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😭😭😭 just found out Kami wrote “I love girls who will “this is us” anything. like yes babe we ARE donnie darko and frank ❤️” in his notes app on our first date. And yes I do still think that’s us!
December 14, 2024 at 7:48 PM
😭😭😭 just found out Kami wrote “I love girls who will “this is us” anything. like yes babe we ARE donnie darko and frank ❤️” in his notes app on our first date. And yes I do still think that’s us!
Today was the day we finally gave up on surreptitiously taking candids of each other . Like fuck it come get in the shot stink 😌🫀
December 7, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Today was the day we finally gave up on surreptitiously taking candids of each other . Like fuck it come get in the shot stink 😌🫀
if you saw me using nail clippers outside of the botanical gardens no you didn’t. and it wasn’t in a sex way either it was in a “I’m going on a date with a very lovely hypochondriac and I don’t want him to ruminate about any hypothetical microbiomes under my fingernails” way... If you must know 🙄
December 6, 2024 at 8:07 PM
if you saw me using nail clippers outside of the botanical gardens no you didn’t. and it wasn’t in a sex way either it was in a “I’m going on a date with a very lovely hypochondriac and I don’t want him to ruminate about any hypothetical microbiomes under my fingernails” way... If you must know 🙄
Another co-op throwback was when I was drunk and asked a Brit (first mistake) for comfort food… and they deadass made me beans on toast 😐 Mf open the Domino’s app and put in my rewards right fucking now or SO HELP ME GOD!
December 4, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Another co-op throwback was when I was drunk and asked a Brit (first mistake) for comfort food… and they deadass made me beans on toast 😐 Mf open the Domino’s app and put in my rewards right fucking now or SO HELP ME GOD!
Guys before 2024 ends I need whoever was making unsent project submissions about me to finally come forward
December 4, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Guys before 2024 ends I need whoever was making unsent project submissions about me to finally come forward
Feeling #vindicated because yesterday it was revealed to me that the second grade teacher who made me pee myself in her classroom has busted ass feet 🙏🏼 This elephant never forgets and some of you are IRREDEEMABLE!!!!
December 4, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Feeling #vindicated because yesterday it was revealed to me that the second grade teacher who made me pee myself in her classroom has busted ass feet 🙏🏼 This elephant never forgets and some of you are IRREDEEMABLE!!!!
Bitches (me) think they’re irresistible when really they just reply instantly and pavlov ppl into reaching out intermittently for some validation and a convenient little dopamine hit…. but I digress 😋
December 4, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Bitches (me) think they’re irresistible when really they just reply instantly and pavlov ppl into reaching out intermittently for some validation and a convenient little dopamine hit…. but I digress 😋
you call her stephanie? I CALL HER HEAD FOR MEEEEEEEE 🗣️
December 4, 2024 at 6:47 PM
you call her stephanie? I CALL HER HEAD FOR MEEEEEEEE 🗣️
Something that plagues my mind is the time that a daytime bartender on 6th shouted “you’re from San Antonio HUH” to me… from across the street 😭 Like what did he See. HOW did he immediately clock my 210ness, and from twenty paces away at that!
December 4, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Something that plagues my mind is the time that a daytime bartender on 6th shouted “you’re from San Antonio HUH” to me… from across the street 😭 Like what did he See. HOW did he immediately clock my 210ness, and from twenty paces away at that!
if the Boot fits wear it!
December 4, 2024 at 6:39 PM
if the Boot fits wear it!
no cops no 5150s just two besties speeding down Oltforf to give each other benzos and Domino’s like clockwork
December 4, 2024 at 6:37 PM
no cops no 5150s just two besties speeding down Oltforf to give each other benzos and Domino’s like clockwork
petition to put Enrique Iglesias’s mole back on. It’s important and nostalgic to me and I miss it .
December 4, 2024 at 6:34 PM
petition to put Enrique Iglesias’s mole back on. It’s important and nostalgic to me and I miss it .
