Benj
@benjrainwrite.bsky.social
Found poetry on the Wikipedia page for button mushrooms
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Found poetry on the Wikipedia page for button mushrooms
Working from my favorite Albanian café in the neighborhood
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Working from my favorite Albanian café in the neighborhood
Okayyy I don't want to read too much into it but Zohran viewed my GOTV Instagram story.............
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Okayyy I don't want to read too much into it but Zohran viewed my GOTV Instagram story.............
He’s so real for this
November 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
He’s so real for this
One of my classes meets on Monday nights so I told work I couldn't attend a meeting later due to a "class conflict"
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
One of my classes meets on Monday nights so I told work I couldn't attend a meeting later due to a "class conflict"
Hi Benjamin, we had a chance to review your profile and it looks like you could be interested in shit from a butt
November 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hi Benjamin, we had a chance to review your profile and it looks like you could be interested in shit from a butt
Think I'm gonna make matcha overnight oats
November 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Think I'm gonna make matcha overnight oats
Lol I had one teacher in grade school who would bring up this movie ALL THE TIME
November 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Lol I had one teacher in grade school who would bring up this movie ALL THE TIME
Started befriending a classmate but then she mentioned she appreciated how this week's class wasn't so "political" (last week we discussed the cuts to USAID)
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Started befriending a classmate but then she mentioned she appreciated how this week's class wasn't so "political" (last week we discussed the cuts to USAID)
Oh? How intriguing… okay, I’ll bite…
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Oh? How intriguing… okay, I’ll bite…
Completely tangential but one fun fact is my distant cousin was a backup dancer for the Renaissance and Cowboy Carter tours and also Rihanna's halftime show (he's on Bey's right)
October 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Completely tangential but one fun fact is my distant cousin was a backup dancer for the Renaissance and Cowboy Carter tours and also Rihanna's halftime show (he's on Bey's right)
Happy Topping Tuesday to those who celebrate
October 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Happy Topping Tuesday to those who celebrate
I love the Grindr spam messages that open with “Salut” they make me feel so cosmopolitan
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I love the Grindr spam messages that open with “Salut” they make me feel so cosmopolitan
Recruitment email from a campus Marine Corps liaison???????????????????
October 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Recruitment email from a campus Marine Corps liaison???????????????????
I'm well aware that my millennial slim fit jeans age me but it would age me so much more to try (and fail) to be stylish
October 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I'm well aware that my millennial slim fit jeans age me but it would age me so much more to try (and fail) to be stylish
Okay maybe not "domesticated" but definitely "disguised himself and tried to seduce"
October 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Okay maybe not "domesticated" but definitely "disguised himself and tried to seduce"
On the train with a finance bro who has the most gorgeous long fluttering eyelashes, like basically this but in a Patagonia vest
October 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
On the train with a finance bro who has the most gorgeous long fluttering eyelashes, like basically this but in a Patagonia vest
Conversely, told a man I wouldn't be spoken to that way
October 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Conversely, told a man I wouldn't be spoken to that way
Of course, if it provides an added utility, that's a different story altogether
October 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Of course, if it provides an added utility, that's a different story altogether
"Post you from a different era" me in 400 years after I've used profane necromancy to become the dread lich Benjamin the Blasphemer :)
October 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
"Post you from a different era" me in 400 years after I've used profane necromancy to become the dread lich Benjamin the Blasphemer :)
Yeah no I mean it's frustrating for sure but I think maybe you should take a couple deep breaths man
October 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Yeah no I mean it's frustrating for sure but I think maybe you should take a couple deep breaths man
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Dear [redacted]
We greatly appreciate your loyalty and support. Your voice is valuable for us to hear so we can ensure that we provide service that best meets your needs.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4r64f74bmwarmsjqjobxii7j/bafkreibsglqj2uhz6257zq5sbs3a2t5ecf37zt4i6xpiooq6gejpzd7p7m@jpeg)
October 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Can't say how universal this experience is but every biostatistician I have interacted with has had more or less this energy
October 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Can't say how universal this experience is but every biostatistician I have interacted with has had more or less this energy
Used the "dislike" react in the group chat, no more Mr. Nice Benj
October 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Used the "dislike" react in the group chat, no more Mr. Nice Benj
Master has my pathetic tofu locked up
October 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Master has my pathetic tofu locked up