Ben
banner
benjbrand.bsky.social
Ben
@benjbrand.bsky.social
reluctant morning person • ABQ, NM
absolutely love it when one of the local nursing homes has one of their regular no kings protests
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i feel so seen
"Person who somehow caught a cold despite living all alone"

x.com/dailyportalz...
November 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
October 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
the first batch green chile stew of the season is practically a spiritual experience when it’s done right

and hoo boy is this a good ‘un
October 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Reposted by Ben
Over the Garden Wall (2014)
September 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Reposted by Ben
Since the #Rapture is trending.
September 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Reposted by Ben
Dudes rock
September 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Reposted by Ben
If any political group is willing to sacrifice LGBTQIA folks to get ahead they will sacrifice anyone, and I will not support them.
September 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Reposted by Ben
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
once again thinking about these earrings
September 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
five ristras of cayennes so far this year. there’s something very satisfying about seeing them all hanging, waiting to be used over the next year or two… ensuring I’ll never have to cook a bland meal
September 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Reposted by Ben
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
crappy picture, but somehow i saw a LUCID GRAVITY in ALBUQUERQUE. i didn’t even think they were being shipped to customers yet

#weirdcarbs
August 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Reposted by Ben
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
this years first “harvest”

i can’t for the life of me remember what kind of squash i planted so i have no idea if i let these get too big or not
August 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
the last couple weeks i’ve only had time to water my garden before the sun rises, so this is my first good look at it in the daylight and apparently it’s been ~thriving~
August 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Reposted by Ben
people are so desperate for a sign of cultural resistance they're posting south park clips
July 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
occasionally at estate sales and yard sales i find myself asking “does this look like something that could be in @pandershirts.com apartment?” and if the answer is yes i almost always end up buying it.

so now i have this giant pantone poster i need to find a place for at my house
July 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
channeling my inner @ptklein.com with an isotope dog supreme at isotope park
July 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
pov: you’re trying to remember when you got your last tetanus booster
June 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i saw on tiktok that you can use a fake dragonfly to keep mosquitos away. i don’t know if it works for bugs yet, but it definitely makes me feel like a fancy lady whenever i wear my sun hat
May 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Reposted by Ben
proudly using chat gpt has the same energy as earnestly wanting to be a cop
May 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
oh dang, this is GOOD
May 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
y’all my turtle finally came out of hibernation!
May 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
great spot today, cutlass supreme with the original temp tag and some a m a z i n g stitching
April 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM