Bernadette R. Giacomazzo
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Bernadette R. Giacomazzo
@bernadettegiacomazzo.com
Reluctantly semi-famous journalist & author.

Gen Xer. NYer. Sicilian. Honest Wiseass. Dog Lover. #salute NYPD ESU. Not the 52%. Team #Meghan - The Reporter, The Stallion, & The Duchess.

Views = mine.

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The books I've written: amzn.to/4o1doTQ
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Technically not *wrong*, but...
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Finally, the comment we all needed.

We all conveniently ignore that little chapter when she openly dated a Not-C.

Also, she had no issue with staying silent on social justice issues until the outcry became too much (while Sabrina Carpenter shouted voluntarily).
Hope you’re wearing her SS necklace while you listen! She’s an awful human.
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Hope you’re wearing her SS necklace while you listen! She’s an awful human.
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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This dog is me, But I'm actually trying to be happy. Cause I'm tired of being mundanely sad.
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
30 year old women in 2025: OMG! TAYLOR SWIFT REALLY SPEAKS TO MY *SOUL* 🥹🥹🥹

Meanwhile, Gen Xers at 16:
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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“Give us the gingerbread penises”
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Mark Hamill and Bob Anderson, sword master, rehearsing the iconic duel for The Empire Strikes Back, 1979

#MarkHamill #StarWars
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Broad generalizations weaken arguments. And trust me, I do. Very much.
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Literally no one is shocked by anyone chosen here. LITERALLY NO ONE.
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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My cat MooCow absoluted zonked with his mouth hanging open over the ledge. He lives such a tough life 🤣. #catsky 🐈
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Don't assume that what works for you works for every woman. My guy IS the male idea of a perfect male body. And trust and believe that it makes both men and women SICK that *he's with me* and not with them. :)
December 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The men with 'dad bods' inevitably go for women 20-plus years their junior, whose frontal lobes aren't developed enough to realize they don't have sh*t to offer but d*ck and headaches.
The research was that women were happier single than be in a bad relationship. But that doesn't fit their narrative.

Also, Dad Bods
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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I don't need to "let that sink in." You can just end your post with what you have to say. I have excellent reading comprehension. Thank you.
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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A couple of the more interesting anomalies have been that Jesus was supposedly born in 4 BC and Mary was twelve when God knocked her up.
Syncretism can be soooo sticky.
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Goodnight everyone 💞. Dream of a better world ☮️. I know that's not easy right now. #Goodnighteveryone #KindnessMatters #WeMissYouRex #Dogsofbluesky #LoveYouRex #SweetDreamsSpike
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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What the fuck white people lmao.

Wash your hands.

Wash your rice.

Wash your ass.
a bunch of white Americans argued that you shouldn’t wash your rice because it “washes off the vitamins” and my response to that is, what if you ate more vegetables and/or took a multivitamin so you didn’t have to eat gummy mushy rice?
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'm 48.

You know how old I was when I first wrote about how sh*tty Gwen was?

20:
www.inmusicwetrust.com/articles/08f...
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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If left-wing grifting was more profitable (it will never be due to grifting's capitalist nature) than the religious-conservative-bigoted grifting mix we see, you bet that all those performative conservatives and washed-up celebrities would be voraciously praising socialism.
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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The people who used to get mad at me for saying No Doubt always sucked and Gwen Stefani is a giant fraud are now saying they liked the Dropkick Murphys and Rage Against the Machine before they got all political.
December 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Whenever I see Gwen Stefani popping back up on socials.
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Saw a movie post about a film that I am a detractor for. But I did not comment.

Rage posting is the tool of the enemy. We do not use it. We do not *need* it.
December 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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The Epstein Files STILL have not been released.

If he wasn’t in them.

He’d have released them.
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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“The newspaper coverage of the royals really is a disgrace and the whole broken relationship needs to be reset”

archive.ph/D6uq0#select...
December 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM