Ben Noonan
@bennoonan.bsky.social
I write a lot of dumb stuff about soccer!
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Urbanpitch.com
Subscribe at smorpassning.substack.com
RBNY 🇺🇸
Arsenal 🏴
CA Independiente 🇦🇷
Triples makes it safe
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Triples makes it safe
No Americans? Ooooookay
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
No Americans? Ooooookay
THIS IS MLS ERASURE
October 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
THIS IS MLS ERASURE
I don’t know if you’re allowed to do that…
October 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I don’t know if you’re allowed to do that…
You want a player with a bug nickname, for sure
October 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
You want a player with a bug nickname, for sure
But you can actually see the NYC skyline from around there
October 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
But you can actually see the NYC skyline from around there
Rory with his trademark “thinly veiled contempt for Arsenal!”
October 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Rory with his trademark “thinly veiled contempt for Arsenal!”
That’s where you’re wrong
October 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
That’s where you’re wrong
What a sad little dweeb you are, man
October 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
What a sad little dweeb you are, man
I hope he got up and made a circular “all ball” motion with his hands
October 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I hope he got up and made a circular “all ball” motion with his hands
Rory is so transparently bitter at Arsenal having won and Liverpool having lost 😂
September 30, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Rory is so transparently bitter at Arsenal having won and Liverpool having lost 😂