Berlynn Wohl
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Berlynn Wohl
@berlynnwohl.bsky.social
I write smut with feelings & occasionally aliens. berlynn-wohl on Tumblr. berlynn_wohl on AO3. She/her. Made in the 80s.
If you saw the Star Trek "Tik Tok" fanvid 15 years ago and said to yourself, "Hot damn, I wish there was a video like this for another cult show from the sixties," I have good news for you! youtu.be/Z1q9ZSrY2dU?...
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. || The Tik Tok Affair
YouTube video by Berlynn Wohl
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August 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
It's Friday night! To celebrate, let's watch some exclusive footage of what happened...Last Friday Night 😳
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wE9...
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. || The Last Friday Night Affair
YouTube video by Berlynn Wohl
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August 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Delighted to announce that I now have a YouTube channel! Here's my inaugural video: It’s a collaboration with vampbat_studios, a Man From U.N.C.L.E. fanvid! If you enjoy, be sure to subscribe, because there's more on the way!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=plxi...
The Man From U.N.C.L.E || The New Romantics Affair
YouTube video by Berlynn Wohl
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August 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I love randomly finding my friend from fandom A in fandom B. bestie I didn't know you were gonna be at the OTHER devil's sacrament too!!!
July 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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was looking for something I wrote and came across this in Tumblr drafts. damn me from like three to five years ago, tell us how you really feel

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June 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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I'm not making arguments anymore. if you use the Plagiarism Machine That Lies to think for you, I think you're a little worm person. A sad little worm person and am uninterested in your "thoughts" on anything else.
May 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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"i dont know what id do widdout my chatgpt 🥺👉👈" Oh my god go back to Baby School you fucking failure
May 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
once in a while I will have a conversation w/ a stranger at a convention or suchlike, & afterward a bystander will say, "that person was clearly attracted to you." lol imagine being attracted to a machine that makes words. the machine neither notices nor cares. but perhaps that is part of the appeal
April 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If you attended #Norwescon this past weekend and found or are in possession of this critter, please message me. A dear friend misplaced it and misses it terribly.
April 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
[pounding on the door] YOU BETTER NOT BE IN THERE MAKING WEIRD MINIMALIST SHIT IN KIDPIX

me:
February 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Someone at writing group the other night described KidPix as what might happen if MSPaint were designed by Andrew Lloyd Weber during his period of doing so much cocaine that he wrote an erotic musical about trains, and this is now a truth that lives in my heart
June 12, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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I was raised on these streets
February 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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I finally watched Deadpool/Wolverine and I… get it now…

But why does every fic I read have them kiss first and have a discussion about their feelings, please I BEG, they are toxic af, it’s okay to write about messy shit!! Please!!! Leave the mask ON!!!! They can kiss LATER when they get MARRIED!!
January 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Considering a career pivot to catholic priest.

Pros:
- sympathetic to problems of others
- no matter how lonely I get I never molest anyone
- priest like build and bone structure

Cons:
- don’t believe in god
- priests probably shouldn’t be addicted to magic the gathering
December 16, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control
December 17, 2024 at 10:07 AM
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The purpose of art is to reveal the horror of existence in a way that makes everyone horny
November 29, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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Censorship crackdowns for NSFW artists are not going away. You can host your own site for free with neocities.org and you can even find free themes by other users on there. The TOS states NSFW is accepted, and I love using it for personal use. Check it out! ⭐️
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November 7, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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im working on a tarot expansion pack with some new characters (the thot, the weird guy, etc) and even a whole new ‘computer’ suit (knight of computers)
November 23, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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The part of your brain that creates is different from the part of your brain that interprets and edits, so when you edit while you write, you knock yourself out of your groove.

Write fearlessly then edit judiciously later, preferably with a break in between to gain perspective on the work.
November 16, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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Video games need a "We noticed you stopped playing this game six months ago but have picked it up again today. Here's a quick tutorial of all the basic controls you forgot and need to know in order to keep playing the game from this current point" feature
October 24, 2024 at 7:09 PM
If you see this, post pics taken in the mountains

Foothills of the Cascades, a few minutes before the Tsuchinshan-ATLAS comet became visible
October 31, 2024 at 4:28 AM