Ben Noonan
@bennoonan.bsky.social
I write a lot of dumb stuff about soccer!
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RBNY 🇺🇸
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CA Independiente 🇦🇷
Urbanpitch.com
Subscribe at smorpassning.substack.com
RBNY 🇺🇸
Arsenal 🏴
CA Independiente 🇦🇷
October 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Rodrigo de Paul RN #InterMiami #MLS
September 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Rodrigo de Paul RN #InterMiami #MLS
Me, desperate for the last four years for Lucho Acosta to play for the USMNT:
August 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Me, desperate for the last four years for Lucho Acosta to play for the USMNT:
@kenjennings.bsky.social my six year old, world’s biggest Jeopardy! fan, wants to know “wait, why is his hair brown? His hair is usually white!” and now he wants an explanation.
(Book is awesome, btw)
(Book is awesome, btw)
July 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
@kenjennings.bsky.social my six year old, world’s biggest Jeopardy! fan, wants to know “wait, why is his hair brown? His hair is usually white!” and now he wants an explanation.
(Book is awesome, btw)
(Book is awesome, btw)
Guys what the fuck happened
July 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Guys what the fuck happened
While I’m consistently enraged by FIFA’s avarice and race to the bottom mentality, this is also me when I think about the men’s and women’s club world cups:
June 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
While I’m consistently enraged by FIFA’s avarice and race to the bottom mentality, this is also me when I think about the men’s and women’s club world cups:
Went to the local soccer bar for Boca/River but the kiddo had more fun shelling peanuts for me
April 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Went to the local soccer bar for Boca/River but the kiddo had more fun shelling peanuts for me
Oh god the Athletic is doing a Keith Raniere
April 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Oh god the Athletic is doing a Keith Raniere
THERE I FIXED IT. MR. POCHETTINO YOU ARE WELCOME
March 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
THERE I FIXED IT. MR. POCHETTINO YOU ARE WELCOME
If they sign one of these guys they can really lean into this
March 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If they sign one of these guys they can really lean into this
Sundays are for joda
March 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Sundays are for joda
Seeing that away shirt abomination has me like
February 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Seeing that away shirt abomination has me like
This will be the Dad-Joke SUPER BOWL
February 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This will be the Dad-Joke SUPER BOWL
Are you a 28 year old Croatian midfielder for Lazio? Because you
February 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Are you a 28 year old Croatian midfielder for Lazio? Because you
Me admiring my neighbor’s telescope
February 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Me admiring my neighbor’s telescope
Who’s your favorite team? Mine is “Argentinean Corn Mountain”
January 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Who’s your favorite team? Mine is “Argentinean Corn Mountain”
Buenos Aires is flexing too hard here
December 29, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Buenos Aires is flexing too hard here
