Ben Schrank
@benschrank.bsky.social
Dad, husband, choreographer. Huge fan of the Badgers, Brewers, Packers, and Bucks. Also here for stock market stuff.
@megancnbc.bsky.social is an absolute legend, for so many reasons, and now THIS?! Hell yeah girl! Keep it up!
May 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
@megancnbc.bsky.social is an absolute legend, for so many reasons, and now THIS?! Hell yeah girl! Keep it up!
Caroline Leavitt gives Jo from Mythic Quest vibes.
April 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Caroline Leavitt gives Jo from Mythic Quest vibes.
Started my position in $SVOL during this shit show. When the VIX is ~60 (ATLs for SVOL), I buy. Thinking of it as kind of a savings account that pays 22% interest. With the ability to shoot higher easily without any tie to a single company or sector. It’s my hedge against this admin. #CNBC
April 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Started my position in $SVOL during this shit show. When the VIX is ~60 (ATLs for SVOL), I buy. Thinking of it as kind of a savings account that pays 22% interest. With the ability to shoot higher easily without any tie to a single company or sector. It’s my hedge against this admin. #CNBC
I might have to mute “Trump”. I came here to NOT know what’s going on.
January 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I might have to mute “Trump”. I came here to NOT know what’s going on.
I’m just trying to watch the Wheel and news break: President Dipshit did something stupid. 4 more years of this? Ugh.
January 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’m just trying to watch the Wheel and news break: President Dipshit did something stupid. 4 more years of this? Ugh.
Listening to @berthacoombs.bsky.social fire through this list of nonsensical drug names without missing a beat… 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
January 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Listening to @berthacoombs.bsky.social fire through this list of nonsensical drug names without missing a beat… 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Why did it have to be *that* former President?
December 30, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Why did it have to be *that* former President?
Bought 2 pairs of cargo pants today. Stoked they’re back in style. The first time around (high school) I didn’t have shit to carry.
December 29, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Bought 2 pairs of cargo pants today. Stoked they’re back in style. The first time around (high school) I didn’t have shit to carry.
I’m the guy on the lazy river thinking “OMG GOOOOOOOOO!!!”
December 29, 2024 at 12:57 AM
I’m the guy on the lazy river thinking “OMG GOOOOOOOOO!!!”
I just went into 5 Below for the first time AND my kid was with me. Talk about feeling like a baller. “Of course you can get both unicorn games!” “Are you sure we’re getting enough candy?!” Liberating!
December 28, 2024 at 7:10 PM
I just went into 5 Below for the first time AND my kid was with me. Talk about feeling like a baller. “Of course you can get both unicorn games!” “Are you sure we’re getting enough candy?!” Liberating!
The Chiefs are corny as hell
December 25, 2024 at 10:15 PM
The Chiefs are corny as hell
The thing about Fritos is… no crumbs.
December 21, 2024 at 6:37 PM
The thing about Fritos is… no crumbs.
“…it’s one of the worst stocks I’ve ever owned.” - @downtownjoshbrown.bsky.social
The honesty on both sides is why I listen to him.
The honesty on both sides is why I listen to him.
December 19, 2024 at 5:52 PM
“…it’s one of the worst stocks I’ve ever owned.” - @downtownjoshbrown.bsky.social
The honesty on both sides is why I listen to him.
The honesty on both sides is why I listen to him.
Reposted by Ben Schrank
The Milwaukee Bucks are the 2024 NBA Cup champions 🏆
December 18, 2024 at 4:02 AM
The Milwaukee Bucks are the 2024 NBA Cup champions 🏆
Obama is our last President to give non-cringe speeches.
December 17, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Obama is our last President to give non-cringe speeches.
Just shoot down a few and apologize later. Circuit City gift card or something.
December 15, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Just shoot down a few and apologize later. Circuit City gift card or something.
It is endlessly funny to me that the new department of efficiency is led by two co-managers. Jo from Sabre would never allow this!
December 9, 2024 at 3:25 PM
It is endlessly funny to me that the new department of efficiency is led by two co-managers. Jo from Sabre would never allow this!
Shut up about Die Hard. Watch it whenever you want. Or don’t. It’s a great movie, but shut up.
December 9, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Shut up about Die Hard. Watch it whenever you want. Or don’t. It’s a great movie, but shut up.
Can we all agree to walk just a little faster? Please.
December 8, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Can we all agree to walk just a little faster? Please.