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Benno
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I got kicked out of Ravenna. Had to move to the lagoon and build a more equitable society.
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"... and the onion was THIS BIG..."
tone abet hold hands THIS FAR look very keen
October 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Did you see this stone cold bargain in yesterday's Sizzle?
September 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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September 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Australian Nationalist Propaganda.
Screenshot of a comment in which the poster is complaining that Bluey is "Australian nationalist propaganda" and shouldn't be made.
September 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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If these two told me they'd seen me across the billiard room and really dug my vibe, the word "maybe" would cease to exist.
A still from the 100% stone cold banger of a film "Clue" from 1985 in which Lesley Ann Warren (as Miss Scarlet) and Tim Curry (as Wadsworth, the Butler, who Buttles) look, quite frankly, smoking hot.
August 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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I am writing words today. Words that are going into a talk. A talk called Skill Issue that I'm going to be presenting at @pyconau.bsky.social!

You can also get 10% off a ticket using this URL: pretix.eu/pyconau/2025...
A graphic announcing that my talk "Skill Issue" will be at PyCon AU 2025.
July 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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May 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I FOUND MATT CANAVAN'S MUSIC VIDEO AND YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS

(ping @pollytics.bsky.social especially)
May 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Tim Wilson, back to being the Member for Goldstein, standing in front of a crowd of supporters looking... well he'd probably say "determined" but I'd say "miffed". Captions have been placed over the image. Top left we have "IS IT ME?" and then along the bottom we have "NO, IT"S THE PARTY ROOM THAT IS WRONG".
May 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Yo dawg I heard you like prepoll so I put prepoll in your prepoll so you can prepoll while you prepoll...

(Not my work, but that of an Anonymous Admirer of Antony).
May 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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A still from The Empire Strikes Back where Vader is reaching out to Luke. A caption has been added that reads "MY STEPS MY WAY, FRAN".
May 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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My fellow Australians, today we gather to remember.

Less we forget.

10 years ago today.
The one, the only, Woolworths "Fresh In Our Memories" ad.
April 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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The Dan Andrews on the phone in China meme. The text reads “Yeah, do it just after JD leaves…”
April 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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The Epic Handshake meme. One arm is labelled "The Left", the other is labelled "Tones Abet". The handshake is labelled "Albo is no Whitlam".
April 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Missed an R there. #auspol
Screenshot from Sky News showing a chyron reading "LIBERAL PICK DUMPED OVER GENDER STANCE".
April 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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A screenshot of the Looney Tunes cartoon in which Wile E. Coyote, in a battle with Bugs Bunny, declares himself to be a Super Genius and displays a business card to that effect which also contains the text "Have Brain" and "Will Travel". The name on this version has been changed to Elon R. Musk.
April 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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DO YOUR RESEARCH PEOPLE
A screenshot of the Australian National Broadband Network network outage page. It is telling me there's an unscheduled outage in my area, and also that the NBN in observing the caretaker conventions relating to the upcoming Federal election. These facts are highlighted and a message has been written across the screenshot saying "COINCIDENCE????????".
March 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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March 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Ms. 11’s Minecraft axolotl birthday cake.
A cake designed to look like an axolotl from Minecraft.
March 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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March 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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I 100% agree that we need less hate in the world.
An advertising billboard currently containing several posters for the Drake and PartyNextDoor album "Some Sexy Songs 4 U". Someone has spray painted the message "HATE TRUMP EAT SHIT!!!" over it in red. The same billboard as the previous photo but the spray painted word "HATE" has been removed, amending the original message to be "TRUMP EAT SHIT!!!".
March 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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The stage is set.
The stage at a concert. There is a large crowd in front of the stage, which is lit green. The band is not yet on stage but what is on stage is an enormous inflatable duck.
February 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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🎶 I hope that someone gets my… I hope that someone gets my… I hope that someone gets my…
A yellow axolotl.
February 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I want to see @kenwhite.bsky.social and Josh talk about this on Serious Trouble.
A social media post from "SargeDebian" that reads: In the Netherlands, our local version of the Onion (De Speld) has sent a subpoena to the minister of Asylum and Immigration, explaining that in summary her idiotic behavior is making it difficult for readers to distinguish satire and factual reporting, and this means the government is in unlawful competition with a private enterprise.
February 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Channel 7 demonstrating excellence* in closed captioning.
A TV showing Kendrick Lamar’s half-time performance at the Super Bowl, as broadcast in Australia on Channel 7. There is a closed caption on the screen that simply says “(RAPPING)”. Hope you didn’t care about the lyrics of a Kendrick show or anything.
February 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM