Guns don’t kill people: books kill people
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Guns don’t kill people: books kill people
Hear me out: what if we kill them and THEN declare war? We’re ahead of the game. Can probably claim victory before there’s anyone left to be outraged.
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hear me out: what if we kill them and THEN declare war? We’re ahead of the game. Can probably claim victory before there’s anyone left to be outraged.
A scion of “one of the first families of the Democratic party,” even!
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
A scion of “one of the first families of the Democratic party,” even!
Amen. I had the first issue of Weirdo when I was 13. The Subgenius pamphlets he reprinted definitely made an impression
October 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amen. I had the first issue of Weirdo when I was 13. The Subgenius pamphlets he reprinted definitely made an impression
Now I'm beginning to doubt that you're the "President" of Europe!
September 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Now I'm beginning to doubt that you're the "President" of Europe!
Maybe it’s like how they announce the selection of a pope: black garbage bags only = no new president
September 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Maybe it’s like how they announce the selection of a pope: black garbage bags only = no new president
Good morning! The cover is by Gary Panter.
August 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Good morning! The cover is by Gary Panter.
Reposted by Ben Hellmann
Seen in the wild in Portland, Oregon!
August 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Seen in the wild in Portland, Oregon!
Reposted by Ben Hellmann
I think now after every horrible thing that happens instead of advising people to pray we should all be saying “if you are religious, no matter what god you pray to, tell him to cut the shit”
August 29, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I think now after every horrible thing that happens instead of advising people to pray we should all be saying “if you are religious, no matter what god you pray to, tell him to cut the shit”
...and not even the good half
August 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
...and not even the good half
Meatloaf reference ftw
July 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Meatloaf reference ftw
Last year I passed a liquor store in Cranston, RI, with announcements in the window that he was doing a meet and greet for some ‘merkin-themed product.
That bummed me out.
That bummed me out.
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Last year I passed a liquor store in Cranston, RI, with announcements in the window that he was doing a meet and greet for some ‘merkin-themed product.
That bummed me out.
That bummed me out.
You say that like it's not the plan
July 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You say that like it's not the plan
The butterfly ballot effect, if you will
July 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The butterfly ballot effect, if you will