bennet is fine
@bennetisfine.bsky.social
(He/him) Translator & game designer. Will randomly follow fellow translators.
Precept Four: Forget Your Past
The past is painful, and thinking about your past can only bring you misery. Think about something else instead, such as the future, or some food.
Precept Four: Forget Your Past
The past is painful, and thinking about your past can only bring you misery. Think about something else instead, such as the future, or some food.
Guys, oh my god, Five More Minutes is the coolest roguelike deckbuilder! It's on Kickstarter and has an excellent demo! The thumbnail depicts something that actually happened.
youtu.be/HLTXbFaYgzk
youtu.be/HLTXbFaYgzk
PEAK Deckbuilding needs your help! Five More Minutes Demo
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November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Guys, oh my god, Five More Minutes is the coolest roguelike deckbuilder! It's on Kickstarter and has an excellent demo! The thumbnail depicts something that actually happened.
youtu.be/HLTXbFaYgzk
youtu.be/HLTXbFaYgzk
That is definitely an all-time top 10 way of putting it.
having ADHD is like having the most powerful ult in the game but it has a 60% chance of going off when you don't need it, and the cooldown is a random value between 10 seconds and 1 year
November 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
That is definitely an all-time top 10 way of putting it.
You can absolutely play Jackbox with your parents, especially if they're the funniest fucking people in the world.
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
You can absolutely play Jackbox with your parents, especially if they're the funniest fucking people in the world.
I unironically appreciate Canadian sports enjoyers for putting tags in their posts that I can mute.
There are too many posts that I start reading quizzically, having no idea what they are talking about until I figure it out and am hit with the
There are too many posts that I start reading quizzically, having no idea what they are talking about until I figure it out and am hit with the
a picture of a cartoon character with the words wait written above him
Alt: The Pharaoh from YuGiOh! (Abridged, specifically) saying: Wait! I seem to have stopped caring.
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October 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I unironically appreciate Canadian sports enjoyers for putting tags in their posts that I can mute.
There are too many posts that I start reading quizzically, having no idea what they are talking about until I figure it out and am hit with the
There are too many posts that I start reading quizzically, having no idea what they are talking about until I figure it out and am hit with the
Today, I learned the original name of Fräulein Knüppelkuh.
Maybe it's the nostalgia speaking, but Knüppelkuh mogs Trunchbull any day of the week.
Maybe it's the nostalgia speaking, but Knüppelkuh mogs Trunchbull any day of the week.
I often think about this quote from one of my favorite books, Matilda: “He simply wouldn’t believe you. Your story would sound too ridiculous to be believed. And that is the Trunchbull’s great secret. Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog.
October 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Today, I learned the original name of Fräulein Knüppelkuh.
Maybe it's the nostalgia speaking, but Knüppelkuh mogs Trunchbull any day of the week.
Maybe it's the nostalgia speaking, but Knüppelkuh mogs Trunchbull any day of the week.
I have an extra GOG code for Fallout New Vegas Ultimate Edition. It's a great game, you should grab it if you're interested:
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October 17, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I have an extra GOG code for Fallout New Vegas Ultimate Edition. It's a great game, you should grab it if you're interested:
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Can't say what it is, but I'm working on the localization of a completely serious Fantasy RPG right now, and there's a debuffing spell that causes a real-world life-threatening illness, and that is just incredibly funny to me.
"I upcast Ray of Measles on the orc chief!"
"I upcast Ray of Measles on the orc chief!"
October 16, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Can't say what it is, but I'm working on the localization of a completely serious Fantasy RPG right now, and there's a debuffing spell that causes a real-world life-threatening illness, and that is just incredibly funny to me.
"I upcast Ray of Measles on the orc chief!"
"I upcast Ray of Measles on the orc chief!"
Alphabetically sorted dialogue strings
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 14, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Alphabetically sorted dialogue strings
I never actually knew who Oskar Schindler was. I knew he was a notable person in the 3rd Reich.
Naturally, I assumed the worst.
Turns out, he saved 1200 jews by manipulating nazis.
German history classes rightfully center on the horrors, but people like Schindler should be taught about, too.
Naturally, I assumed the worst.
Turns out, he saved 1200 jews by manipulating nazis.
German history classes rightfully center on the horrors, but people like Schindler should be taught about, too.
Oskar Schindler - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I never actually knew who Oskar Schindler was. I knew he was a notable person in the 3rd Reich.
Naturally, I assumed the worst.
Turns out, he saved 1200 jews by manipulating nazis.
German history classes rightfully center on the horrors, but people like Schindler should be taught about, too.
Naturally, I assumed the worst.
Turns out, he saved 1200 jews by manipulating nazis.
German history classes rightfully center on the horrors, but people like Schindler should be taught about, too.
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If you can't come out right now, please don't hate yourself.
One day, the meaning of labels will disappear.
Please love yourself as you are.
The one who can cherish yourself the most is yourself.
Because that is your strength and beauty.
Chiitan loves you
One day, the meaning of labels will disappear.
Please love yourself as you are.
The one who can cherish yourself the most is yourself.
Because that is your strength and beauty.
Chiitan loves you
October 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
If you can't come out right now, please don't hate yourself.
One day, the meaning of labels will disappear.
Please love yourself as you are.
The one who can cherish yourself the most is yourself.
Because that is your strength and beauty.
Chiitan loves you
One day, the meaning of labels will disappear.
Please love yourself as you are.
The one who can cherish yourself the most is yourself.
Because that is your strength and beauty.
Chiitan loves you
ADHD brains + internet access is a powerful combination
"Oh, what was that song that that TV channel used in a sizzle real for that weeks program 20 years ago that I really liked? Something Something rock & roll queen?"
It's fun to have access to that stuff nowadays.
youtu.be/lLZvJ_rtZO8?...
"Oh, what was that song that that TV channel used in a sizzle real for that weeks program 20 years ago that I really liked? Something Something rock & roll queen?"
It's fun to have access to that stuff nowadays.
youtu.be/lLZvJ_rtZO8?...
youtu.be
October 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
ADHD brains + internet access is a powerful combination
"Oh, what was that song that that TV channel used in a sizzle real for that weeks program 20 years ago that I really liked? Something Something rock & roll queen?"
It's fun to have access to that stuff nowadays.
youtu.be/lLZvJ_rtZO8?...
"Oh, what was that song that that TV channel used in a sizzle real for that weeks program 20 years ago that I really liked? Something Something rock & roll queen?"
It's fun to have access to that stuff nowadays.
youtu.be/lLZvJ_rtZO8?...
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Reposted by bennet is fine
Dieses Thema liegt mir am Herzen. Bitte hier unterzeichnen: weact.campact.de/petitions/ch...
Chatkontrolle stoppen!
Die EU-Kommission will Messenger-Dienste wie WhatsApp und Signal zwingen, alle privaten Nachrichten und Fotos in Echtzeit zu scannen. Angeblich zum Kinderschutz. In Wahrheit bedeutet die Chatkontrolle...
weact.campact.de
October 7, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Dieses Thema liegt mir am Herzen. Bitte hier unterzeichnen: weact.campact.de/petitions/ch...
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[YTP] Eggseth and Tump declare war on the U.S. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq69...
[YTP] Eggseth and Tump declare war on the U.S.
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October 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
[YTP] Eggseth and Tump declare war on the U.S. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq69...
Forgot to share this here.
I unboxed the Beyond Good & Evil 20th Anniversary Edition Collector's Edition by Limited Run. What a mouthful.
I'm actually kinda proud of some of the terrible jokes I came up with on the fly.
youtu.be/z8dS7w9QqOM?...
I unboxed the Beyond Good & Evil 20th Anniversary Edition Collector's Edition by Limited Run. What a mouthful.
I'm actually kinda proud of some of the terrible jokes I came up with on the fly.
youtu.be/z8dS7w9QqOM?...
Don't Unbox Beyond Good & Evil Collector's Edition at 3pm
YouTube video by bennet is fine
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October 4, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Forgot to share this here.
I unboxed the Beyond Good & Evil 20th Anniversary Edition Collector's Edition by Limited Run. What a mouthful.
I'm actually kinda proud of some of the terrible jokes I came up with on the fly.
youtu.be/z8dS7w9QqOM?...
I unboxed the Beyond Good & Evil 20th Anniversary Edition Collector's Edition by Limited Run. What a mouthful.
I'm actually kinda proud of some of the terrible jokes I came up with on the fly.
youtu.be/z8dS7w9QqOM?...
Since I'm not going/allowed back to the US until orange Hitler is dead anyway, I can say that if I met the guy, I'd spit on his shoes at the very least.
October 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Since I'm not going/allowed back to the US until orange Hitler is dead anyway, I can say that if I met the guy, I'd spit on his shoes at the very least.
Happy #InternationalTranslationDay to all!
I edited for an AI translated game with cute anthropomorphic animals.
The sentence "The kids loved playing with his tail." was translated word for word into German. "Schwanz" (tail) also means penis.
Get a human translator before disaster strikes.
I edited for an AI translated game with cute anthropomorphic animals.
The sentence "The kids loved playing with his tail." was translated word for word into German. "Schwanz" (tail) also means penis.
Get a human translator before disaster strikes.
Happy #InternationalTranslationDay! 🪶
To every translator fighting for credits, legitimacy or against AI right now: remember 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁.
Caring for the words of others while making sure everyone can enjoy & understand them fully is art, and it's beautiful.
Your craft is beautiful 🤍
To every translator fighting for credits, legitimacy or against AI right now: remember 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁.
Caring for the words of others while making sure everyone can enjoy & understand them fully is art, and it's beautiful.
Your craft is beautiful 🤍
September 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Happy #InternationalTranslationDay to all!
I edited for an AI translated game with cute anthropomorphic animals.
The sentence "The kids loved playing with his tail." was translated word for word into German. "Schwanz" (tail) also means penis.
Get a human translator before disaster strikes.
I edited for an AI translated game with cute anthropomorphic animals.
The sentence "The kids loved playing with his tail." was translated word for word into German. "Schwanz" (tail) also means penis.
Get a human translator before disaster strikes.
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if you label me antifa youre double gay
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
September 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
if you label me antifa youre double gay
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
I found this one posted without credit and fell down the @falseknees.bsky.social rabbit hole. Turns out I like these comics a lot.
September 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I found this one posted without credit and fell down the @falseknees.bsky.social rabbit hole. Turns out I like these comics a lot.
Comedy is so legal guys
Full video since YouTube removed it
September 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Comedy is so legal guys
My face when watching a video about the Steel Soul exclusive content in Silksong and noticing they are using the Fractured Mask.
September 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
My face when watching a video about the Steel Soul exclusive content in Silksong and noticing they are using the Fractured Mask.
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you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)
September 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)
So I am typing on Google Docs for a trivia night I'm running, and I swear to glob an AI assistant pops up recommending what emojis to use.
And it told me a dozen synonyms for "you", none of which were synonyms for "you".
It's getting a little silly, is my point.
And it told me a dozen synonyms for "you", none of which were synonyms for "you".
It's getting a little silly, is my point.
September 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So I am typing on Google Docs for a trivia night I'm running, and I swear to glob an AI assistant pops up recommending what emojis to use.
And it told me a dozen synonyms for "you", none of which were synonyms for "you".
It's getting a little silly, is my point.
And it told me a dozen synonyms for "you", none of which were synonyms for "you".
It's getting a little silly, is my point.
It is absolutely hysterical to me that after playing Lords of the Fallen for an hour 8 years ago, its overwhelming genericness was instantly recognizable to me from the first image on guessthe.game.
For comparison, it took me 2 images to recognize Beyond Good & Evil, a game in my Top 10 of all time.
For comparison, it took me 2 images to recognize Beyond Good & Evil, a game in my Top 10 of all time.
September 17, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It is absolutely hysterical to me that after playing Lords of the Fallen for an hour 8 years ago, its overwhelming genericness was instantly recognizable to me from the first image on guessthe.game.
For comparison, it took me 2 images to recognize Beyond Good & Evil, a game in my Top 10 of all time.
For comparison, it took me 2 images to recognize Beyond Good & Evil, a game in my Top 10 of all time.