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Bennie Redmile
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The Benniest.
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When the snow kicks in, I like to head out to the pasture for a brisk walk with my dogs, Toxicology and Pharmacology.
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I may be a swamp yankee, but I have impeccable taste
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I survive on saltines, old Jolly Ranchers from my pockets and reposts from: @saltymactavish.bsky.social
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December 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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We deck our halls with boughs of holly primarily as a defense against lions and other predators
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I’m a lifelong learner. Just this morning at the bus stop I learned that J.D. loves Smitty and that Jason sucks ass.
December 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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This is the funniest opening line from someone witnessing a shooting that I've seen in forever. A perfect interview all around, honestly

www.instagram.com/reel/DRoHVrA...
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Carol of the Bells, Dave of the Tinnitus
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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just this second learning about (and reading up on) the Public Universal Friend, whose birthday is today
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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That piece of dead end road where my father parked his 1970 Impala to commit suicide no longer exists.
The embankment was cut back years ago for an entrance ramp to I-81.
Sometimes when driving home I imagine the car floating above the road surrounded by darkness.
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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(1902, Wuppertal, Germany.) Another era, very stylish. The still-functioning oldest suspended monorail in the world.
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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The irony is rich.
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Things started to go downhill when Dunkin’ stopped making the Bismark.
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Victoria Bitchola

Canada, Prairie Provinces, Census, 1926
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Maybe the current president just thought he was signing on to protect the physical Constitution, not its meaning.

“Hell, I can do THAT. I own the police and the military…”
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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A turducken,

but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.
February 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
NY Times: “Americans Cannot Pretend to be Surprised by Trump”

Americans: “Oh, honey, we can pretend to be surprised by ANYTHING.”
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’m a connoisseur of great food traditions from around the globe, like shelf stability, blemish-free produce, and uniform coloration.
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Children of the famous, an AI overview.

The example of Chagatai Kahn, Gengis Kahn’s second male child, is a good one. Forever in the shadow of his father, he produced likable, melodic pop that, under different circumstances might have been more fairly judged. The Julian Lennon of the Mongol Empire.
മനശ്ശാസ്ത്രം, മാനസികാരോഗ്യം, മനോരോഗങ്ങള്‍ എന്നിവയെപ്പറ്റിയുള്ള ലേഖനങ്ങള്‍ - www.mind.in
mind.in
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Excerpt from Patreon monthly livestream workshop
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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I just came up with a new name for my fantasy football team. Thanks Bennie!
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Don’t even get me started about Randy Moss
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Having expanded infinitely across bed, couch, and kitchen this morning, I’m beginning to think I will reach maximum entropy this weekend.
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM