This is a New Yorker-worthy short story.
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This is a New Yorker-worthy short story.
I thought the baby was the instant pot. 🥲
August 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I thought the baby was the instant pot. 🥲
*two bowling alleys that don't exist...
May 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
*two bowling alleys that don't exist...
That’s not even bork! Thats burkey!
May 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
That’s not even bork! Thats burkey!
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The average American has three friends.
Reposted by Benj.
Grievances 16-19 in Declaration of Independence
16. "For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world"
17. "For imposing taxes on us without our consent"
18. "For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Jury trial"
19. "For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences"
16. "For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world"
17. "For imposing taxes on us without our consent"
18. "For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Jury trial"
19. "For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences"
April 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Grievances 16-19 in Declaration of Independence
16. "For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world"
17. "For imposing taxes on us without our consent"
18. "For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Jury trial"
19. "For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences"
16. "For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world"
17. "For imposing taxes on us without our consent"
18. "For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Jury trial"
19. "For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences"
BOOO! They’re already cherry picking!
March 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
BOOO! They’re already cherry picking!
This is radicalizing me in real time.
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is radicalizing me in real time.
Vote no on cloture! It shouldn't even be close, Senator. I'm not someone who engages, but y'all are driving me insane with your inaction and lack of a cohesive plan to, I don't know, do ANYTHING other than post and ask for money.
March 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Vote no on cloture! It shouldn't even be close, Senator. I'm not someone who engages, but y'all are driving me insane with your inaction and lack of a cohesive plan to, I don't know, do ANYTHING other than post and ask for money.
I made a quilt out of that! (From the fantastic pattern by @holdmyseamripper.bsky.social!)
March 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I made a quilt out of that! (From the fantastic pattern by @holdmyseamripper.bsky.social!)