Should my 2019 streppy tonsil flash pic make the transfer over to Bluesky… thinking 🤔
December 4, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Should my 2019 streppy tonsil flash pic make the transfer over to Bluesky… thinking 🤔
I don’t understand paintball hobbyists. cause why do you want to do a WAR SIMULATOR
December 4, 2024 at 6:31 PM
I don’t understand paintball hobbyists. cause why do you want to do a WAR SIMULATOR
people died…
Into You
Ariana Grande · Dangerous Woman · Song · 2016
open.spotify.com
December 4, 2024 at 6:28 PM
people died…
I think the rave PLUR freaky deaky girlies have a secret to the universe that I do not .
December 4, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I think the rave PLUR freaky deaky girlies have a secret to the universe that I do not .
Artificial intelligence should’ve ended with Mobey from Brainpop ! Know when you’ve peaked and know when to call it a day 🙏🏼
December 4, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Artificial intelligence should’ve ended with Mobey from Brainpop ! Know when you’ve peaked and know when to call it a day 🙏🏼
a moving snapshot from a pre-pandemic world
December 4, 2024 at 6:13 PM
a moving snapshot from a pre-pandemic world
Craving yet another gritty teen drama… might finally watch Skam after a literal decade of having it on my watchlist 😋 Big if true
December 4, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Craving yet another gritty teen drama… might finally watch Skam after a literal decade of having it on my watchlist 😋 Big if true
When I lock in you can hear the JBL speaker bluetooth connection sound
December 4, 2024 at 6:04 PM
When I lock in you can hear the JBL speaker bluetooth connection sound
Each night I pray to the Side Bar rat and all of his disciples 🙏🏼 and if your fav dive bar doesn’t have an infamous and completely wild rat that roams freely around the back, I urge you to reconsider. Amen
December 4, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Each night I pray to the Side Bar rat and all of his disciples 🙏🏼 and if your fav dive bar doesn’t have an infamous and completely wild rat that roams freely around the back, I urge you to reconsider. Amen
Top 3 reasons I missed class at UT
- Put cumin on my oatmeal instead of cinnamon and IMMEDIATELY went back to bed
- Had to finish Fallout 4 before I could join my peers in starting junior year
- Busy in the the sit-in protest against the professor whose class it was (fuck you Coleman Hutchinson)
- Put cumin on my oatmeal instead of cinnamon and IMMEDIATELY went back to bed
- Had to finish Fallout 4 before I could join my peers in starting junior year
- Busy in the the sit-in protest against the professor whose class it was (fuck you Coleman Hutchinson)
December 4, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Top 3 reasons I missed class at UT
- Put cumin on my oatmeal instead of cinnamon and IMMEDIATELY went back to bed
- Had to finish Fallout 4 before I could join my peers in starting junior year
- Busy in the the sit-in protest against the professor whose class it was (fuck you Coleman Hutchinson)
- Put cumin on my oatmeal instead of cinnamon and IMMEDIATELY went back to bed
- Had to finish Fallout 4 before I could join my peers in starting junior year
- Busy in the the sit-in protest against the professor whose class it was (fuck you Coleman Hutchinson)
I’d rather have just been called a DSM-recognized diagnosis I think (2019)
December 4, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I’d rather have just been called a DSM-recognized diagnosis I think (2019)
Thinking about how in degrassi next gen, manny and craig were fully rifling through a big book of baby names in the middle of the cafeteria… but still truly thought that no one would realize that they’re expecting ? Likeeeee nothing to see here lol just doing some light lunch reading :P
December 4, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Thinking about how in degrassi next gen, manny and craig were fully rifling through a big book of baby names in the middle of the cafeteria… but still truly thought that no one would realize that they’re expecting ? Likeeeee nothing to see here lol just doing some light lunch reading :P
On the subject of 2011, I would like to say this - I am unequivocally NOT a fan of sexualizing breast cancer……. however…… the “I ❤️ boobies” bracelets went dummy and I’m so sad I never owned one
December 4, 2024 at 5:46 PM
On the subject of 2011, I would like to say this - I am unequivocally NOT a fan of sexualizing breast cancer……. however…… the “I ❤️ boobies” bracelets went dummy and I’m so sad I never owned one