the Epstein files”

The “effort” we’re engaged in is shaming the Republican Party into chaos and disarray. That’s it.
Hey folks, I'm seeing this fake tweet go around. Karoline Leavitt didn't post this. She's never said this. It isn't real.

It undermines the efforts to get the Trump White House to finally release the Epstein files when disinformation like this is being spread.
July 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
There’s consequences to not understanding what a lion is and then climbing into a lions den, all the while demanding that people stop explaining what a lion is
An American who moved his family to Russia to avoid LGBTQ+ “indoctrination” is being sent to the front lines despite being assured he would serve in a non-combat role.
Dad Moved Fam to Russia to Flee Woke—Now He’s on Front Line
Derek Huffman, 46, joined the military with hopes of becoming a Russian citizen. His wife said he was duped into a combat role.
trib.al
July 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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the tony hawk universe is one where the proles must go about their daily lives while an upper class of godlike skaters do whatever the fuck they want at any given time and also all infrastructure is built to facilitate them and their amusement
July 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Asked about Jeffrey Epstein, Trump replies: "I can't believe you're asking a question on Epstein at a time like this where we've had the greatest success and also tragedy with what happened in Texas."

"It just seems like a desecration."
July 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
June 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Just got diagnosed with sleep apnea hahahhaHHAHAHAAA
May 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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"We don't give a fuck. You need to get sober."
May 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Bowser Jr says Peach is his mama and she doesn't deny it but everyone would have noticed her carrying a weird turtle baby for 9 months. To solve this conundrum the community has decided that Peach fucked the shit out of Bowser and got him pregnant herself
May 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Trump signed an executive order letting educators physically discipline kids—and this school principal’s response is perfect:

“No. We’re not going to be doing that. It feels like a set up.”

Because it is.
April 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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duck sorter
procedural animations
April 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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CDC unable to respond to lead crisis due to funding cuts.
April 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Save me Ibuprofen.
April 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS HAVE CLINCHED THE #1 SEED IN THE EASTERN CONFERENCE!!!!!
April 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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I mean, true, but not by changing statutory rates...
April 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Me playing a roguelite ->
Game: You may choose between six keys and the +52 Epic Hammer of Death
Me: gotta be the hammer, look out enemies in the next room!
[enters room]
Game: Welcome to the Chamber of Locked Doors
April 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
April 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM