Ben 🏳️🌈
@benrattigan.com
Invest in the North East, Invest in public transport, Abolish the Treasury, vote Green, dump Margaret Thatchers rotting corpse in a landfill.
Cyber Security bore.
📍 Hartlepool, The hellhole that is the UK currently.
🖖🏳️🌈🕹️💻🚝 🐶 🌳 he/him
Cyber Security bore.
📍 Hartlepool, The hellhole that is the UK currently.
🖖🏳️🌈🕹️💻🚝 🐶 🌳 he/him
Didn’t even know there was a cricket ground at Old Trafford but then I know absolutely zero about cricket.
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Didn’t even know there was a cricket ground at Old Trafford but then I know absolutely zero about cricket.
Works Christmas do tonight! Apologies in advance to all of Greater Manchester.
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Works Christmas do tonight! Apologies in advance to all of Greater Manchester.
Hate to ask a stupid question but this massive thing is currently anchored off the coast but how do you get a ship registered to Luxembourg?
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Hate to ask a stupid question but this massive thing is currently anchored off the coast but how do you get a ship registered to Luxembourg?
Massive houses that won’t be subject to the mansion tax are as follows…..
Please stop crying and pay your tax.
Please stop crying and pay your tax.
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Massive houses that won’t be subject to the mansion tax are as follows…..
Please stop crying and pay your tax.
Please stop crying and pay your tax.
Apple’s voice transcriptions are just great. 👍
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Apple’s voice transcriptions are just great. 👍
Ah the “new hospital”.
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Ah the “new hospital”.
Houchen’s plans for trackless trams err buses, err trams, tram buses, bus trams, shoe cake, cakey shoe, bus like a tram.
It November mate, just saying.
It November mate, just saying.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Houchen’s plans for trackless trams err buses, err trams, tram buses, bus trams, shoe cake, cakey shoe, bus like a tram.
It November mate, just saying.
It November mate, just saying.
Make sure you’re all ready for the exciting public transport infrastructure announcements.
“Today I can confirm a 5 year funding settlement to provide a new bus stop in Melton under Fogwater.”
“Today I can confirm a 5 year funding settlement to provide a new bus stop in Melton under Fogwater.”
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Make sure you’re all ready for the exciting public transport infrastructure announcements.
“Today I can confirm a 5 year funding settlement to provide a new bus stop in Melton under Fogwater.”
“Today I can confirm a 5 year funding settlement to provide a new bus stop in Melton under Fogwater.”
Enjoy your Latte tax you fuckers! Mammas found a loophole.
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Enjoy your Latte tax you fuckers! Mammas found a loophole.
Royal Society for the Protection of Northerners.
November 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Royal Society for the Protection of Northerners.
Me at 19, smoking was fun and all those Focus points meant my lungs paid a cheap set of screwdrivers.
I think this was after a long night at Cruz 101.
I can only apologise for that atrocious sofa in the background.
I think this was after a long night at Cruz 101.
I can only apologise for that atrocious sofa in the background.
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Me at 19, smoking was fun and all those Focus points meant my lungs paid a cheap set of screwdrivers.
I think this was after a long night at Cruz 101.
I can only apologise for that atrocious sofa in the background.
I think this was after a long night at Cruz 101.
I can only apologise for that atrocious sofa in the background.
Honestly this report literally has zero purpose.
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Honestly this report literally has zero purpose.
How I look reading your posts.
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
How I look reading your posts.
My son just told me he bumped into Paul Merson.
Me: you mean Merton?
Lewis: who’s Paul Merton? and sends picture.
Me: I don’t know who this is.
Lewis: sends long complicated response about football.
Me: boring!
Me: you mean Merton?
Lewis: who’s Paul Merton? and sends picture.
Me: I don’t know who this is.
Lewis: sends long complicated response about football.
Me: boring!
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My son just told me he bumped into Paul Merson.
Me: you mean Merton?
Lewis: who’s Paul Merton? and sends picture.
Me: I don’t know who this is.
Lewis: sends long complicated response about football.
Me: boring!
Me: you mean Merton?
Lewis: who’s Paul Merton? and sends picture.
Me: I don’t know who this is.
Lewis: sends long complicated response about football.
Me: boring!
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Jim?
Yes Spock
I understand now why the Klingon Empire abandoned their occupation.
Yes Spock
I understand now why the Klingon Empire abandoned their occupation.
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Jim?
Yes Spock
I understand now why the Klingon Empire abandoned their occupation.
Yes Spock
I understand now why the Klingon Empire abandoned their occupation.
Just seen an very pro Morrisey account.
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Just seen an very pro Morrisey account.
I see that monstrous rapist, paedophile and former Big Brother contestant is trending.
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I see that monstrous rapist, paedophile and former Big Brother contestant is trending.