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Benwell Lad
@benwell-lad.bsky.social
Geordie. Northern England. NUFC. Atheist. Veteran. Engineer. Travelling. Techy. Bit sweary. Low tolerance threshold for doylems.
I can't tell you how happy the #rat and #LFC going into freefall makes me. #karma #NUFC
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This Halloween costume is most excellent. 🤣 #NUFC #LFC
October 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
None of that Aunt Bessie's muck here! #homemade #sundayroast
October 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Always been Man Of The Match, not Player Of The Match. Bloody nonsense. Anyhow, well played Mr. Gordon! #NUFC
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Karma's a bitch. #rat #NUFC
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
In a shopping centre in Singapore, you don't get these running through the red mall at the metro!
October 2, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Sooooo, Singapore is quite pretty, and there's F1 here this week too 🤩
September 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Am not overly enamoured with the look of the Premier League table right now. Come on Forest ffs. 🤣 #NUFC #SAFC #NFFC
September 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Get in lad !!!!! #NUFC #NEWWOL
September 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
As a team that have benefitted to the tune of over £50 million of Saudi cash in just these 2 transactions alone, (which has also undoubtedly helped pay for some of your current squad) I'm not really sure you have any moral high ground to climb. Are you being hypocritical or just stupidly naive?
September 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Sorted. (NOT photoshopped) #rat #NUFC
September 3, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Well said #WorFlags.
#NUFC
September 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
£130m on Isak, £115m on Wirtz, £79m on Ekitike, £40m on Kerkez, £29m on Frimpong and £26m on Leoni.

That's £419 million!!

I'm more annoyed at PSR than losing the slimey greedy rat, and a bit irked he hasn't gone abroad, but, we are where we are. #NUFC
September 1, 2025 at 8:11 AM
@NCL_Uncovered on X 🤣😅😂
#NUFC
August 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Dropping soon. #NUFC
August 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Our #championsleague opponents. Dates released on Saturday. #NUFC #cantfindmanchesterunited
August 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
August 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
😂😅😂😅🤣😂😅🤣
#NUFC #SAFC
August 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
August 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Soooooop... keep it like this, or take his name off? Glad it's last seasons and not this. (I got Elanga on this seasons, as it's a reasonable supposition he's staying, haha) #NUFC
August 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Alexander Isak turning up for training yesterday. #nufc

Pinched off Facebook, but funny !
August 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Some people have too much time on their hands 🤣😅😂 #NUFC
July 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
🤣😅😂 #NUFC
July 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
But not Isak? 😬 #NUFC
July 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM