He looks like a dejected cabbage

I think he genuinely believes this stuff. He forgets he’s traditionally enemy #1 for his own audience

I agree with this as long as one caveat applies: this will be the new normal. Democrats will stop things from getting worse but are not equipped to make things better

‘No longer’ is doing a lot of work here

We don’t use that word anymore

I’m wearing my trousers at half mast

Socialism tbh

I hope she pees on them and they have to go to the cleaners on their own

Which seems insane. But historically this is all 100% predictable and the right move is to split immediately. I guess we’ll be cutting it close instead

(Leans forward, rests elbows on knees)
We moved to France before the election. Had to return for a spell. I’ve been in the U.S. for about 5 weeks. It’s a nonstop panic attack.
When we go back to France, we have at least two friends joining us. The question is when won’t we be allowed to leave

I might do that, but only to be irritating

He dislikes Pink Flamingos and regards it as little more than a remake of Multiple Maniacs

Interesting design choice to put ‘left’ at the summits. Makes it look like it’s beating the right every time

Not when it happens. You think “okay metric I guess? So…a kilo? No, half a kilo?” Then you try to do kilos into pounds and break into a flop sweat

AIPAC. Just put it in the headline

We don’t know that. Due process still exists in some scattered corners of the nation

I admit even my ironclad cynicism wasn’t prepared for this. They literally never put up a fight at all.

I've seen a couple of mine. Made me a fervent believer