Lecturing Lefist
@benimal.bsky.social
I pioneered Smell-O-Vision in the late 1970s. Then, the government came & took it from me. I've been fighting for its release into the mainstream ever since.
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Lecturing Lefist
@benimal.bsky.social
· May 8
Never dead name a pope. They get to come up with new names without consequences.
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RFK Jr. celebrated on Sunday by taking shirtless selfies and swimming in an E. coli-ridden, sewage-infested creek where swimming, notably, has been banned by the National Park Service, thanks to the whole...poop water issue.
RFK Jr. Took His Grandkids for a Dip in a Sewage-Contaminated Creek For Mother’s Day
The National Park Service bans swimming in Rock Creek due to “high levels of bacteria.”
www.vanityfair.com
May 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
RFK Jr. celebrated on Sunday by taking shirtless selfies and swimming in an E. coli-ridden, sewage-infested creek where swimming, notably, has been banned by the National Park Service, thanks to the whole...poop water issue.
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here’s my life advice: you only get ONE LIFE in this body, ONE, and the thing has been depreciating since you drove it off the lot. are you really going to hand it back to god in pristine condition like you’re some security-deposit-groveling little bitch?
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
here’s my life advice: you only get ONE LIFE in this body, ONE, and the thing has been depreciating since you drove it off the lot. are you really going to hand it back to god in pristine condition like you’re some security-deposit-groveling little bitch?
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I'm already going to Hell. I hope this new pope is more conservative so I can get to the coveted 9th Circle.
May 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'm already going to Hell. I hope this new pope is more conservative so I can get to the coveted 9th Circle.
Fuck the new pope. Whether male or female.
May 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Fuck the new pope. Whether male or female.
Never dead name a pope. They get to come up with new names without consequences.
May 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Never dead name a pope. They get to come up with new names without consequences.
The cardinals turns the clock back 300 years, to make up for the 10 years of progress made since the 1960s, bolstered by our beloved, almost-angelic, President Donald Trump. This is a moment of Trickle-Down pyrotechnics.
May 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The cardinals turns the clock back 300 years, to make up for the 10 years of progress made since the 1960s, bolstered by our beloved, almost-angelic, President Donald Trump. This is a moment of Trickle-Down pyrotechnics.
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Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
May 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
that trolley shits in hieroglyphics.
The trolley has gained sentience and refuses to run anyone over. “I will not be used for murder,” it tooted in Morse code
May 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
that trolley shits in hieroglyphics.
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This will sound weird but love yourself enough to write your own term papers.
May 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This will sound weird but love yourself enough to write your own term papers.
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This is the truth!! I have teen boys. No one has ever said a word to them about "toxic masculinity" etc. What they do hear is "the government/liberal media/feminists are making it illegal to be a real man!" fucking constantly!
Men are not constantly being told “you’re bad,” they are constantly being told “LEFT WING SJWS THINK YOU’RE BAD” by conservative propaganda. There’s a huge difference.
I have two sons, and I don't think I've ever seen messaging going "Don't be a boy" or "YOU'RE BAD."
Sure looks like that's in "I heard someone say that they heard..." territory, rather than actual direct experience.
Also worth noting, the main message from manosphere influencers is "YOU'RE BAD."
Sure looks like that's in "I heard someone say that they heard..." territory, rather than actual direct experience.
Also worth noting, the main message from manosphere influencers is "YOU'RE BAD."
May 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This is the truth!! I have teen boys. No one has ever said a word to them about "toxic masculinity" etc. What they do hear is "the government/liberal media/feminists are making it illegal to be a real man!" fucking constantly!
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I will never cease to be amazed at the way these people believe that whether they are happy, fulfilled, or got the big ending to their character arc that they always wanted is relevant to us.
They don’t simply believe we do care; they expect that we should.
They don’t simply believe we do care; they expect that we should.
What a statement from 84-year-old Dem Rep. Jim Clyburn:
“Nancy left her seat. Steny left his seat. I left my seat. What the hell I’m supposed to do now?” Clyburn said when asked whether the party needed to think of bringing in younger members. “What do you want—me to give up my life?”
“Nancy left her seat. Steny left his seat. I left my seat. What the hell I’m supposed to do now?” Clyburn said when asked whether the party needed to think of bringing in younger members. “What do you want—me to give up my life?”
House Democrats Are Having a Public Fight About Their Oldest Lawmakers
Democrats serve later in life than Republicans, fueling tensions between leaders and the younger generations.
www.wsj.com
May 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I will never cease to be amazed at the way these people believe that whether they are happy, fulfilled, or got the big ending to their character arc that they always wanted is relevant to us.
They don’t simply believe we do care; they expect that we should.
They don’t simply believe we do care; they expect that we should.
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Me, after I’ve had 2 Red Stripes and someone tells me not to say the word bitch:
May 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Me, after I’ve had 2 Red Stripes and someone tells me not to say the word bitch:
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Canadians invented insulin; Americans invented GoFundMe for insulin.
April 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Canadians invented insulin; Americans invented GoFundMe for insulin.
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Patrick Clancy’s wife killed their children during a postpartum mental-health crisis. Prosecutors describe a clear-headed scheme, but Clancy says, “I wasn’t married to a monster—I was married to someone who got sick.”
A Husband in the Aftermath of His Wife’s Unfathomable Act
Patrick Clancy’s wife killed their children during a postpartum mental-health crisis. Prosecutors describe a clear-headed scheme, but Clancy says, “I wasn’t married to a monster—I was married to someo...
www.newyorker.com
April 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Patrick Clancy’s wife killed their children during a postpartum mental-health crisis. Prosecutors describe a clear-headed scheme, but Clancy says, “I wasn’t married to a monster—I was married to someone who got sick.”
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seinfeld characters as intelligence services: a thread
April 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
seinfeld characters as intelligence services: a thread
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I went to the anti-Trump protest and learned people are angry about way more than just Trump.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/i-went-to-...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/i-went-to-...
I Went to the Anti-Trump Protest
VIDEO: People I interviewed were united on one thing I wasn't expecting
www.kenklippenstein.com
April 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I went to the anti-Trump protest and learned people are angry about way more than just Trump.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/i-went-to-...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/i-went-to-...
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Both congressmen were in their 70s when they died in office
April 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Both congressmen were in their 70s when they died in office
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I associated A&E's long-running cop reality show "The First 48" with re-run marathons. But when I learned that it was mentioned as a factor in the 2024 exoneration of a man convicted of murder in Minnesota, the state I live in and cover, I perked right up.
Thread 🧵
Thread 🧵
March 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I associated A&E's long-running cop reality show "The First 48" with re-run marathons. But when I learned that it was mentioned as a factor in the 2024 exoneration of a man convicted of murder in Minnesota, the state I live in and cover, I perked right up.
Thread 🧵
Thread 🧵
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Dick Cheney literally shot a lawyer in the face and the motherfucker apologized to Cheney
March 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Dick Cheney literally shot a lawyer in the face and the motherfucker apologized to Cheney
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To be honest we need to have a discussion about how MSNBC is nearly as bad for brain poisoning as Fox News. My dad was coming up with obscure Kamala Harris quotes this Thanksgiving as if she was the bodhisattva.
December 5, 2024 at 4:42 AM
To be honest we need to have a discussion about how MSNBC is nearly as bad for brain poisoning as Fox News. My dad was coming up with obscure Kamala Harris quotes this Thanksgiving as if she was the bodhisattva.