The Toronto Ben Jays 🇨🇦⚾️
LightNews LightNews
banner
benjayingly.com
The Toronto Ben Jays 🇨🇦⚾️
@benjayingly.com
1.5K followers 950 following 4.3K posts
senior gfx editor @ Law360
proudly Law360 Union and NY Newsguild
outlaw360.org forever
| advocate for the Amtrak hot dog
| g train american 🟢
| ✡️🚲🔴 ynwa lgm he/him
Posts Replies Media Videos
benjayingly.com
Why the fuck are people betting on individual pitches? Why the fuck are people betting $200 on individual pitches? Why the fuck are people betting more than $200 on individual pitches?
M.L.B. Limits Bets on Individual Pitches After Gambling Charges Two Cleveland pitchers were accused of colluding with bettors. The league and its gambling company partners have put a $200 limit on wagers on individual pitches.
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
benjayingly.com
KIDDIES for BRINGING (Zohran style) WIFE for BRINGING (Zohran style) GUARANTEES for THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE (Zohran style)
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
benjayingly.com
METS for MEETING (Zohran style) METS for GREETING (Zohran style)
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
benjayingly.com
de facto life sentence for less than the cost of two fastballs www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
ESPN breaking news notification: Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase, Luis Ortiz allegedly took bribes of $12K each, face up to 65 years in prison if convicted
November 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
benjayingly.com
CRUDE for LACK OF SOPHISTICATION (in the Zohran sign style)m
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
benjayingly.com
Forgot to thank @bradlander.bsky.social for showing up for @law360union.bsky.social while we were on strike last year, but hey, no time like the present!
Me (shaggy white guy with a blue jacket, bright yellow shirt, red bike helmet and bike) posing with Brad Lander (very friendly, much less shaggy middle-aged man) on a street in Park Slope at night
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
benjayingly.com
CHERELLE FOR ELGSES FOR (In the style of the Zohran sign)
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
benjayingly.com
Why has no one asked Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social his stance on bringing back Birdie?
Cubist bird mascot wearing a winter hat a red striped scarf, standing next to a poster of himself with a wheelbarrow of mulch, with the text “thank you very mulch”
November 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
benjayingly.com
It's been three days and I too still feel like a desperate loser
@boyreporter Ron N. decked out in Blue Jays swag on a commercial for Desperate Losers dating on the Hell Gate election feed
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
benjayingly.com
For some reason, the governor of Virginia is always sworn in while wearing an antebellum-ass ascot. Will that tradition continue for the Commonwealth’s first female governor?
Glenn Youngkin smiling and waving while wearing a grey ascot and a white rose lapel. Terry McAuliffe smiling and waving while wearing a grey ascot and a white rose lapel. He still looks extremely like he’s from Syracuse, New York, and Bill and Hillary Clinton are behind him. Tim Kaine reciting the oath of office while wearing a grey ascot and a white rose lapel. He’s with a judge and his wife. Mark Warner saluting at no one in particular while wearing a grey ascot and a white rose lapel. He’s with his wife and daughters.
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
benjayingly.com
Shohei Ohtani smiling and shaking Donald Trump’s hand
November 2, 2025 at 6:31 AM
benjayingly.com
Geddy dressed up his son as Myles Straw for Halloween
Geddy Lee and his son, a middle aged man with strawberry blonde hair and beard, at the Blue Jays game. Geddy is wearing a Jays hat and his son is wearing a powder blue Jays jersey.
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
benjayingly.com
Had another bus driver later tonight tell me I had to collapse the stroller on a bus that's part of the MTA's stroller pilot program, with a stroller decal on the side. He told me I had to take my son out of the stroller for "safety", despite @mta.info's own rules. www.mta.info/accessibilit...
On the bus Do • Secure your child in the stroller • Apply the brakes on your stroller • Maintain control of the stroller • Keep the aisle clear • Follow operator instructions • Be aware of the space limitations; you may need to fold your stroller if it does not fit in the designated area
October 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
benjayingly.com
Billy Joel is the musical equivalent of complaining about the congestion charge. He answers the question: what if Nassau County was a song? He and Andrew Cuomo also ride motorcycles together because they’re the two most divorced men in the world.
Andrew Cuomo and Billy Joel riding motorcycles down the west side of Manhattan. Cuomo’s motorcycle is bigger, has an NYS flag decal and a 9/11 flag, and he has a detail of state troopers behind him, also on motorcycles.
October 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
benjayingly.com
Sorry to all the kids born in 1996 (Grade 2 in 2003: the one season with The Jay That's Gonna Kick Your Ass)
Blue Jay with a maple leaf tattoo, standing beside a giant T, holding a bat, tossing a ball, looking seductively into your eyes
October 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
benjayingly.com
Daulton Dingler
Daulton Varsho getting tagged in the dick
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
benjayingly.com
Blake Snell with a pointy purple wizard hat with stars and a moon
October 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
benjayingly.com
🥹
Baby on a playmat looking at the cover of Iron Maiden’s Piece of Mind, and away from a foldout book of a bunch of cute cartoon animals
October 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
benjayingly.com
Hmmmmm
Screengrab of this post with 14 replies and 88 RTs
October 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
benjayingly.com
This jackass priest wondering how he’ll have a funeral procession on a famously dangerous street now that it’s safer is really fucking rich
Even the local pastor, Msgr. Guy Massie, from St. Mary's Church, showed up, wondering, "How do I have a funeral? How do I have a wedding? You can't get in or out."
October 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
benjayingly.com
Bad news about Lucali’s (and by extension Baby Luc’s) and Mazzone Hardware brooklyn.news12.com/carroll-gard...
"I don't think anyone here is against the bike lanes," said Mark Iacono, a longtime resident and the owner of the world-famous Lucali pizza restaurant. "It's just a lot of thought wasn't put into this." Others, like Matt Mazzone, who owns Mazzone Hardware, lamented the process. "Shame on them for not working with us to come up with a better solution," Mazzone said. "We could have sat together at the bar, on the back of a cocktail napkin, and come up with a better solution than this." "(The redesign) is going to kill us. How are my customers supposed to stop and park and get to the store? How are deliveries going to get made? People are going avoid this area like the plague," Mazzone said.
October 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
benjayingly.com
Fuck you @bluejaysbot.bsky.social
Blue Jays IG story from 7 hours ago with a poll asking “CHEER IF YOU’RE EXCITED FOR GAME 3!” with “WOOOO 🗣️” and “LET’S GOOOO 🙌” as options
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
benjayingly.com
DOUBLE BASEBALL DOUBLE BASEBALL
Double Pizza Fièrement Québécous depuis 1991
October 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
benjayingly.com
I was about to echo what @jane.meangirls.online just said in the Discord about Klein and Little both pitching rn and
The post you're replying to was marked as being written in German by its author. Would you like to reply in German? (the second instance of "German" is in bold and there's a big "Yes" button off to the side)
October 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
benjayingly.com
Heaven 17’s Penthouse and Pavement
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM