Onewisebensmom33
@bensmom33.bsky.social
Mom, wife, volunteer, retired attorney, life-long Mets fan, RWRB fan fic writer, BA in History, Masters in Sarcasm.
Intellectual on the streets, clown in the skeets.
Intellectual on the streets, clown in the skeets.
Since no one else is guessing, I can reveal that the box contained a fishing pole.
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Since no one else is guessing, I can reveal that the box contained a fishing pole.
Just in case anyone is still looking for holiday gifts, this exists for some reason:
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just in case anyone is still looking for holiday gifts, this exists for some reason:
My husband told me this was the best stuffing he ever had in his life which means I have officially Citizen Kaned myself for future Thanksgiving dinners.
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My husband told me this was the best stuffing he ever had in his life which means I have officially Citizen Kaned myself for future Thanksgiving dinners.
Friends, you know what we have to do:
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Friends, you know what we have to do:
Ok folks, today in failed logistics, please sub your guesses as to what was shipped in this box:
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Ok folks, today in failed logistics, please sub your guesses as to what was shipped in this box:
Welp, Mr. Turkey made it exactly 10 minutes this year before my cat tried to eat him. See you next year!
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Welp, Mr. Turkey made it exactly 10 minutes this year before my cat tried to eat him. See you next year!
Just realized I didn't have a proper container to transport the gravy so I had to improvise.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Just realized I didn't have a proper container to transport the gravy so I had to improvise.
Bernice did good.
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Bernice did good.
Just had to set up a visit from the tooth fairy.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Just had to set up a visit from the tooth fairy.
Counting gay sheep to fall asleep is very different than counting other sheep because they don't jump over fences they flounce.
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Counting gay sheep to fall asleep is very different than counting other sheep because they don't jump over fences they flounce.
Editor: Did you get that Thomas Jefferson picture for bicentennial cover?
Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What?
Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What?
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Editor: Did you get that Thomas Jefferson picture for bicentennial cover?
Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What?
Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What?
Hey AI, can you make me a picture of a cat that looks like someone slipped some bath salts into his dry food?
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hey AI, can you make me a picture of a cat that looks like someone slipped some bath salts into his dry food?
I will never comment on the commercialization of Christmas again.
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I will never comment on the commercialization of Christmas again.
This is Bernice. She will be staying with us, receive a massage of oils and herbs and be cooked and eaten like most guests at our home.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This is Bernice. She will be staying with us, receive a massage of oils and herbs and be cooked and eaten like most guests at our home.
If only there was a chart which shows this is complete BS. Oh wait there is:
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
If only there was a chart which shows this is complete BS. Oh wait there is:
This perfectly encapsulates the evolution of my son from ages 5-14.
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This perfectly encapsulates the evolution of my son from ages 5-14.
I have 2 friends staying with me for the next couple of weeks. Say hello to Jimmy and Mark, my puppets for our annual puppet show that is part of our elementary school program that teaches empathy for those with physical and learning differences.
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I have 2 friends staying with me for the next couple of weeks. Say hello to Jimmy and Mark, my puppets for our annual puppet show that is part of our elementary school program that teaches empathy for those with physical and learning differences.
Ok but why did I pay almost 3 times as much for the zip up hoodie on the right?
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Ok but why did I pay almost 3 times as much for the zip up hoodie on the right?
Deer Update #4: I finally got to my mailbox and apparently irony was my mailwoman today.
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Deer Update #4: I finally got to my mailbox and apparently irony was my mailwoman today.
Mr. Whiskers appreciates everyone's concerns while he recovers from his traumatic morning.
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Mr. Whiskers appreciates everyone's concerns while he recovers from his traumatic morning.