Ben DeClue
bendeclue.bsky.social
Ben DeClue
@bendeclue.bsky.social
The man, the myth, the living legend
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how better to drive signups inspired by the first Looney Tunes movie in over 20 years than by taking all the classic shorts off of streaming?
The entirety of ‘Looney Tunes’ has been removed from Max.
March 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Patton O is not a very good game show host
June 25, 2024 at 3:10 AM
I hear the train horn sound even now
May 25, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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Donner Lake is named after some people who were ill-prepared for a family trip, had their travel plans derailed by bad weather, and then made some regrettable eating choices. If that’s not about Christmas I don’t know what is.
Does no one check this shit?
December 26, 2023 at 3:22 PM
My personal holiday movie checklist:

1. Merry Christmas Charlie Brown ✅
2. Christmas Vacation ✅
3. Frosty the Snowman ✅
4. Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer ✅
5. White Christmas ✅
6. Holiday Inn ✅
6. Magnificent 7 (original)
7. Eyes Wide Shut
8. Die Hard
9. Batman Returns
10. LA Confidential
December 24, 2023 at 4:00 PM
September 5, 2023 at 2:08 AM
Welcome to one of my favorite accounts on social media
1990 JCPenney Catalog
August 20, 2023 at 9:14 PM
August 20, 2023 at 2:57 AM
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if Mario Kart was about pure driving I would win every race but unfortunately my competitors insist on engaging in a great deal of unsportsmanlike behaviour
August 9, 2023 at 10:41 PM
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Laughing at Stanford, the home of “the market makes no mistakes,” getting left out of the major college football market
August 4, 2023 at 10:59 PM
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The thing about the relationship between Twitter and journalists is that the biggest impact was felt by the highest-profile and most pampered national writers, who were driven insane by people talking back to them for the first time but too addicted to ever put down the phone. I liked that a lot
August 2, 2023 at 10:46 PM
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Me looking forward to Killers of the Flower Moon post-Barbenheimer
July 31, 2023 at 9:05 PM
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bring back the cheeseball at cocktail parties
July 30, 2023 at 11:39 PM
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god help me if they ever criminalize making a perfect sandwich
July 30, 2023 at 11:30 PM
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One thing the 90s got right was how horrific it is to answer email
July 29, 2023 at 8:36 PM
I want to engage on here more. Need to follow more people
July 15, 2023 at 1:18 AM